One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens the door to a good looking guy, her husband's friend Chris, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a few moments of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and the guy says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and ponders a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a chance to cop a nice long look. He slaps another hundred on the table.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store.
The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony looks at her for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
You were right CC.We are not so naughty as we once were, so I put my more serious article on hold.
ReplyDeleteI hate you put the serious article on hold...
ReplyDeleteIt's important to get the word out about breast cancer testing when you are younger.
We will get our niche back and very soon I hope...
It wasn't the posts, it was what's behind the scenes..
The readers and viewers had it good both ways...good posts and raw talks.
I don't know if it's really true or not, but that's what they are asking me about . We don't have the sex talk anymore.
[GIGGLES} I told them I had run out of sex talks...the choochie was on vacation.
So put your serious article up, there is a lot of people that needs to be inform.