THE THREE STAGES OF MAN1)He believes in Santa Claus.
2)He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3)He is Santa Claus.
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Why was Santa's little helper
depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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Good King Wenceslas phoned for
a pizza.
The order taker said,"Do you want your usual?
Deep pan,crisp and even?"
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What do female reindeer do on Christmas Eve
while the males are away?
Go to town and blow a few bucks.
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That is nice. I like it....Thanks..Our Jeannie has a thing for jokes...LOL
ReplyDeleteNice to be appreciated.Any news from CC?
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome.
ReplyDeleteNo, but I doubt she will come online at this time of the night. I guess, she'll check in tomorrow morning.
We have Santa Ana's again. Not as hot as the last time . But the wind is howling around the house - its weird.
HA!The wind is howling around our house too,but we have frost on the windows.
ReplyDeleteI shall bid you good night.
Don't be afraid of the wind.It is not an ill wind that blows misfortune.It's a lucky wind that will blow away your problems and bring you luck in any thing you do.
I will keeep that in mind! Good night Jeannie, don't let the Moose bite you...
ReplyDeleteStop bringing up fucking moose.
ReplyDeleteOh, they don't have moose in Canada?
ReplyDeleteI'm only joking. Do you prefer polar baer or reindeer...?
ReplyDeleteActually we have an abundance of wolves,very beautiful,thick fur.
ReplyDeleteThey find people of the teutonic persuasion very tasty.
Hungry like a Wolfe.....he is hungry like a Wolfe...tatdta....
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