INTERESTING FACTS YOU ALWAYS NEVER WANTED TO KNOW

. If you yelled for eight years,seven months and six days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for six years and nine months,enough gas would be produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb(Now that's more like it.)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood thirty feet.(EEEESH.)
A pig's orgasm lasts thirty minutes.(OMG!In my next life I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)(I'm still not over the pig)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached.The female initiates sex by ripping her mate's head off.(Honey I'm home...WTF!!)
The flea can jump 350 times it's length.It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(Thirty minutes!Can you imagine that?)
The catfish has 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over fifty times a day.(I'd still rather be a pig in my next life.Quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet(Somehow,I feel better knowing that.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(HMMMMM!)
Right handed people live,on average,nine years longer than left handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous,do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump(This is good,right?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.(I know a lot of people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.(I know people like that too)
Polar bears are left handed(pawed?)(Does anyone care?)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig?If I was a pig I'd change my attitude.)

NOW YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER..