Monday, July 13, 2009

Old Bridal Traditions

I thought I was well versed in the customs of weddings,having attended, oh, 500 or so and also having organized and paid for a couple myself. I know the bride must wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue but I've never heard of the one that says she should be bare assed under a hoop skirt. It must be a French or Italian custom.

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  1. Another lady like yourself Nee,who likes to air the choochie frequently.

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  2. Anonymous10:04:00 PM

    [giggles] I like to air the choochie,but I don't wear hoop skirts.hahaha

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  3. Anonymous10:10:00 PM

    Hi you doing?How as hell here.
    I solved the puzzle. I looked at the puzzle and said "WTF" i can do that,no problem.
    Now the mail-box and choochie was another hill to climb. Wonder how many viewers/fans solved it?

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  4. A hoop skirt was not a good choice to wear with a bare ass.She should have worn those long ass drawers with the ruffles all the way down.

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  5. Anonymous10:21:00 PM

    I bet every had a good laugh.
    That's one she can tell her grands.

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  6. Okay answer me this one.Why is a choochie LIKE a mail box?

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  7. I would not show my kids my wedding pictures if that was among them.I'm sure a lot of the other family members taking pictures got a shot of it too from every angle.

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  8. Anonymous10:25:00 PM

    Did you give me an "A+" on the puzzle?

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  9. Anonymous10:28:00 PM

    You know they got shots of her ass.hahaha..
    They both get something stuck in them.

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  10. Anonymous10:30:00 PM

    What is Paris doing? Picking little sand crabs off the choochie.

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  11. I don't know,picking sand out of the crack or maybe that's where she puts her wallet and keys while she is swimming.

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  12. I don't think anyone will ever respect that girl again,especially since her sex tape hit the internet.Most dirty jokes on TV are about her.

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  13. Oddly enough,People seem to have forgotten all about Jacko's scandalous trial, and now they want monuments and medals and his face on a stamp.

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  14. Anonymous10:39:00 PM

    If she put a wallet/keys there,that is not a choochie,It would be a p***y..no wonder she can't keep a man.

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  15. Anonymous10:42:00 PM

    A choochie is small and soft,it snuggles around the dangle.

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  16. If she puts things in there for safe keeping, she probably has a padlock for it.

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  17. Guys have fun trying to pick the lock.

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  18. In her case ,it's not a pussy,it's a pursey...HA!

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  19. Anonymous10:47:00 PM

    I wish they would put Jacko to rest. He was a prevert then and always will be. The only thing he had going for him was his talent.
    He is worth more dead than alive. I pity those poor kids.

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  20. Anonymous10:50:00 PM

    You can't turn on the TV/Radio or just go to the mall or market.Everyone says how good he was,hell they don't know anything about him.He was a junkie prevert.

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  21. Anonymous10:54:00 PM

    Whatever happen to Vivica Fox? I have tried to find something about her,looks like she just dropped of the map.I don't think her show is still on.

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  22. Her parents must be so proud of her.

    Gosh, I'm tired.I've had the twins here all day.

    Brian cut his foot quite seriously yesterday,we think on a rusty nail.
    This morning,it had swollen badly and he had red stripes up his leg, a sign of blood poisoning.He went to emegency and they cut his foot wide open to let the poison drain and gave him a tetanous shot and antibiotics and stitched it up and warned him it could turn septic and to watch for swelling and redness in the groin ,a sure sign of blood poisoning.They are afraid his heart would fail from the poison.

    So he was sick today and demanding. The twins were extra lively and quarrelsome and the dog was sick and puking everywhere.
    So I'm a little worn out.Now they are all asleep. I am so relieved today is over.

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  23. Anonymous11:02:00 PM

    Dad said when he die,just burn his ass up and mix his ashes with Gil's mother"s ashes and spread them together over the Gulf.

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  24. Anonymous11:07:00 PM

    I know Brian don't feel well,you keep a close eye on him,Maxy may be sick because of his bed buddy.he will have to stay off it for awhile,I hope he do...men are so hard-headed.

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  25. Anonymous11:11:00 PM

    We won't stay on as long tonight, you need to relax ,you may not feel tired,but you need to just go to your secert place .
    I talk to some ladies today,will be talking with some all the week.Hope I find a good one,they all seem nice,none has jumped out at me yet.

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  26. Oh, he won't stay off it Nee.It won't matter what I say.You got that one right honey,they are hard headed.He says he's going to work tomorrow.He thinks the company is in a mess by now without him.He doesn't know that no one is indispensable.

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  27. Anonymous11:17:00 PM

    The devil is very busy, when things seem to be going good,another wrench gets thrown at you to knock things off balance.
    If I didn't have my sense of humor,I would be crazy by now.

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  28. Look for a nice temperment and of course she has to like kids.
    You can tell how they will keep house by the way they take care of themselves.If her hair is clean and shiny and her clothes are clean and well cared for.If her fingernails are clean and trimmed short you know she is clean and works with her hands.If she has long painted nails,then she hasn't done much scrubbing and cleaning.

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  29. Anonymous11:22:00 PM

    The company will survive for a couple of days,I know he has been on Hiliday and think everything is a mess,I understand oh so well sweetie,I have one of those here.

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  30. I guess you couldn't keep Gil home if he was determined to go to work.
    They really believe that the company can't function without them.They should have more confidence in the intelligence and ability of people they hired themselves.

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  31. Anonymous11:28:00 PM

    You and Sis thinks alike. I am doing the enterveiws at Gil's office, in the part where he says we can have for our meetings.It's cross town from the casinos.

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  32. Anonymous11:33:00 PM

    That's true,they do hire them, Gil says he is semi retired..bull shit, he get up every morning going to work,says if they don't see you,they will slack off and the company will go to pot.

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  33. Anonymous11:37:00 PM

    But I guess it's like Chris says, you are raised up working and it's just in your blood to work.

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  34. Good luck with that.
    Maybe Gil can do a check to see if she has a yellow sheet or a history of mental illness.

    Even if you trust her count the silver and lock away the jewels until she has proved herself trustworthy.

    Make sure she keeps her panties on when she's vacuming.
    If she starts making eyes at Gil,I know you'll give her the boot.

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  35. If you come home and find her naked with Gil's underpants on her head....Boot.

    If you catch her hiding under the bed with a vibrator while you two are doing it....Boot.

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  36. Anonymous11:51:00 PM

    [giggles] I think Gil is to smart to play around,he's scared of losing his kids and [dangle]I told all of them that I was giving a drug/back ground check,so I didn't want them to waste my time.

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  37. Anonymous11:55:00 PM

    They have a pool going at Gil's office to see if I will hire anyone. I asked Gil about it and he said it was up to me.

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  38. Anonymous11:58:00 PM

    I really don't need any help,Gil won't let me go back to work,and I am so damn ticky til it's not funny.

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  39. It doesn't matter one way or the other.Hire someone or not.

    You are a gal who likes to do things your own way.Nobody is going to be perfect.She going to do something you don't like no matter how good she is.Try it,see if you like it.If not....BOOT.

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  40. Anonymous12:06:00 AM

    Is Brian resting pretty good right now? His foot may be sore where they cut it ,and he will have to stay home,he really need to,maybe if he go in for a little while to check things out,he will come home,I hope so.

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  41. Anonymous12:09:00 AM

    O.K. I will ,I may like it,but it will be hard.

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  42. They really cut it open .He has three or four stiches.They were looking for a foreign object stuck in there.They couldn't find any so they x-rayed to be sure.They couldn't see an object in the cut but they saw a bullet lodged in another part of his foot.It had been there a long time.Brian has no memory of being shot.It could have happened when he was on active duty in the desert.He was in skirmishes with Arabs,both sides shooting at each other.HE may have been shot and just thought he cut his foot somehow.

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  43. Anonymous12:14:00 AM

    Have you checked on Brian since we started talking?

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  44. That man has so many scars ,it ain't funny.

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  45. I can hear him taking a pee right now,so I know he's still alive.

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  46. Anonymous12:18:00 AM

    My goodness..Did it ever bother him to walk on it? Go for one thing and find out you have a bullet in you.

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  47. I checked the wound before I tucked him in.It looked bad.I bathed it in peroxide and changed the dressing.He's taking two kinds of antibiotics.

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  48. Once in a while his foot aches but we never thought anything of it.

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  49. Anonymous12:21:00 AM

    He can't wear shoes,how is he going to drive?

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  50. We just thought he got an achy foot when he got tired of walking.

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  51. That's a good point.He should call one of his drivers or techs to pick him up.

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  52. Anonymous12:25:00 AM

    Maybe he will stay home tomorrow.
    I know the Doctors told him to stay off his foot for at least a couple of days.

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  53. Yes, the doctor advised him to stay off the foot.

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  54. A choochie and a mailbox are alike because they both get stuffed with male.

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  55. Anonymous12:32:00 AM

    Men are so hard-headed and you can't tell them anything,and when they get really sick they are just big babies.
    If he's going in tell him to get a driver so your mind will be at ease.

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  56. Anonymous12:33:00 AM

    You are bad,I never would have guess that in a mi;;ion years.Hahaha

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  57. Anonymous12:36:00 AM

    I hope Brian change him mind ,around on that foot is not a good idea,tell all his weight will be on it and to much pressure is not good.

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  58. Brian is a lot like you.He likes to do things his own way.Nobody changes his mind.He has a quick temper too.Like a tornado,tears the roof off and is gone in a minute.Then he can't understand why you're still hurting,because he's already over it.

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  59. You are exactly right.All that weight on the cut and stiches will stop it from sealing and that lets bacteria in.

    You come on up here and reason with him.You could probably handle him with one hand tied behind your back.

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  60. Anonymous12:42:00 AM

    I am sure the doctors have told him the pros and cons about staying off that foot.It's not like a cut anywhere else,tell him if he don't stay off the foot ,it will just be longer healing.

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  61. That fool hasn't had a tetanus shot in twenty years.I think you are supposed to get one every 10 years.

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  62. Anonymous12:49:00 AM

    I'll just tell him I am the weather girl and if he didn't do as I say I would just make it rain.Yes we are a lot alike,really set in our ways,like things done our way. When I don't feel well I play it to the hilt.

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  63. You should have married this guy.You would understand each other perfectly.

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  64. Anonymous12:54:00 AM

    What can we do? I cry/scream/curse,nothing do any good,except the one time I got my baby and run off,they say that fool almost went crazy.

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  65. Anonymous12:58:00 AM

    Shit,Brian would run away from home if he and I had got together.

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  66. Gil is such a cool calm guy.Brian hates that about me too. I'm usually hurting on the inside.I just don't like fighting.I don't think it accomplishes anything positive.Life is too short to spend it screaming at the ones you love.
    Here's the kicker though,While Gil and I hurt and bleed on the inside you and Brian get over it quick and sleep like babies.

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  67. Anonymous1:03:00 AM

    did they give him any pain pills?
    If not he will not make it all day at work,the foot may not hurt,but it sure will ache .

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  68. They gave him pain pills and he has used them.Apparently it is very painful.It still looks so angry too.I would like to double the dressing.I think dirt and bacteria can get through a single layer.

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  69. Anonymous1:10:00 AM

    {giggles] I know just how far to push his buttons.
    When he raise his voice and say Jean`ne, I say oh shit,here it come. hahaha He is a calm guy..But he is mean as hell,he's just slow to boil.

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  70. If it goes gangrene,we will know in a week and the foot will have to come off quickly because his heart is so weak.Just a little poison can make the heart fail when it is weak.
    It happened to my brother-in-law.He had a very bad heart and got food poisoning at a restaurant(a very good restaurant)It was a mild case but it arrested his heart and he died in two days.

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  71. Anonymous1:15:00 AM

    Brian will not be able to go to work without pain pills,if he do he will be back soon.I am with you there, double the dressing,you will feel better.

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  72. Anonymous1:18:00 AM

    Tell him someone has to have some sense,and if he don't act right you are going to have him committed and the doctors will see that he stay off that foot.

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  73. I guess we should say bonne nuit (good night)You have interviews to conduct.I have gardens that need weeding and floors that need washi ng.What a life,and I once saw myself painting big canvases like Jackson Pollock in my studio on my own Greek island....HA!

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  74. Anonymous1:24:00 AM

    Brian is very independent,like to make his own way,tell him if he lose his foot he will have to go on food stamps and welfare.I bet he will say "HUH".

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  75. Anonymous1:27:00 AM

    You have a very happy life that you have carved out of stone. I can tell you are happy.
    So I will say goodnite sweetie. Hope Brian feel better and stay home.
    Goodnite...PIC...NEE

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  76. Brian is an idiot.I enjoy telling him that.It relieves the stress of worrying about him.

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  77. Of course I am happy honey.You are a very clever lady.I wouldn't trade my life for anyone's.Have a sweet sleep and a nice day tomorrow.I might drop in during the day.I'm working on a little piece...Luv you lots ...PIC

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