Okay, there was this lawyer, who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues. He parked front of his office building, where everyone could see the car from their windows. As he climbed out, an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere with a whoosh and took the driver's door clean off."NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew, that no matter how well he got it fixed, it would never be the same.
Just then a cop came by and the lawyer ran over to him, yelling, " MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST TORN OFF BY SOME ASSHOLE IN A TRUCK!! "
"You're a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman.
"Yes I am, but what has that to do with my car?"
"HA! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm has been torn off, did you?" the cop said.
The lawyer looked down at his left side and exclaimed,"OH SHIT, MY ROLEX!!"
