I Thought That I Could Love No Other...That Is Until I Met Your Brother.

The Washington Post sponsored a contest,asking for a two line rhyme,with the most romantic first line,and the least romantic second line.These are some of the entries.

1) My Darling,my lover,my beautiful wife,

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2) I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3) Kind,intelligent,loving and hot;

This describes all that you're not.

4) Love may be beautiful,love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

5) Roses are red,violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilted,the violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

6) I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don't take the paper bag off your face.

7) I love your face,your smile and your eyes,

Damn,I'm good at telling lies.

8) My love you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

9) My feelings for you,no words can tell,

Except for maybe,'Go to Hell !'

10) What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka,one part lime.