Monday, March 30, 2009

My "Family" What A Hoot


Well I returned home late yesterday evening,we spent the weekend with my Sis (Joanna) she still live in the house my daddy built for us after leaving N.O.,La. it's a large house with five (5) bdrms/three(3) bathrooms,I had a lot of fun there ,it will always be home...but that's not what I want to tell you today...first let me tell you who lives there...Sis...her daughter Nan/hubby James and grand-daughter Betty Jo...that leaves two(2) bdrms,my father-in-law lives with my brood...he is a great old man ,very devilish,always telling sis he wants to poke her...sis went over to some friends house,when she returned, she said she was tired and going to bed,o.k. you say...well that's not the way sis saw it....dad was waiting in her bed ,(GIGGLES) the old fool went to sleep...hahaha...Sis told Gil she was going to fix him good,we had no idea what she was going to do,she is quite mischievous in her own right,Sis slept in the other bedroom...we was all having breakfast....dad ask Sis where did she go? Now this is the kicker...Sis said Gil I have something to tell all of you,it's will affect all of us....she looked at dad ...smiled...told us she was pregnant for dad....everyone sitting there looking bug-eyed and stupid...hahaha dad almost swallow his dentures...Sis said there was not going to be any pre-nuptial shit....sis told dad the condoms he had,she poke holes in them.....Sis is sixty-three(63)when dad found his voice he said that's the first piece he ever had and he don't remember it.....Sis told him come back to bed and they will have another go at it....dad says it must have been good to her ,she wants some more....Sis asked Gil what he wanted,my crazy man said this may be his last chance to have sibling, he wanted two(2) of each,Sis told him he was as crazy as his dad...when we returned home ...dad said if we have to leave again,he was going to the hotel...dad asked Gil,did he have to marry sis,since he don't remember getting it.....Dad is seventy-nine(79) years old....I told you I had a crazy /horny family...I will be doing the nasty well into my hundreds.(GIGGLES)

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  1. What a riot.HA!That is hilarious.I so wish I had been there to see it.I would have told him I was pregnant by him too and so hurt that he was unfaithful to me with Sis...HA!What fun.I like Sis.

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  2. Anonymous8:29:00 PM

    Sis like your out look on life,Nan and I trying to get her to talk,she said you will have to be patience,because she has arthritis in her hands...it was so funny ,dad say he is going to lock his door when sis stay over to spend the night,he says sis has some powerful choochie to knock him out...He is not going to leave her along...(GIGGLES) I told you my family was nuts...all of them...hahaha

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  3. Castle is on.It looks like a good one.
    I like people who are nuts.They have more heart.
    I'm going to disappear tomorrow,turn off the phones and sleep in.Have a ME day.What are you going to do?

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  4. Anonymous9:17:00 PM

    I think I will do the same ...sis says we can go visit Mrs.Hattie.

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  5. I'm writing about reincarnation.Do you believe in it?

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  6. Anonymous9:19:00 PM

    I always wonder why you liked me...(GIGGLES)now I know...you need a "ME" day,you have earned one...

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  7. I bet Mrs.Hattie believes in it.

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  8. Anonymous9:20:00 PM

    I have Castle on also,it is an improvement over what's his name.hahaha

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  9. Anonymous9:22:00 PM

    Yes Mrs.Hattie do..Sis says Mrs. Hattie say you keep coming back until you get it right...

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  10. I like you because you are a free spirit,a little wild,with an earthy wisdom a big heart and you want to do some good in the world and to be a good mother.That's just a few of the reasons.

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  11. Anonymous9:24:00 PM

    I have always wonder why when you go to a place,it seems like you have been there before...

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  12. Anonymous9:31:00 PM

    If there is a such thing as reincarnation...Mrs.Hattie told sis I was an old soul...she had things to tell when I was older.I do believe there are things we are put here to learn,your teachers come from places you least expect.

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  13. That happens all the time to me.I kind of believe in reincarnation.I have heard so many stories about children speaking their first words in a foreign tongue.Or telling a story of something they remember from a previous time.

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  14. I also believe there is a pattern to the universe and things happen for a reason.I think we each have a special reason for being here.You haveto figure it out yourself.

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  15. The fact that you and I met,happened for a reason.I don't have a fucking clue why so far.Do you?But it's a lot of fun.

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  16. Anonymous9:40:00 PM

    Jon,sis twin says I talk about things that happen way before my time...I had never been to New York until Gil carried me,I could go a lot of places and tell him about a lot of things that happen long ago...

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  17. I wonder what Mrs. Hattie will say to you now.It might be interesting.

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  18. You really are an old soul.I think it's a good thing.

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  19. Anonymous9:45:00 PM

    We will figure out this shit together...I know I had to get a blog ...so I wouldn't lose you...Sis believes in reincarnation,she says maybe you are the teacher and I am the student,because my interests have broaded since I met you.

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  20. That sounds like it could be the case.It's an interesting adventure.
    Perhaps we were related in a former life.

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  21. Anonymous9:51:00 PM

    I came so late in their lives,mama 48 daddy 52 after 8 children,Sis says Mrs> Hattie said mama stayed with me as long as she could.

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  22. I know,in a former life you saved my life and to repay you I came to live with you and teach your children.

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  23. Anonymous9:59:00 PM

    Sis says we need to go as soon as we can,because Mrs.Hattie is old,she has family working atthe hotel/casino,I didn't know that,Nan talked to a grand...they had been looking for me.

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  24. Maybe it was your Mama's time to go and she knew it.It seemed like she did.Maybe she stayed a little longer so that you would have some memories of her.

    The twins don't remember my dad.They were about three when he died.I'm sorry about that.He adored those babies.

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  25. Anonymous10:04:00 PM

    (GIGGLES)All I know is I couldn't lose you.It is strange ,Brian didn't care about you and I having a blog....Gil never knew Vix was on here with us,I didn't lie to him ..I just didn't tell him.hahaha

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  26. You probably need to see Mrs Hattie.It's all part of your journey.

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  27. That's so weird.I didn't tell Brian that the stalker was on our blog either...HA!

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  28. I,d hate to lose you now that I know you.I felt closer to you from the start than I did to Vix.

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  29. Anonymous10:10:00 PM

    Jill don't remember my daddy,I am glad he got to see her,she was two.
    daddy told me mama would be so proud,he said she was coming after him ..close his eyes and was gone.

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  30. Jakey was in a chess tournament all day.He came within half a point of qualifying for the highschool tournament,where he would be playing against 14 to 18 year olds.He can be brilliant at things he likes,but he gets a C in math.Sammy got straight A's.He always does.Today was report card day.

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  31. Anonymous10:15:00 PM

    One reason Vix wasn't truthful with us and we knew it.

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  32. It sounds like your dad had a peaceful passing.That's easier on the family.
    If there was a way for them to be together again I'm sure they found it.It's nice to think so.

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  33. Anonymous10:19:00 PM

    I knew when she would say things or put crap up,I just ignored her,I knew her time wasn't long,in a way I felt sorry for her,

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  34. YES,that's what kept a distance between Vix and us,the dishonesty.

    Of course she felt she could not trust anyone.Although she did give you and me her email address.That was a step in the right direction.She was changing.

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  35. I wondered why she didn't get false documents like visas and passports.Tijuana is a place where you can get all those things.

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  36. Anonymous10:25:00 PM

    You go Jakey...thats just great..a chess tournament,he came within a half point...that is wonderful.to know he is among some of the best....Where in the world you get all these smart kids from?hahaha

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  37. Anonymous10:27:00 PM

    Sammy gets all "A"s with all the extra things he is in. You have a bunch of smart ones...look in the mirror,pat yourself on the back and say well job well done.HA!!!

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  38. Their mom is very smart and her dad was brilliant.HE was a complete ass,but he was smart.

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  39. I can tell you right now that Jill will be very smart in school,but she will be a bit of a rebel.

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  40. Anonymous10:33:00 PM

    I don't think she had any money,I really don't think her husband was helping her at all...her friend was not really a friend...she said once she had to wait on him to pick her up...the night the police carried her home,she had to get there the best way she could,all said and done ...I really feel sorry for her...

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  41. Anonymous10:38:00 PM

    Nan says Jill is me all over,I will just let her daddy handle her,she gets along with others well,but she has a temper...

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  42. Yeah,how could he leave her in a dangerous area like that and drive away?She was pretty tough though.But so very alone.that's why my heart went out to her.

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  43. You know Gil may be the only one that can handle her.You better make sure she marries a strong man.

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  44. Anonymous10:47:00 PM

    I visited dodo site today..no one said anything about Vix except the Caruso Crusader (RED KNIGHT)she hopes the austrians courts shut Vix's blogs and not let her use the net anymore..she is hunting them down and lopping off the hydra heads...(GIGGLES) everyone ignored her...all are talking about something else,she should feel very shitty.

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  45. I guess Vix is old news now.They have moved on.Now they see what they did from a different perspective that time and distance can give you,and they're not so proud of it anymore.They are seeing her as a human being now lost and scared.And they are starting to see what a hack and a jerk DC is.

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  46. Anonymous10:57:00 PM

    For some reason I couldn't stay angry with her...I think we was suppose to be there for her,Keyser found her by accident,our time was well spent,I think she realize what she was missing,she wanted to go...we would talk about our families ...you got a brooch for Xmas...you got a dozen yellow roses/box of chocolates for valentine's day and 4 days later she was gone.

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  47. Maybe our family talk showed her what she was missing,And helped her to see what a waste of her life, just living to snark on Dave was.

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  48. Anonymous11:04:00 PM

    I would be ashamed too,what gets me is they don't even know him..I will never fight a losing battle and know it...you know if I had to do it over again I would...never be afraid to reach your hand out to a lost soul....she was a bird with her wings clopped and couldn't fly,I think we helped her to heal a little.

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  49. I agree with you and I don't regret it.She didn't have a friend in the world.All she had was enemies all around her.Her life must have been hell.

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  50. Anonymous11:12:00 PM

    Why do it bother her about her blogs,if they shut them down ...shit all she has to do is open some more...the younger crowd is into the CSI's now it is going in a different direction,a lot of older Fans is crossing over to "CASTLE" well it is a better show...people move around some.

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  51. Some people can't stand loose ends.
    I wonder if she will be back.I wonder if she will ever give us another thought.

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  52. Anonymous11:21:00 PM

    From what she said just her grand mother cared for her..when she pasted, she had nothing except her baby...her hubby had to be an ass-hole for her to fall for DC..of all the men out there ,she wanted to fuck him..unbelieveable.

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  53. I enjoyed Castle tonight.I think I could get into it.

    Brian and Jaye got me into watching American Idol.I don't watch the first several weeks of eliminations,but the las tfew weeks are pretty good.

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  54. Anonymous11:28:00 PM

    She thinks about us,wondering what we think about her after we found out who she really was. I would tell her I am the same person and thinks the same way about her.Get her life together and be all she can be,open your heart and let the sunshine in .

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  55. I agree.To travel half way across the world to offer someone a BJ,your marriage has to be pretty bad.

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  56. Vix believes she had us completely fooled.She didn't think we were too bright.

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  57. Anonymous11:35:00 PM

    I like American Idol a lot..I use to watch CSI:LAS VEGAS ,when William Peterson left,I don't watch it anymore...I never could get into Miami ,same thing all the time ,it was to hard to follow,when "H" got married ,they never even hugged..

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  58. Apparently DC had a firm rule.He refused to kiss or hold his ladies in the show."The No Touch Rule"
    I don't know why.

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  59. Anonymous11:42:00 PM

    Well she knew you could draw and write ...I could talk Nasty and fight her battles...but in the end she was the one not to bright to think we were fooled by her...she would have stay up all day/night to fool me very long...I feel when shit ain't right,thats why i told her to ignore the loons.

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  60. Anonymous11:48:00 PM

    No touch rule...I think he made that shit up ,he would be wanting to do the nasty with them...Have you read the "Diaries of an Extra" Vix says the extra sent it to her.

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  61. SHe could never ignore them .She wouldn't leave them alone.She used to egg them on.I didn't understand that.

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  62. I only read one post of Diaries of an Extra.I bet it was pretty hot.

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  63. Anonymous11:55:00 PM

    Now I wonder if that story is real or make-believe...Before I started commenting...I read all her stuff,most was right on cue...she really did a lot of research,I think I would have lost interest in DC....

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  64. Oh God yes,you couldn't stay interested in DC for long unless you were obsessed with him.I don't know how she could be interested in every tiny detail of his life,even the color of his tee shirts.It was fun for me to try and come up with something new to say every time .It was a game with me.

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  65. Anonymous12:01:00 AM

    It is in five parts,it is hot,now I wonder is it true...she may have moved it to another one of her blogs ,it's easy to find ..I will look some time...I was suprise that Gina was a blonde,they had posted some pictures on a fansite.

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  66. Anonymous12:05:00 AM

    I loved the game...when Gil talk to him in Miami...I got a kick out of telling her,I knew who she was then...

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  67. I never saw Gina I always tried to find a picture of her.Vix always hated every one of his girlfriends.

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  68. You knew who she was as far back as that?

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  69. Get some shut eye Sweetie.God,if we were talking on the phone the bill would be astronomical.

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  70. Anonymous12:21:00 AM

    The picture is in her archives..I think Jan.6th,2008.
    Yes I knew,all I knew about was the letter for an autograph,none of this other shit,I didn't like him ,I liked her...Then I got hooked and the rest is history,I wonder do Brit know .

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  71. Anonymous12:24:00 AM

    You be sure to take a "ME" day tomorrow,the weather here is better...Gina is there with two other spanish ladies,,I am going to see Mrs.Hattie.

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  72. Anonymous12:27:00 AM

    Time go by so far when you are having fun...So I will say goodnite ...you have sweet dreams and Nitey...nite...NEE

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  73. Night luv see you tomorrow

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