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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The ultimate truth 2
Sorry ladies, but I just can't help it....snicker.
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You know they say....."Self-knowledge is the first step toward (self-) improvement"..Ain't that the truth, DAVE! And you are right of course....because YOU REALLY DO SUCK...!!!
If you suck at every thing you have ever done in your life,what have you to show ..nothing,just a old dried up sucking fart ass fool.Oh my bad,we all know how Dave sucks,just watch him somethime.
I just call it like I see it,and Dave is on his last go-round,men his age should have somsthing to show for their efforts,he will be a washed up has been soon,if he has any money left,the only tarts he will be able to get will just have three(3) teeth(giggles) oh what the hell,old Dave will be bald.
No Jeannie, I can't help it but then....I wouldn't want it anyway. Originally, I wanted to write "I love cheap tarts" or "Cheap tarts go crazy over me" . Well, I'll do it the next time. LOL
Jeannie,stop,you are killing me,I was laughing so hard,Gil wanted to know what's wrong....I told him you and Vix were bad. Jeannie I left you a comment in my hero,all true.
David Caruso
"LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD"
ReplyDeleteIf you suck at every thing you have ever done in your life,what have you to show ..nothing,just a old dried up sucking fart ass fool.Oh my bad,we all know how Dave sucks,just watch him somethime.
CUPCAKE.....I LOVE YOU...and you aare 100" right of course.
ReplyDeleteDAVE SUCKS THE BIG ONE!
ReplyDeleteYou just can't help yourself can you Vix?
Well you came to the right place.We agree with you.The only thing Dave is good at is SUCKAGE.
I just call it like I see it,and Dave is on his last go-round,men his age should have somsthing to show for their efforts,he will be a washed up has been soon,if he has any money left,the only tarts he will be able to get will just have three(3) teeth(giggles) oh what the hell,old Dave will be bald.
ReplyDeleteNo Jeannie, I can't help it but then....I wouldn't want it anyway.
ReplyDeleteOriginally, I wanted to write "I love cheap tarts" or "Cheap tarts go crazy over me" .
Well, I'll do it the next time. LOL
Or maybe the caption could read.
ReplyDeleteJOB OPENING;ONLY CHEAP TARTS NEED APPLY
OR
FOR RENT
AGING BALDING PENCIL-DICK
CHEAP
Jeannie,stop,you are killing me,I was laughing so hard,Gil wanted to know what's wrong....I told him you and Vix were bad.
ReplyDeleteJeannie I left you a comment in my hero,all true.
OR
ReplyDeleteIF YOU WANT A REAL GOOD JOB
I'LL PAY YOU WELL TO SUCK MY KNOB
OR
I'LL PUT YOU ON MY TV SHOW
IF YOU SQUEEZE MY CHUB AND WATCH IT GROW
OR
ReplyDeleteCOME SIT ON SANTA'S LAP NOW HONEY
I'LL GIVE YOU LOTS OF JEWELS AND MONEY
IF WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS FAME
THEN SUCK MY BIG OLD CANDY-CANE
Oh Jeannie, stop giving me ideas. I am already looking for a big enough picture to put one of our captions on.....
ReplyDeleteI GOT A MILLION VIX
ReplyDeleteGood Jeannie, cause I am working on a post and you will be prominentely named. You deserve it!
ReplyDelete