Wednesday, November 19, 2008

WEEKLY CHRISTMAS JOKE


You know you've had too much holiday cheer when---

  1. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster
  2. You start kissing the portraits on the wall
  3. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier
  4. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off
  5. You take off your shoes and wade in the punch bowl
  6. You hear a duck quacking and it's you
  7. You complain about the small bathroom as you leave the closet
  8. You refill your glass from the fish bowl
  9. You ask for another ice cube,then stick it in your pocket
  10. You yawn in the face of this really boring guy,and realize you're looking in the mirror
  11. You pick up a roll and butter your sleeve
  12. At the dinner table you ask the hostess to pass a bed pan
  13. You have a conversation with the rubber plant and it answers you
  14. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

41 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:22:00 PM

    "JOKE"
    Jeannie,I didn't know you had met some of my family...
    When Gil went to my family reunion with me,the first time he were dumb-founded,he said he had great fun,one was more crazy that the first ...(giggles)

    CUPCAKE

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  2. My Uncle Fred peed in the potted palm.He thought he was outside.

    Dad always slept under the dining table.
    Aunty Bobbie liked to raise her skirt very high and dance on the dining table.

    Jean'ne,every family has a few of those.

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  3. Anonymous9:40:00 PM

    It's always a hoot during holidays and family get togethers...
    I have to speak at our women's club tomorrow,I think I will do like "AUNTY BOBBIE".I love to sing and dance.
    Gil is blowing his sax for Jill,she loves music and trying to dance.

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  4. What are you going to speak about at the women's club.Is it a church group or an art group,or community group?

    Aunty Bobbie was very popular.She never failed to entertain,and it only took about four or five drinks.When she was sober she was a very posh English lady.

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  5. Anonymous9:52:00 PM

    Jeannie,is that a elve struck in Santa's butt?(GIGGLES)

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  6. Anonymous9:54:00 PM

    We are visiting a women's shelter.just share some of the troubles I had.

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  7. Anonymous9:56:00 PM

    You can have fun and still be a lady,

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  8. That's a nice thing to do.There are some very sad stories at a women's shelter.

    Yes that's the elf Santa is looking for

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  9. Did you read what was on that police car?

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  10. Anonymous10:05:00 PM

    I didn't have it bad when I left my ex,I seen so much at A.A, meeting and I heard so many sad stories,from women that worked at the casino..sometime you just need someone to listen.

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  11. Anonymous10:07:00 PM

    NOI didn't read it ,have to get my glasses,but it look like they are in Mexico.

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  12. yes that helps.some of the domestic violence that brings women and children to the shelters is horrifying.You don't really recover from that.

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  13. click on the car to enlarge it.i think it's great.
    how is Gilly?Still greedy?he must have grown quite a bit.

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  14. Anonymous10:12:00 PM

    Yes'I just read what's on the car,you know what it's about,look out world here they come.

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  15. is Jill in preschool?Does she like it?
    The twins are in a talent contest at their karate school.
    Sam is going to tell jokes and Jake is going to sing

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  16. Anonymous10:17:00 PM

    Gilly still greedy,but he is not wanting it in his mouth 24/7..He weighed 8 lbs.9ozs.He is a little over 12 lbs. I think,will know next wed.

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  17. neither one of them has any talent .Jake is a natural born writer.He's always scribbling stories in his notebooks.Just like his mom

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  18. One of my comments didn't appear.
    It said.The twins are in a talent
    contest.Sam is going to tell jokes and Jake is going to sing

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  19. Anonymous10:20:00 PM

    Yes Jill is in preschool,she looks it,She wants to carry Gilly to school for show and tell,haha.
    The twins are so active,I really can't wait to meet them.

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  20. Anonymous10:22:00 PM

    haha I meant she loves preschool.

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  21. Okay,it did appear.I hope you can make sense of it all

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  22. maybe you can arrange for her to take Gilly for show and tell.
    I hope you meet the twins someday

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  23. Anonymous10:26:00 PM

    Well,a word to the wise,we will sit a lot when we are together,there are nice hotels in canada

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  24. I think I'd know you if I saw you,a tall lady with green eyes and blonde hair(maybe).Very pretty and a little French looking.

    You'd be easy to spot with Gilly hanging off one jug and Jill holding your hand.

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  25. Anonymous10:30:00 PM

    I will meet hthe twins,all your family is very talented,all mine is good at is making babies.hahaha

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  26. Anonymous10:33:00 PM

    Well the hair is dark brown now,I'm not going to dry it anymore,Istarted drying it after I left my ex.

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  27. Making babies is very important.You waited so long to do it.Because of your bad marriage?

    Some of our babies have been born with health problems.Yours sound like they are bursting with good health,lucky lady

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  28. Anonymous10:44:00 PM

    I wre told my having babies were slim to none,so I am truly blessed,Jeannie I give thanks each and every day,

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  29. Anonymous10:48:00 PM

    Sometime I look back on the road I have traveled,That's why I try to do all I can ,I have slowed down a little,but I will get my groove on

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  30. Boy you sure proved them wrong.are you going to have one more?You may as well,you're on a roll.

    Our kids are done.Now I have to wait for the grandkids to start producing.
    Justin just came back from a Hawiian holiday and loved it so much he wants to live there so I may not see his kids

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  31. Anonymous10:57:00 PM

    You have a strong family unit,I can tell,there is a lot of lovethere,that's the glue that whole it all together....I guess my man came along and dug around in there until he made a deposited.O h,I said I were going to be good,see what you made me do...I guess I will have to tell you about the "marrying-thing -a -jig..hahahaha

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  32. I am so curious about that thing.If you tell me about it I'll tell you the weirdest place we made love

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  33. Anonymous11:03:00 PM

    If my man makes another I will,Shit Jeannie I am 40 now,but my mom was 45/46 so who knows.I have a good steady man ,if it happens so be it.

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  34. Anonymous11:07:00 PM

    It's a deal,Iwill make a post about it,as you know he moved in,we was together about 2or more years before we married.

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  35. Three is nice.your family is very prolific.

    Probably Gil and also his dad think,the more the merrier.Their branch of the family was very small before you came along..
    You must be the apple of his dad's eye or is it Jill?She seems to have her dad wrapped around her little finger.

    I'm looking for a good subject to write a post about.

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  36. We should each write a post about the thing that bugs us the most

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  37. Anonymous11:13:00 PM

    Was it in the snow hahaha One thing I can say our men are keepers,I really don't know what happiness was until my man came a long.I will say good nite and go scraped Gilly,everyone in bed a sleep I hope. "JEAN`NE"

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  38. Anonymous11:16:00 PM

    Not gone yet da is very sweet,Jill has her daddy wrapped aroung her finger.

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  39. Anonymous11:17:00 PM

    Yes I think I will write about what bugs me most

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  40. Anonymous5:43:00 PM

    NOI didn't read it ,have to get my glasses,but it look like they are in Mexico.

    Cupcake - the BANK ROBBERS were in Mexico. The police car is actually from De Moines, Iowa. I found it on the homepage of the local police.

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