NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS??WHY??

You're making those New Year's resolutions again.Why put that much stress on yourself?You can't relax from day one of the new year,because of the goals you have set.Some people even put themselves on schedules,For example;I resolve to lose ten pounds by Jan.28th.Impossible!And,if you don't lose the weight,does that mean you've blown the whole year?At the very least,you feel like a failure.

If you must make resolutions,then make them attainable.

YOU COULD RESOLVE TO:

*-Gain weight....See how easy that is?

*-Stop exercising....Waste of time....easier to gain the weight.

*-Read less ....Makes you think....That can't be good for you.

*-Watch more TV....All the stuff you didn't bother with before.

*-Procrastinate....Don't start till tomorrow....or later.

*-Start being superstitious....Carry a rabbit's foot and wear garlic around your neck.

*-Never eat cloned meat....Don't want to wake up with two heads.

*-Only speak in words of one syllable.

ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN???

*-Create loose ends....Never tie them up.

*-Get more useless toys.

*-Buy more clothes you don't need and may never wear.

*-Never believe a politician.

*-Never drive your car on thin ice.

*-Never swim with pirhanas or sharks.

*-Make all your priorities equal.

*-Focus on other people's faults.

*-Whine and complain more.

*-Get further in debt.

*-AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL,RESOLVE TO NEVER MAKE RESOLUTIONS AGAIN.

Now you can easily keep your resolutions and feel quite successful.Relax and enjoy the new year.