Tiger Woods Divorce : Get It Done - Keep It Quiet "OUCH"

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are trying to strike agreements on child custody and division of assets ... and then quietly and quickly file divorce papers to end their marriage.

Sources that are very familier with the situation tell 'TMZ' ... the most important thing for both , Tiger and Elin is keeping the terms of the divorce confidential. We're told Tiger has a team...partly based in 'NYC' - that is working on the division of assets. But it's well known ... the key player is West Palm Beach lawyer 'Thomas Sasser,' an expert in child custody agreements that involve more than one jurisdiction.

Sources say one of the options is to actually file for divorce in Sweden - Elin wants to move there with their two kids, and Tiger would have to submit to jurisdiction of the court. Wherever the divorce is filed , the plan is to keep the custody and property settlement agreements out of the court file. We're told the quicker and quieter the divorce the better.

The big issue - Tiger wants either custody or visitation, and assurances that he can go into court and enforce the agreement if Elin volates it. It's said , Tiger wants the option to go to either the Swedish or America court to enforce the custody agreements . Sources say...the couple has not reached an agreement on any of the major issures....at least not yet. Stay tuned.. the Tiger saga continues.

My spin on this mess : Tiger wants custody, now that's hot...let's see if I can get this right... admitted sex addict...prolific whore chaser...serial liar of global proportions : Should Tiger get custody ? NAW ...visitations , yes, but only under supervised conditions, at the time and location of the mother's choosing. Futhermore , Tiger is not in the position to demand anything ! But hey, that's just me.

Kicking back and keeping it real and having fun as usual.

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Nice to see that Elin woke up and smelled the coffee. Nothing but more heartbreak awaits her if she stays in that toxic relationship. Why subject herself or her children to further unhappiness? Take him to the cleaners honey. You did not sign up for the kind of pain and humiliation he deals in.....J