Okay, there was this lawyer, who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues. He parked front of his office building, where everyone could see the car from their windows. As he climbed out, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere with a whoosh and took the driver's door clean off."NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew, that no matter how well he got it fixed, it would never be the same.
Just then a cop came by and the lawyer ran over to him, yelling, " MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST TORN OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE IN A TRUCK!! "
"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman.
"Yes I am, but what has that to do with my car?"
"HA! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm has been torn off, did you?" the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his left side and exclaimed,"OH SHIT, MY ROLEX!!"
I like it..sounds just like what one will say.That's a good one.
ReplyDeleteWell I will just teach Gilly how to roll his belly til you find me.[giggles]
ReplyDeleteHow's Gilly doing.Got lots of teeth?
ReplyDeleteDid you have a nice day? Ours was great.A little overcast but excellent.
ReplyDeleteWe played soccer,paddle ball, then went to the boat and played cards,bingo and did puzzles and wrote a play with the boys, and all that was before dinner.
ReplyDeletei had a great day
ReplyDeleteall shit i have to log in be right back NEE
Dinner was great.Peter is a great grill-man.Dessert was great because I provided it, of course.
ReplyDeleteyou was very busy,glad you had a great day,mine was good the weather was nice,looking for more rain.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of dessert? I want some.
ReplyDeleteSimple pleasures are the best.I don't need anything fancy.Fresh air,sunshine and people I love.Also good home-made food.I'm happy.
ReplyDeleteJust a fresh fruit salad with whipped cream (sponge cake optional)
ReplyDeleteI have 3 posts in draft about MJ and Farrah, I found one about a son,his name is Omer..you are going to laugh when you post that one.
ReplyDeleteI read about Omer.Do you believe him??
ReplyDeleteI like simple food,easy to make and taste good,Gil will eat steak/ribs off the grill every day and dad wil eat gumbo,so they are easy to feed.
ReplyDeleteNo I don't, hell he would be black with a big nose like the rest of the Jacksons..I have his picture on the post.
ReplyDeleteGrilling is easier on the women.The men like to do it to outdo each other.Less work for the women and fewer pots to clean.
ReplyDeleteIt's also one about the chef,hell he didn't last a month.
ReplyDeleteOmer is full of shit.First of all MJ has never slept with a woman.Secondly,I don't think he had any juice in his balls so it wasn't in-vitro.
ReplyDeleteOh yes,the men like to strut their stuff and I let them.
ReplyDeleteHow is Brian and Nana?
That chef saw a lot in one month,didn't he??
ReplyDeletehe would look like MJ before all the nips and tucks.
ReplyDeleteNana is grumpy,what did you expect?
ReplyDeleteStupid Brian tried to play soccer on his bad foot and hurt himself.What can I do with an idiot like that?
They all jumping on the band wagon,they are saying MJ weighed about 120lbs.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I thought Nee.Instead, he looks like MJ, after all the nips and tucks.
ReplyDeleteWhen you have a load of drugs in your system,you don't really get hungry.I don't think he was anorexic.
ReplyDeleteTie him to a chair in Nana's room for a couple of hours,I bet he willget it together and fly right.
ReplyDeleteThe police found all the drugs.Now I am waiting on the nanny..and Deddie rowe need to sit her ass down.They are beting she will ake a payoff and disappear.Her none the kids know each other.
ReplyDeleteTo stay with Nana for ten minutes is Brian's idea of hell on earth.
ReplyDeleteAfter half an hour I would be pulling his hands from around her throat.
If she didn't shoot him first.
ReplyDeleteOf course Debbie is in it for what she can get out of it.Does anyone honestly believe she cares about the kids welfare?
ReplyDeletethey have a pool going here,her lawyer will sell her out all he want's is the PR.
ReplyDeleteGil says all George need one high profile case like this one and he will be sat for life,if the estate offer more ,who knows which way he will go.
ReplyDeleteIt's a career making case.Look what happened to all the lawyers involved in the OJ case.
ReplyDeleteNo one will ever forget Johnny Cochran,Or a dozen others.
Just putting the kettle on.Nice day but very tiring.The MJ thing could drag out until the kids are practically grown up.Bunch of vultures.
ReplyDeleteThose kids have been loved and nurtured.All of that could be destroyed in a New York minute.
ReplyDeleteDid you know Johnny Cochran home is here and OJ's is about 40/50 miles?
ReplyDeleteAin't he dead??JC
ReplyDeleteLot of celebs in your state.
ReplyDeleteeveryone one want's a taste.Ain't it funny when someone with a high profile ,folks just come out the wood -work. They all are just a bunch of greegy bastards.Did you know Joe lived in Las Vegas?
ReplyDeletePeople in Canada could never understand how OJ was found innocent.How ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWell that explains why Joe is broke.
ReplyDeleteYes he's dead. We have a bunch of celebrities from here, The Spears has a farm not far.Halle is form N.O. her dad stil live there. not to many of them is worth knowing.
ReplyDeleteBut Halle is a sweetie.
Yummy..Cranberry tea mixed with orange tea and stevia.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Spears are a family I would want to know.
ReplyDeleteEveryone here knew O.J. was guilty,JC just played the race card.
ReplyDeleteI don't thnk OJ's kids talk to him.
ReplyDeleteThey know.
ReplyDeleteI saw lynn Spears once at the casino about 2/3 years ago,she is not a person you want to know,they had to call security to escort her out,if you get drunk they will not serve you any more,she made an ass out of herself telling everyone who she was.They trowed her out on her ass.
ReplyDeleteGood for them.The casino showed a little class.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't get him for her murder,but they got him about the Vegas breakin/robbery. I don't understand how someone can have it good and just throw it away.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jaime is anything to write home about either.I wouldn't have any of them in my home.
ReplyDeleteThey seem to think that money makes them acceptable anywhere.It doesn't.
Manners, a little class,a little human kindness and a lot less ignorance and maybe 'd change my mind but I don't think so.I don't respect anyone riding on someone else's coat-tails and thinking they are some kind of important shit.
Jeannie my main thing in life now is doing the best for my babies,trying to make their lives better than mine ,to teach them to have values,not to take things for granted,working will make you live long/happy.
ReplyDeleteI believe they gave OJ the maximum penalty for the break-in.At least he will get some of what he deserves.I hope he doesn't get paroled any time soon.Maybe they can extend his sentence somehow.
ReplyDeleteAs i so often say the nut don't fall far from the tree. I am very careful around my baby,I want her to always be proud of me.
ReplyDelete[giggles] Chris says maybe he is somebody's old lady,because he was always beating her up,so you know he was a coward.
ReplyDeleteYou've had other people get away with murder, just because they were celebrities.
ReplyDeleteMy daddy told me I would only have one father,if a man try to beat me,catch his balls and carry and carry the "S.O.B. to hell.
ReplyDeleteJustice has a way of coming to all those who think they've gotten away with something.
ReplyDeleteviolence begets violence, begets violence.My kids will never learn violence my knee.I've never hurt another human being and I never will.
The only time I think I would be moved to vioence is if I saw some man trying to rape my little girl(or boy)
ReplyDeleteI could kill him.I think.
I guess money do talk,you can buy the best lawyers and pay off the others,it's not fair,everyone should be treated the same.As dad says you got it today and it's gone tomorrow,so the little he has left is in a sock under the bed..hahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt would be sublime justice if OJ is someone's punk or bitch at this time.
ReplyDeleteYou know,criminals in prison have their own code.They don't like child molesters or woman beaters/killers.If they get him alone in the shower or excercise yard they will eat him to a pulp or slip a knife between his ribs.
That is a built-in protection we have for our young,most mother will protect their young,in all species.
ReplyDeleteNow all females that pop a baby out is not mothers.
ReplyDeleteThat's what OJ told the judge that they would harm him in some way.I think JC made the jury believe the detective was a racist.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about that.
ReplyDeleteI have 3 posts in drafts,look them over and post them when you want to.I will have something else tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe detective said a few racist sounding things to show off to a woman journalist..Unfortunately she recorded it,and came forward with it.
ReplyDeleteThat detective made millions writing books when he left the force and also doing TV spots advising people on criminal cases..
OJ made him a success too.
The 66-year old lady that had the twins died,she was 69,now that doctor need his ass kicked.
ReplyDeleteI'll look them over Sweetie.I think you're starting to enjoy this shit.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll crawl into bed in a bit.Soccer can wear you out.
Have a great day tomorrow.You need to be in your house now.You need your own space.Give Gilly a kiss for me..Sweet dreams.. luv..luv
Yes you're right she should never have had babies.It might have accelerated her death.But they learned a lot from the experience.
ReplyDeleteThere is no age limit to prregnancy.
Sweetie I am going to sign off, I have an early day tomorrow,but as always I have enjoyed my chat,it's the icing on my cake.
ReplyDeleteHave a great night snuggle up to your "ROCK" and I will see you tomorrow...Goodnite sweetie..LUV..PIC...Nee