A beautiful,voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaeclogist.The doctor takes one look at this woman and forgets his professionalism.Right away,he tells her to undress.After she has disrobed,he begins to stroke her thigh.As he strokes,he asks her,"Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes,"she says,"you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct,"says the doctor.
He begins to fondle her breasts."Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes,"says the woman,"You're checking for any lumps that could be malignant."
"That's right,"replies the doctor.He gradually and gently proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her."Do you know,"he pants,"what I'm doing now?"
"Yes,"she says,"You're getting herpes."
Jeannie, you are not only the porn- queen but the queen of jokes too!LOL
ReplyDeleteThankyou for putting my name on the "Miss You" card.It's very sweet.
ReplyDeleteOf course. I know yu would do the same. Must suck to be out of power for such a long time.
ReplyDeleteOne crisis after another in that state.
ReplyDeleteOr it is simply so cold that the lines burst. I have heard it has
ReplyDelete-25 in Michigan. Brrr....
Thirty below here and expected to drop tonight.Enjoy the sunshine where you are.
ReplyDeleteWe in California and the folks in Florida are the only one who have sunshine and temp in the 80. But it feels odd since it is only Janauary. We would NEED the rain desperately.
ReplyDeleteI'll visit your house to see your latest post.I wonder what master- piece Dave will produce next.
ReplyDeleteMASTERPIECE? Hahhaha....Painting-by-numbers....LOL
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