"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." (Woody Allen)
Interviewer: 'are the Beatles great musicians'
McCartney: 'No, we're just average'
Interviewer: 'then why are you so popular'
McCartney: 'Maybe people like average music'
"You can see what God thinks of money by the kind of people he gives it to."
Attributed to Abraham Lincoln in The Conservator
“Politics is show business for ugly people”
Texas political consultant Bill Miller
"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian, well they're not laughing now."
Bob Monkhouse
"I have decided to be immortal. So far, so good."
Steve Wright
"The other night I played poker with a pack of Tarot cards. I got a full house and nine people died."
Unknown
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography" - 1913
Ambrose Bierce
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ReplyDeleteI love it ,the weather is so gloomy here , but you cheered me up once again .... girl those was the good old days .
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PIC , let me know when you will be online ..PIC
ReplyDeleteI love quotable quotes. I think I can be online Wednesday. I will drop you an email to see what you are up to.
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