She continued, "Then he is going to try to touch your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
"He is going to try to push his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
Finally, the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace your family."
With that excellent advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother all about it.
The next morning she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady predicted.
She said, proudly, "But Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace our family. When he tried, I rolled him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
Oh that is funny...oh heavens, I loved it
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PIC...where do you get these cute saying.
ReplyDeleteYou are being naughty and I love it.
Hi How are ya??
ReplyDeleteHi Sweetie
ReplyDeleteThe post I just put up concerns an explicit film of adults having sex that is being shown to seven year olds in their sex education class in the UK. It's on youtube but you have to be 18 yrs old to watch it.
ReplyDeleteI'm doing okay just down in the dumps a little bit.
ReplyDeleteHow's everything on your end.
Is Nana resting well??
Brian in a good mood ?? I know Maxy is taking care of him.
Maxy has the cutest little smile.
I could not even download it to our blog.I tried to for several minutes to illustrate my article.
ReplyDeleteThey are raising a fuss here...I forgot which state about giving condoms to 6-yr-olds.
ReplyDeleteI know they need to learn but this is taking it to far.
Nana is meaner than ever. Brian is watching tv. He had a nice afternoon on the boat.Maxy is tired out and laying on my feet. In fact he just passed a little unpleasant gas.
ReplyDeleteHello Lina...whazz up?
And finally, why are you feeling down????????????
A six year old will think it is a balloon and try to blow it up( and rightly so.)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's because you have to be 18 to see it...but people will get the point just tell them the age limit.
ReplyDeleteHurricane Alex is going to be a bad one if he picks up steam in the warm waters, and yes they can change directions at a moments notice.
I feel yucky. I just got in an hour ago.I was driven all over the lake on a hot but windy day.My hair is in a massive tangle, I'm sticky and sweaty and feel a little nauseous, not to mention, I have sunstroke.So what's your problem??
ReplyDeleteThis damn weather and no one wants to admit what's causing it.(Global warming)
ReplyDeleteWe are having thunderstorms and they are bad..we don't get Hurricanes this far north..but tornadoes will form from them and it's hell everywhere.
I was thinking about the men working on the rig in the gulf and they will have to leave if the hurricanes come their way.
Hi Lina...how's it going girl???
ReplyDeleteHey girls!
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone?
Long day at work here. Just sitting down with a salad tonight-warm and hazy here.
Lina
A bad hurricane in the gulf would act like a giant blender on that crude oil. Salt, water and oil, well blended, would make a fair salad dressing.
ReplyDeleteHome life is going great...can't complain...it's just this damn weather and I can't do anything about it...
ReplyDeleteI did go to the office to check on things...my long-ass man had copied the fat lady and frame it and had on there his wife.
What do you think I should do to him???
On the live feed from the ROV the oil is coming out in big gushes every few seconds. This is something new...HMMMM.
ReplyDeletei wouldn't take that fat lady joke sitting down. Do you want me to find a stupid lawyer joke or are you just going to torture him??
ReplyDeleteMay I ask what you were digging for in his office, or is that too personal??
Lina...you lucky girl, if I just fix a salad my family would run me off.
ReplyDeleteJust heard that they may have to pulled the men off the flat-forms.
I'm going to put up my favorite old lady joke.
ReplyDeleteI will take anything you got, I'm in a fighting mold.
ReplyDeleteI was looking for something on DC, Leon told me everything was in Gil's office and he had the picture on top of the files.
Not exactly DC...but...if one can believe this, it seems Eddie Cibrian was fired because he was boinking Leann Rhimes and he always talked about it on set. Bragged about it from what I understand.
ReplyDeleteAnd because of that, the other cast members didn't like him, etc.
Lina
I put my joke up. Did you get any info on DC?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to hear Brian is in good spirits...he like I know everything will be okay. I meditate about something and I just write down what I'm thinking, so I made a post.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask me why these feeling come over me,I've always had them.
I don't think he could be actually angry with you.Although he has to respect the confidentiality of his clients.
ReplyDeleteI'll work on the lawyer joke thing. You can frame it and hang it in the kitchen with 'my husband' written on it.
ReplyDeleteDC or someone in his camp will be here in July before they stat shooting the series.
ReplyDeleteI asked Anita(his private secertary) to keep me in the loop, I wanted it very badly.
I would love to share your thoughts. You often have a lot of insight.
ReplyDeleteLina, eat a big hamburger! And have some ice-cream after, washed down with a chocolate bar. You are probably a skinny little thing that I would be always trying to fatten up.
ReplyDeleteEddie has been banging LeAnn a long toime, that's why his wife left him and they knew that when he was hired.
ReplyDeleteNow it's said no one knew who it was going to be not even the cast until they return to work.
I know everyone believes it's Eddie because DC don't like him and call him the new guy.
It's a known fact that if DC don't like you , you are history.
Skinny? Me? Not skinny, nah. I am 5'9" and curvy. I exercise but I am not a woman that worries about her weight a whole lot
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I liked Eddie, but he shouldn't brag.
ReplyDeleteDC never liked him because he was young, buff and handsome and he can act.He was envious and always called him the new guy, even after a year.
I don't like Eddie any more. He puts notches on his bedpost (figuratively speaking).
ReplyDeleteIf he brags, he has no class.
He's not mad at me, he know I would never do anything to jeopardize the firm.
ReplyDeleteI made a post and put it here with some yellow flowers.
The weather is what has me down.Tese men-folks know not to mess with me.
I put my babies on the patio and they had a ball, it don't take much to entertain them
Eddie will move on at some point to another woman...a leopard does not change his spots.
ReplyDeleteI liked him on the show because I preferred him over Eric, although not by much.
Lina
Lina...you are the same height as I, curvy yes but we will not talk about my ass...I do have nice tit's after breast-feeding two babies.
ReplyDeleteI am also a brunette with brown eyes as well. I kind of stand out among all the blond women around here.
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Jeannie
ReplyDeleteI just couldn't help it Nee will not talk about her butt.
Nee has a JLO ass.
Nee don't call me I am asleep.
Nan
You can always make the kids happy.
ReplyDeleteI had the boys last week on a miserable day. After we ranout of stuff to play with, we went to the dollar store and got about five pounds of modelling clay and made dinosaurs and animals and made a zoo. They played with that stuff for about three hours. I made them do it on a table outside so I could hose it off.
HA!!.. Nan, you always get a good shot in. She will get you for that.
ReplyDeleteJlO has the most famous ass in the world, very sexy. And here mine is shrinking away as I get skinnier.
Have a good night Nan but lock your door...
ReplyDeleteAll the blonds around here...girl I bet their carpet is brunette.
ReplyDeleteI dyed my hair blond before my little man was born and my older sister said I looked like a $.50 whore.[giggles]
Oh could be...the women here all look the same though...plasticy
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Nan...I'm going to get your musty butt...
ReplyDeletePIC...all that you have going on, you just think you are skrinking, I have two sets of clothes,one for winter/summer.
I bet you weigh the same.
I am also a brown eyed brunette. There are a lot of us and I agree that most blondes belong in that category too. Not many true blondes in North America. Too much inter-marriage.
ReplyDeleteMarilyn Monroe used to bleach her hair down there every couple of weeks.She said men liked it if you matched at both ends. I guess she would know. I don't think I would go to all that trouble.
ReplyDeleteOne thing for sure the "ROCK" don't think it's skinny, that's the reason he likes to watch you walk.
ReplyDeleteI get natural sunstreaks from too much sun exposure. They look all right and I was once a redhead very briefly.
ReplyDeletePeople treat you differently if you are a redhead.
I would be too damn lazy to go through all that...lol
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Yes the Rock still watches. He says he likes the way it wobbles. But, honestly there is not much to wobble anymore.
ReplyDeleteIt is a trend in Canada to puton weight in the winter and lose it in the summer, just like the bears.
ReplyDeleteThe deer that eats my herb garden came to the garden this morning with a brand new fawn. Like Brian said, you never have a camera in your hand when the perfect Kodak moment happens.
I wouldn't dye my carpet, I would just turned the lights orff when he looked down there...heyyyyy what is he doing down there.Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI'm brunette with green eyes and everything matches. hahahaa
I bet that is so cute ...she wanted you to see her baby. Did Maxy see them???
ReplyDeleteHow do people treat gingers different??
Nice to know you are well co-ordinated. I don't want friends who don't match all over. It's not elegant.
ReplyDeleteWe gray early in my family, I don't have any yet, but I'm not going to dye it, just go natural.
ReplyDeleteJust a mintue, I want to check and see if there's any down there, be right back.
J & P are taking a gaggle of boys to the lake for a couple of days.Sam and Jake's best friends from school. Poor J. At least there are a lot of things to do up there and the forest rangers do a lot with the kids.I also left a bunch of board games and video games on the boat and treats in the fridge for them. Apparently ,last year, when they had friends up there,they loved playing on board the boat most of all.
ReplyDeleteWhile you examine your choochie with a magnifying glass, I will put the kettle on.
ReplyDelete[giggles] I started to get the mirror but I did't want to see the choochie ...so I went and asked my may to look and see if I had any, I close my eyes as he looked at it and he said, baby they all are white, I look at him and he was on his stomach with his under the sheet.
ReplyDeleteI think I realize the significance of all those white daffodils now. My dad was telling me that I would have many trials and tribulations this year( a daffodil for each one) but I should remain positive and never give up hope.
ReplyDeleteDid you print a picture of those daffodils? I think they are a talisman or a symbol of hope and happiness. Maybe they will work for you.
I remember last year...they had a ball and J enjoyed themso much...they rather do things on the boat. I bet it's a thrill for their friends to stay on the lake and swim. J&P is great parents, not many parents would take time with someone's else kids. What loving parents they are.
ReplyDeleteYour hubby has a sense of humor. I have to find a special joke for that guy.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean the ones on the post??
ReplyDeleteI love flowers and when I pray and mediate the flower of choice just come to mind. As you know I love flowers.
I think you are right..there was two white ones this year...HUH??
Right now my home life is great and it looks like he's doing everything he can to keep me happy.
My bad mood is the weather...it's raing cats/dogs here now and they say it might get worse.
Every year there has only been 2 or 3 daffodils but this year there were fifteen. I couldn't figure out what the significance of that was.I thought it might have a meaning or a message. I put a picture of it on the blog.
ReplyDeletePIC...please re-send.
ReplyDeleteI know you said it was more this year and the Major was trying to tell you something...I think it means everything is going to be find.
ReplyDeleteDaffodils are the most beautiful flowers.
Boy this is good tea.I am glad Brian doesn't have to start radiation while we are on holiday.
ReplyDeleteHe can completely relax.
I didn't get to see Mr Obama when I was in Toronto but I heard that he was being very nice to all the Canadians that he has met. He likes our prime minister, Stephen Harper.
Put a picture of them on Starhoots too...I think that would be nice.
ReplyDeleteWill you re-send it to me, I lost it somehow???
That's okay I finally got it, look in your's you should have two...forget one I got it.
ReplyDeleteI read your flower post and thought it was very good.A little positive meditation is so good for anyone, whether they are religious or not.Also deep breathing and yoga help to get you to a transcendental state.
ReplyDeleteI added a bit to the re-send
ReplyDeleteWhen did you change our name to Starhoots????HA!
ReplyDeleteI think I will make an ad for Starhooks and post it here so some of our readers can follow us there.
ReplyDeleteRemember,it was your suggestion??
Obama said he had a nice time and was treated with the respect.
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves him but us.
You know Canadians don't see color as most of these fools here and a lot of people both black/white want to see him fail.
If Obama fail, so do us all.
Awww shit, I'm full of them, can't do anything myself, but I sure know how it can go.
ReplyDeleteGil told me he left you a note under the post with the fat lady.
It was easy to get the statcounder here but it just not working for me at SH's but he says he will get it for us. I have the code, but it said it was corrpted and statcouner will send me another one.
I really think it will be a good Idea to let them know .
ReplyDeleteHere we have good stuff.
I just checked your weather on our weather gadget. You have a fifty percent chance of a thunder storm tonight. Tomorrow and the next three days will be hot ( in the nineties; how can you people breathe??)and partly cloudy.
ReplyDeleteThat's not too bad.I hope a hurricane doesn't hit directly over the oil spill. That oil will get so churned up , it will kill everything in the gulf.And, it will be carried all over the frigging place.
ReplyDeleteNo...the name the same Starhooks..don't let me change anything you know what happens.
ReplyDeleteIf this hurricane don't hit where the spill the season just begun and remember Rita hit N.O. right behind Katrina.
ReplyDeleteSorry I left...damn i am shaking bad
ReplyDeleteI really hate confrontation...seriously
Lina
Speaking of Katrina...I often wondered what happened to Katherine, wish she would say hello and let us know how she is.
ReplyDeleteOkay honey, I think I'll make up an add and then crawl in beside my old feller who is sawing logs so loud I can hear it down here.It was a real pleasure to talk to you. I miss you on the weekends and it's nice to get your letters when I check in at night on Sat. and Sun.
ReplyDeleteBe prepared for that storm tonight. At least your garden must be very green and I bet things grow very well there.
Sleep peacefully and dream of fields of wild flowers...luv PIC
Will B have to stay in the hosiptal while he's gets his treatments???
ReplyDeleteMy brother just went in for the treatments and back home...he had to go in 5 days a week and they all was weekdays.
Oh, Katherine keeps an eye on us.
ReplyDelete'Night all.
Lina...what happen, did you talk with your friend???
ReplyDeleteSweetie...you have a good night and snuggle up close to the Rock and feel his warmth and let him tell you how much he loves you...
ReplyDeleteAin't love grand.
Goodnite sweetie and let me know where you will be tomorrow.
May all your hopes and dreams come true.
GOODNITE....HUGS & KISSES...PIC
Kiss the ROCK
PS: Brian will get exactly the same treatments...five days a week for about seven and a half weeks. He will be allowed to come home after each.
ReplyDeleteRadiation is about 75% successful. there are permanent side-effects in about 40% of patients.
They want to see if the other cancer has spread first, because if it has, then that becomes the priority. If he survives that, then they will address the prostate....Hugs
PS: Not to worry, he's not finish yet, there's still Jakey..
ReplyDeleteAnd he has to be at his best to be able to run from the wild woman the one and only Cupcake...
NITE...
Yeah, That wild one, CC ,would sure keep him on his toes....HA
ReplyDeleteYou might scare him.
More like a fight, trying to get heard. Ah well.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is another day
Lina
P.S. Goodnight girls! Luv ya
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