A respectable lady went into a pharmacy,walked up to the pharmacist,looked straight into his eyes and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide,please." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied,"I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist looked stunned and he exclaimed,"Lord have mercy!I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.It's against the law.We 'd both go to prison.All kinds of bad things would happen.Absolutely not!You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,"Well now,that's different.Why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"
Oh Jeannie that is so funny...you always make me pee in my panties,I got you this time I don't have on any(GIGGLES)that's my family...you got them down pat and in order...
ReplyDeleteDad...Sis...Me/Gilly...Gil...Nan. I think Jill is off looking for dad's teeth.hahaha
What a beautiful lady on the side bar...I can't help but copy them..
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't mind.hahaha
Nan found this over on dodo site,had to leave it for you,it seems someone has published issue #2 ..The official David Daruso magazine..the loons is hot under the collar,it has 35 pages.hahaha,one says Dc's stalker is not the only looney out out there...when will they get it in their heads people like to poke fun at a loser..we know they visit they are copying our saying left and right...Dodo is even copyiny some of my saying....
ReplyDelete1)The proof is in the pudding
2)But hey,it's just me
3) HA!!!
I will have to come up with some original saying...when Vix left...old dodo said Keyser had lost his only fan HA!!!!and we was two part-time posters...I bet they are glad we are still here,so they will have something new and fresh to say....ain't you glad we have a lot of interests...I guess they will hound this person now,that is the only thing they are good at...I had to tell you,couldn't wait...see you later.
I guess they thought the comment that DC's stalker was not the only loony out there was a direct shot at them.I hope it was.They are loonies.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to find beautiful ladies on the internet.Perhaps Gil or someone in your family could show you how.
ReplyDeleteAnything you wish to illustrate,you just ask the computer to find a picture of it for you.Then you copy it to a program on your computer.I use 'My Pictures'.When you're writing your post and want a picture,you click the little picture icon at the top and a window will come up with BROWSE in it you click that and it will let you browse your pictures.Easy Peasy.
Did you have a wonderful day...I know you did....I use my pictures on my PC also...just have to find them...I will try just putting beautiful women in...
ReplyDeleteWe had a marvelous day.Weary but happy.How was your day?
ReplyDeleteI'll see if I can get some photos from Jaye.I'll put them in 'drafts'for you.
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoyed your hot date.You should have one at least once a month.
Keyser started his post with a atory about dreaming.It appealed to me so I'm going to write a post about dreaming.
ReplyDeletethey are a bunch of crazies...I really don't believe the lonnies have a complete brain between them,well they can't hunt this person down,because they are writing what they thinks...the loonies should be glad..old DC is getting a little PR hahahaha
ReplyDeleteI think a post about dreaming is great....just don't do it when you have a fever...glad you enjoyed your day..
ReplyDeleteI wish there were more people speaking their minds out there.People are scared to say what they think.You and I don't seem to have that problem.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed my date ...it was very nice...finished by cuddling in the bed...and guess what,I didn't do the nasty,just laid in my mans arms and went to sleep...hahaha I visited Keyser today..I try to get by there once a day.
ReplyDeleteI have never had a problem saying what I think...that way people will know if they would like to know you...if say something hurtful to someone,I am not ashamed to say I am sorry,to speak what you think is being honest with yourself.
ReplyDeleteI think that's so sweet.How lovely that you love each other so much.
ReplyDeleteThis is spooky.This gentleman I met who lost his wife,was very sad he didn't really have enough time with his wife when she was sick.They never said goodbye.
When he got home from the funeral he listened to his phone messages.At the end of the messages a voice came on and said just one word...Goodbye.He swears it was her voice.He's played it for all the family and they all say it was her voice.Weird,huh?
Yes it is weird...strange things have happen...there are things that happens that can't be explain,she or some force knew how much she was miss and wanted to comfort him.
ReplyDeleteI just asked Gil will he show me how to find things...he said if I do the nasty with him first...haha
ReplyDeleteIf I heard Brian's disembodied voice talking to me over the phone after he was dead I'd run like hell, right after I shit myself.
ReplyDeleteI think Gil offered you a fair deal.
ReplyDelete(GIGGLES) I don't think you would be scared...he just want you to feel his rock fot the last time.hahaha
ReplyDeleteHe certainly would like a final rumpy bumpy.We'll be doing it on his death bed.
ReplyDeleteYou always get my jucies going..you know my mind stay in the gutter...
ReplyDeleteGil probably offers you the same deal every time you ask him to do something.
ReplyDeleteBrian would have a smile on his face from ear to ear..saying what a way to go. hahaha
ReplyDeleteHe always used to try and trick me.He'd say,"come and sit on my lap for a minute."
ReplyDelete(GIGGLES)oh yes...sometime I make him take it...I make sure I don't have on any panties.hahaha
ReplyDeleteBrian always gets sexy on the boat.We have a cosy little love nest built in with a little tv for after or for when it rains.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what makes a woman run around...Ron wasn't as great a lover as Gil..I didn't monkey around on him..
ReplyDeletewhen Ron didn't want to do it ,I figured he was drunk or stoned,hell he was getting his in the streets..
ReplyDeleteWomen run around if they feel neglected and unloved.
ReplyDeleteMen run around if they're horny and not getting enough at home.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Ron ran around just for the hell of it.
ReplyDeleteI see why you call it the "Love Boat"...dad says a man will last a long time,if he don't jump on every woman he can..he says that what he taught his only son...take care of the hammer..your wife will always have some nails.hahahaa
ReplyDeleteDad's a hoot.Some might argue that the more exercise the hammer gets,the better it is.
ReplyDeleteHe was like DC just sneaky...
ReplyDeletesis says Gil is going to run away from home just to get some rest.
Gil doesn't want any rest honey.You are the reason he rushes home.
ReplyDeleteDad have a lady friend...I want to ask her so bad do they get it on.He spends the night at her place sometime....
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of movies do you like to watch?Romantic,sexy,mysteries?
ReplyDeleteIf dad spends the night there,what do you think they are doing?Playing'Tiddley Winks'?
ReplyDeleteI told sis we don't stay in the bed...my babies would never get fed,I understand what you tells me about how nice it is just knowing my man is there.
ReplyDeleteI like all three...I don't like porn...they just fuck..I make love.
ReplyDeleteI guess I was thinking they was going flop...flop...flop.hahahaha
I just love you ...boy you are fun and a great person.
ReplyDeleteHa! Shut up about the ..flop...flop.every time you say it I see old gays dancing naked.
ReplyDeleteI know what Brian is thinking when he's on the boat...Boy I'm going to get this choochie now,she can't get away...hahaha
ReplyDeleteEverything turns into pictures in my mind ,in bright colours.I think very graphically.
ReplyDeleteI think you'll find when you get your boat,that you both get horny when you are out on the water alone.It's like being on a desert island.
ReplyDeleteI love skinny dipping too.Of course I don't do it any more.We don't go to remote places any more.
See how bad I have become since meeting you(GIGGLES)Gil says if Brian knew what I was teaching you ..Brian would come here and wash my mouth out..hahaha
ReplyDeleteI guess the most unusual place that we've had sex is while we were swimming.We had a couple of those long rubber noodles to keep us afloat.
ReplyDeleteYes you're making me bad,and I'm a grandma.It's'Fun to Be Bad'right?
ReplyDeleteIt seems like I known you for years...skinny dipping sounds good,we don't have any remote places,I just told Gil about the water making you horny...he says dad will keep my babies...he will go and rent a boat now.
ReplyDeleteYes it is fun...you are a sexy/cool grandma...nothing wrong in you being horny...sis is a great grandma and she gets horny,If you don't use it..you will lose it...and I don't intend to lose mine...hahaha
ReplyDeleteJeannie you gave me "Fun To Be Bad"
ReplyDeletebad to the bone...cupcake-laughs-love and life and more ...they would disappear into space..so I guess it was to be fun to be bad.
I don't think I'll ever lose it.It's too much fun,and it's healthy exercise.Get's the heart pumping.
ReplyDeleteWhen Brian was getting rehab after his heart attack,I asked the nurse if sex was dangerous for him because of the extreme damage he suffered.She said,NO WAY.That's a fallacy.Sex is good for heart patients.
We could change the name to something more exciting,but I can't think of anything at the moment ,can you?
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anything...I don't know how to change the name ,it should be easy enough..Or we could leave this one like it is and start a new one...that might be easy...If you think of a good name ,we will just have two..we can on blogspot.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know the "EVER_READY" man can still "Rock"it.hahaha
ReplyDeleteDo you think we could handle two blogs? or,would we just abandon this one?
ReplyDeleteYou think Jaye may have a name for us...it might be best to leave Vix behind and start over...we each will have to put our own stats...
ReplyDeleteYou fixed the side-bar ..so we have it made there.
We will keep this one to refer back to...in case we wanted anything off it...I think maybe we should have a new start.
ReplyDeleteWhen we were dating.He was just a rock the whole time.The guys he worked with and our partner made fun of him,because he was a rock at work too(he said it happened when he thought of me)
ReplyDeleteYou have a way with words,all I can do is be a pain in the ass...if you think of a name after I sign off..just leave it on the twins BD post.I can get it and you can play with it.
ReplyDeleteI heard a couple of my brothers say that about their wives...hell I bet he had one all times...you go Brian.
ReplyDeleteDid you just think of this or have you thought of it before?Just curious,because I have thought about it.
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about starting another blog,not about Brian being a rock.
ReplyDeleteI thought of it before..I beleive it was time for a fresh start when Vix left...we needed a good format,get away from DC and the hate..just family and fun ,everyday life.
ReplyDeleteI promise to be good...can I talk a little nasty when I'm feeling horny...hahaha
ReplyDeleteWell Sweetie,I'll go write a post if I can .My mind is full of images of the boat,Brian being a rock,old gays dancing,skinny dipping.I don't know if I can concentrate...HA!
ReplyDeleteAnd you won't keep that promise to be good.I wouldn't want you to.I like you bad and X rated.
ReplyDeleteIf you think of a name leave it in the twins post...I think it will be better for the both of us.
ReplyDeleteI will think abou a name...Night Luv
ReplyDeleteI like you being my mentor...what the hell ...lets try it...you can play with it until it suits our purpose...all I need is a name.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thats's why I was getting the pretty ladies...hahaha
ReplyDeleteI willsay good night now and let you write your post if you can.
Goodnite dear Jeannie...NEE
Well we did pretty good for our first try.25,000 reads,not bad
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