Saturday, August 08, 2009

Judicial Humor


Judge Judy: " When did you realize you had been raped?"


Prostitute: Sobbing into a tissue,"When the check bounced."

77 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:01:00 PM

    I watch Judge Judy almost everyday, I love her.[giggles]

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  2. Anonymous9:18:00 PM

    Hi PIC
    Hope you are resting and cuddling with the "ROCK"
    As you know I always go back to see if there is something I missed or to see if you left me a note.
    Well that Miki is a sure is dumb, saying if we had looked at the other 10/12 pictures, we would have seen Amina wasn't naked.Hell she can't read with her dumb ass, It clearly states that [Amina} seemingly , looked naked..that's a huge difference ain't it. "DUH"

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  3. Besides,who wants to look at 10 or12 pictures of DC....HA!

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  4. Well,I guess the loons would.That's what they are all about...Hi PIC.Glad you got your little stick man with the wiggle dangle.

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  5. Anonymous9:25:00 PM

    I am not a rogue scholar,but I can read with understanding.
    Oh shit I am very scintillating..
    I am getting some smarts hanging out with you.[giggles]

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  6. Anonymous9:27:00 PM

    I sure did, I sent you another e-mail.
    i showed it to Gil and he laughed.

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  7. Is it raining there. It did here.Not all day though,so the party migrated inside then out,then in.

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  8. Anonymous9:28:00 PM

    His dangle is larger than his body ...all dick hahaha

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  9. Anonymous9:31:00 PM

    Yes it rain off and on..we are in for another thunder-storm tonight.

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  10. I just read your last email.
    I fell asleep in the tub tonight and nearly missed you all together

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  11. Anonymous9:34:00 PM

    How is everyone? Things here is o.k.

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  12. Brian and I are still not right.I know he wants to go to the lake tomorrow but he hasn't asked me.He stopped snapping at me and started being nice.It was so obvious.
    It's supposed to be hot and sunny tomorrow.

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  13. Anonymous9:38:00 PM

    We won't stay on , you had a long day and needs to rest..I will go and see if Long Shank will cuddle me a little, he's playing hard to get. that's alright , I felt him trying to feel me, I slept with my panties on and he knows that means hands off.

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  14. Anonymous9:40:00 PM

    Rest tonight and go to the lake, you can take a swim and stay cool.

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  15. Nana's foot is better now. She was in fine form yesterday and today.She insisted on going shopping and she bought a bottle of vodka.She thinks it's healthy because she puts orange juice in it.Her doctors would have a fit if they knew but I say,"Go out in your own way Nana."

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  16. Honey,if you want to go and make whoopee, we can say goodnight right now,But I expect details tomorrow.

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  17. Anonymous9:45:00 PM

    Octo-granny have come out about Nadya and the donor, she has nothing but nice things to say about him.
    Money will sure make you change your mind about things.

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  18. Half the world is making whoopee right now because it's Saturday, and the other half wishes they were.

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  19. How can octodad be nice when he ran for the hills.When you donate sperm,you gotta have some idea what it's going to be used for.
    He's just scared she'll ask for money or babysitting.

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  20. Anonymous9:49:00 PM

    No whoopie, he's still angry with me.
    Let Nana have whatever she wants with in reason, she is 86 years old, and it might just be helping her pain and she's albe to enjoy her memories better..Maye the vodka is better for the pain than the meds.

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  21. Anonymous9:53:00 PM

    Maybe he sees what a great gravy train she's on and want's a piece of the pie. He would lose his job if his employer find out.
    What a load of s**t.

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  22. I'm glad you agree with me about the vodka.Sorry you and LS are still sore with each other.
    Make up sex is good.

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  23. Anonymous9:57:00 PM

    Granny says Nadya made it clear to him she would never ask him for anything.

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  24. Anonymous10:01:00 PM

    I was wrong..I understand why he's mad, He's calmed down now I hear him blowing his Sax.

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  25. Do you ever admit you are wrong and say you are sorry?

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  26. Anonymous10:09:00 PM

    I understand a little about how Nana feels. She know she is loved, but it is just so hard to depend on others to do things for you. Only Nana know how her body is feeling, when we /doctors reach 86, then we will understand.

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  27. It's hard to do. I do it when I have to, but this time I did no wrong.I won't give in easy.

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  28. Anonymous10:11:00 PM

    Yes I told him I was sorry and wasn't thinking , I had no one to go with me , so I just left, he's mighty upset.

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  29. As for Nana.Everything on her body hurts or is sick.After living such an active life and career and having such a passionate love life,how does it feel to have to give it all up and just sit and endure pain?

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  30. Anonymous10:15:00 PM

    About 4/5 before I got pregnant with Gilly, I was taken from a shooping mall parking lot. I wasn't raped or beaten thank goodness.

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  31. You mean you just packed up the kids and took off?

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  32. Anonymous10:17:00 PM

    That's 4/5 months before I was pregnant with Gilly.

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  33. You were kidnapped?My God Nee,no wonder LS is angry.He must have been frantic with fear.

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  34. You sure keep that man on his toes.

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  35. Anonymous10:20:00 PM

    Nana's mind is still very active, I know she wonders why the rest don't work, it is so good that you understands. Nana know you will be fine because is there for you.

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  36. How did you escape the kidnappers?

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  37. Anonymous10:23:00 PM

    No the kids was with dad..I went to Benton a small town about 50/60 miles away to look at some stuff. He read me the riot act, everyone says I needed it, he should lock me up when he leaves. hahaha

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  38. Anonymous10:27:00 PM

    They had me call dad and a trace was on the phone , it was 3 employees that was fired, 2 worked at the hotel and 1 in the casino.

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  39. I've always had the freedom to go wherever I want.I guess I took it for granted that you had the same freedom.
    But I guess if you have been taken once ,they may try it again.We have a pretty low crime rate here,except for maybe in vancouver or Toronto.

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  40. Anonymous10:32:00 PM

    They wanted money, dad told them o.k. tell him where and he would be there.Police picked them up .

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  41. Those people were so stupid,they deserved to be fired.Still,I guess you are more of a target than some people.

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  42. I'm so glad you came out of that situation unhurt.I bet you were scared though.

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  43. Anonymous10:37:00 PM

    Crime rate is on the rise here, I feel safe , Gil told Sis that he liked here , but he was not going to stay , he's going where no one know his family.

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  44. Anonymous10:41:00 PM

    Funny...I wasn't scared until I was free...They was fired before they took me, I guess they was just getting even for being fired..Dad/family didn't know anything about them.

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  45. I read that a Louisiana congressman has been arrested for corruption.He stole a lot of money and then stupidly kept it in his house.

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  46. Anonymous10:45:00 PM

    Guess what ..they only asked for $30,000 , boy I was cheap.I guess that was $10,000 a piece.hahaha

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  47. You weren't scared at the time because you were in shock.

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  48. Why go to all that trouble for a paltry amount like thirty thousand? As I said not too bright.

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  49. Anonymous10:50:00 PM

    Yeah..that was Jefferson ,the fool had it in his freezer. I have one that I am going to post about our mayor and city council.

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  50. Anonymous10:51:00 PM

    We have a very corrupt State/City Gov't. Worse than most I think.

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  51. The good news is you are alive and well and kicking ass.
    He was only angry at you because he loves you so much.

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  52. I look forward to seeing your post.You will have an interesting slant on the situation.

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  53. Anonymous10:55:00 PM

    While you are at the lake I will be posting it, you can't trust any one of them..

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  54. How do you know I am going to give in to him and go to the lake?

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  55. Anonymous11:00:00 PM

    I know Gil loves me and I am so sorry , I told him it will never happen again, he just smiled and said He knew because he was taking me and the kids away from here and he wasn't going to Reno..somewhere north.

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  56. Anonymous11:02:00 PM

    Because you love to swim and be on the water, it gets your jucices going. among other things.

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  57. Anonymous11:05:00 PM

    I picked up my slants from you, at the end most off your posts when you first started you will say how you felt about things..

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  58. That sounds intriguing.So,you will be taking a little holiday?That's just what you need.The damn new house has been stressful, with you involved in every decision.

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  59. Anonymous11:10:00 PM

    Juices going..[giggles]

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  60. I havn't found anything I liked to post tonight except a video which I could not download for some reason.I did not get mad or throw anything,however.I just cussed.I can't afford new mouses all the time now.

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  61. Anonymous11:14:00 PM

    He meant we were moving away when school is out next year and we was not going to build another house ,we will getone thats built.
    Nan says I can take Sharon with me.

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  62. Never mind my juices.He couldn't make them go if he did his best work tonight.

    I'll think about going up there to catch some sun and water but he better not get frisky with me.

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  63. Anonymous11:18:00 PM

    {giggles] So thats what that little untitle thing is above Judge Judy.. I figured it was just somewhere to talk.hahaha
    Take the night off.. we can afford to do that every once in awhile.
    I am proud of you for not throwing the mouse, the last one missed my head by 2 inches.hahah

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  64. Nan doesn't mean that does she?

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  65. Anonymous11:23:00 PM

    Brian will get frisky with you on the water...Maxy will tell me all about it.He carrying you there to say he's sorry in the best way he know how and you will enjoy it, he's going to sneak up on you.hahaha

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  66. Anonymous11:26:00 PM

    She said yes, Nan's hubby is not to well, right now we are trying to think what's best for Sharon. Gil and I both love her as if she was ours.

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  67. It's hard to sneak on a boat.I'll tip him overboard if he tries.I intend to take a good book and my teapot and relax.

    We'll be on our own.The twins are with 'biological'.Jaye and Pete are going shopping in a nice town nearby.Everyone else is occupied this weekend.

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  68. Anonymous11:30:00 PM

    I don't think Gil mean it, he's not going to leave dad and dad not's going to leave sis, he's just made at me right now, but I am going to keep Sharon, they would be lost without each other.

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  69. Anonymous11:33:00 PM

    Oh baby if he gets to feeling the right spot, shit you are going to give it up .hahah

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  70. Jeremy got his new car.A four wheel drive SUV.Good on gas because it's a Hyundai of course.I have one too.Jer was always borrowing mine because he liked it so much.No one is bothering us much this weekend.Jer has promised to come and pull up the old Patio.We'll see if he does.

    We've co-signed his student loans so he can stay in university.His dad stopped paying for some reason.

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  71. Anonymous11:37:00 PM

    Get some rest now sweetie so you can be relaxed to enjoy tomorrow.Don't need apost tonight ..go to bed.

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  72. Well maybe if he gets me in the right mood all sunwarmed and lazy and he touches all the right places,we'll see.Being on the boat always makes us horny.That's why I want you to get a boat to get away from everyone for a few hours at a time and make sure you have a snug little cabin.It will work for you I know it.

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  73. Anonymous11:41:00 PM

    The kid can't be all that bad..I hope the dad don't make a mistake and lose JER. Ithink you should help your kids, I am so glad you and Brian was able to. PIC he will make you proud. Not to worry.

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  74. Okay friend,sleep well and have a good one tomorrow.Hold your babies close.You don't have them very long...and stay well.Long Shank loves you....night...PIC

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  75. Anonymous11:45:00 PM

    See you are getting in the right frame off mind.. you will be ripe for the picking, only he won't know you are letting him pict the peach.hahaha

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  76. Anonymous11:48:00 PM

    Enjoy and behave... Goodnite sweet dreams...LUV...PIC...NEE

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