Paul Bern's suiciide note reads:" Dearest dear, unfortunately, this is the only way to make good the frightful wrong I have done you and to wipe out my abject humiliation."
Jean with Paul Bern As you can see here Jean is starting to look ill and older than her 26 years
"I love you, Paul."
With the Post Script:" You understand that last night was only a comedy." The meaning of the note and particularly the post script were never revealed by Jean Harlow even though it was obvious that she understood the message.
Jean with Paul Bern As you can see here Jean is starting to look ill and older than her 26 years
"Two years in the spotlight if you make it - and when that's over you're nothing but a has-been for the rest of your life"
These words could have been written for the flickering 'stars' of fickle 21st-century celebrity culture, a warning for all the wannabe Jades, Parises and Jordans attracted to the world of easy-come, easy-go fame.
It comes as a surprise, then, to learn that they were spoken 75 years ago - and by one of fame's greatest ever victims, the Hollywood sex goddess Jean Harlow.The original 'blonde bombshell', with peroxide platinum locks and a sassy face that sent men wild and women racing to their hairstylist to copy her look, is barely remembered now. Not one of the three dozen films she starred in would figure in even the most arcane cinema buff's top 100 list.
Yet there was an era when she fought for pole position on the world stage with legendary divas such as Marlene Dietrich and Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford and Tallulah Bankhead, and outsparked them all for sheer nerve and sexiness. As a turn-on, she even 'out It-ed' the 'It-girl' herself, her silent-screen contemporary Clara Bow.A reviewer of one of her early films spotted exactly what 'it' was and that Harlow, as she wafted across the screen in a skimpy dress, had plenty of it. Her obvious lack of acting ability was immaterial, he decided. What mattered was that she had 'the most sensuous figure' seen in front of a camera for a long time. She was probably destined always to play the role of a man-eating trollop, he added, 'but nobody ever starved possessing what she's got.'
These words could have been written for the flickering 'stars' of fickle 21st-century celebrity culture, a warning for all the wannabe Jades, Parises and Jordans attracted to the world of easy-come, easy-go fame.
It comes as a surprise, then, to learn that they were spoken 75 years ago - and by one of fame's greatest ever victims, the Hollywood sex goddess Jean Harlow.The original 'blonde bombshell', with peroxide platinum locks and a sassy face that sent men wild and women racing to their hairstylist to copy her look, is barely remembered now. Not one of the three dozen films she starred in would figure in even the most arcane cinema buff's top 100 list.
Yet there was an era when she fought for pole position on the world stage with legendary divas such as Marlene Dietrich and Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford and Tallulah Bankhead, and outsparked them all for sheer nerve and sexiness. As a turn-on, she even 'out It-ed' the 'It-girl' herself, her silent-screen contemporary Clara Bow.A reviewer of one of her early films spotted exactly what 'it' was and that Harlow, as she wafted across the screen in a skimpy dress, had plenty of it. Her obvious lack of acting ability was immaterial, he decided. What mattered was that she had 'the most sensuous figure' seen in front of a camera for a long time. She was probably destined always to play the role of a man-eating trollop, he added, 'but nobody ever starved possessing what she's got.'
Her talent may have been tiny, but she made up for it with masses of front - in every sense. Brassy and brazen, she married early and often, consorted with gangsters, boxers, band-leaders and bisexuals and never, she maintained, ever wore panties or a bra, on or off screen. She was leched over by some of Hollywood's most famous producers - and hounded continually for her morals by affronted anti-indecency campaigners, who dubbed her 'the filthiest woman ever to have set foot in Hollywood'.
And at the age of 26, she was indeed a has-been, but in a different way from the prophecy she herself had mouthed when playing the part of yet another good-time girl in one of her films. There would be no being a nobody 'for the rest of your life' for Jean Harlow. She was dead. But what a life in the fast lane it had been - as a newly published biography of her reveals. Today's It-girls look shy and retiring by comparison, candles in the wind compared with Harlow's stupendous bonfire.
She epitomised the dark side of the Hollywood Babylon legend. Her mother was controlling to the point of madness and her stepfather a gun-toting pervert who climbed up ladders to spy on his naked, sleeping stepdaughter. She herself was often drunk, debauched and drawn to middle-aged men who let her down in bed and beat her black and blue, instead of giving her the love she craved. Not knowing any of this but transfixed and shocked by her daring presence on screen, the public adored her.
Her heyday was, as now, a time of economic recession. On the very day she signed her first film contract in October 1929, Wall Street crashed and America and the world slipped into recession and then depression. But, even as the dole queues lengthened, the soup kitchens multiplied and poverty stalked millions of lives, the antics of Hollywood's finest never faltered. The secrets of Tinseltown's immorality were concealed - and few of its inhabitants had more secrets worth concealing than Harlow.
She had been born, surprisingly, on the posh side of the tracks, in a mansion in Kansas City, with a well-off father and an ambitious but nutty mother who never called her by any name except Baby, even when she was a grown woman.'Mama Jean' had wanted to make it in Hollywood herself but was too old, and all her desire for fame was pitched on to her daughter. Mama even offered herself on the casting couch for the pleasure of randy directors and producers to pave the way for Baby. Not that Baby was a child any more after losing her virginity when just 14.
She had been born, surprisingly, on the posh side of the tracks, in a mansion in Kansas City, with a well-off father and an ambitious but nutty mother who never called her by any name except Baby, even when she was a grown woman.'Mama Jean' had wanted to make it in Hollywood herself but was too old, and all her desire for fame was pitched on to her daughter. Mama even offered herself on the casting couch for the pleasure of randy directors and producers to pave the way for Baby. Not that Baby was a child any more after losing her virginity when just 14.
At 16, she was married, to a local rich boy, but it wouldn't last. Mother was propelling her into the lower reaches of Hollywood. There, the teenager's blue eyes, pouting lips and well-formed figure landed her various bit parts. In one of these, she was a well-heeled woman climbing out of a taxi and walking into a plush hotel. The doorman - played by Stan Laurel - was supposed to slam the taxi door shut, catching her ankle-length dress and ripping it off so she enters the hotel in just her slip. The gag was funny enough. But what was sensational was the revelation that Jean was a knicker-free zone. As the dress fell away, the powerful studio lights pierced through the slip and, to the delight of the crew, exposed the fact that it was not just the hair on her head that was bleached peroxide silver. She was never shy about proving the point and would often give reporters a quick flash to show that she was, as she put it, 'the same colour all over'. To some special fans, she sent a cut-off silver curl or two as a keepsake.
Crude though all this was, it was just the sort of thing that hypocritical Thirties Hollywood - all squeaky clean on the outside but grubby inside - loved. She built on this daring reputation by taking any opportunity to let her untethered breasts tumble out from her blouse, and enhanced their appearance by iceing her nipples so that they stood out prominently.
Throughout her soon-burgeoning career, she was infamous for stripping off on set in front of everyone. Other stars would slip behind a screen but, to wolf whistles, she shed every stitch in full view before calling for her dresser to bring out her working clothes. None of this ever emerged on screen as such, of course. It wouldn't have been allowed. But her sluttishness was soon her trademark and it brought in millions of box-office dollars for her unscrupulous studio bosses. (She herself did less well financially. She was consistently underpaid compared with other big stars.)
Throughout her soon-burgeoning career, she was infamous for stripping off on set in front of everyone. Other stars would slip behind a screen but, to wolf whistles, she shed every stitch in full view before calling for her dresser to bring out her working clothes. None of this ever emerged on screen as such, of course. It wouldn't have been allowed. But her sluttishness was soon her trademark and it brought in millions of box-office dollars for her unscrupulous studio bosses. (She herself did less well financially. She was consistently underpaid compared with other big stars.)
Her in-your-face sexuality was matched by a mouth that also took no prisoners. One-liners spewed out of her in an unforgettable snarl, sprinkled liberally with four-letter curses. But for all the tough-girl image she presented, she was a wreck underneath and exploited by almost everyone she ever came into contact with. The men in her life were almost without exception vile to her. The worst was her stepfather, Marino Bello, a Sicilian with gangster connections who used her as a meal-ticket and beat up both her and her mother. He pestered her for sex, milked her for money and, whenever she tried to escape from his clutches, he kept her in line by threatening to make public pornographic photographs of her from her teens.
Her second husband was MGM producer Paul Bern, who was twice her age, and by reputation a nice man. 'He likes me for my mind,' she told a disbelieving Press. 'He isn't pawing me all the time.'
But it turned out on the honeymoon that he wasn't pawing her because he couldn't. The word was that he had a genital abnormality and was a hermaphrodite -(The more accepted version was that his genitals were underdeveloped and small as a child's and he could not have intercourse). Jean was apparently unaware of his condition before the wedding. In his frustration, he would lash out brutally with his fists and, on their wedding night, beat Jean about the body and across the back with a walking stick.
Her second husband was MGM producer Paul Bern, who was twice her age, and by reputation a nice man. 'He likes me for my mind,' she told a disbelieving Press. 'He isn't pawing me all the time.'
But it turned out on the honeymoon that he wasn't pawing her because he couldn't. The word was that he had a genital abnormality and was a hermaphrodite -(The more accepted version was that his genitals were underdeveloped and small as a child's and he could not have intercourse). Jean was apparently unaware of his condition before the wedding. In his frustration, he would lash out brutally with his fists and, on their wedding night, beat Jean about the body and across the back with a walking stick.
Just two months later, Bern was dead, a bullet in his head, apparently by his own hand (there was a suicide note, seen above). The studio sent in its boys ahead of the police to clean up the scene and minimize the scandal, but they couldn't stop the rumour mill. What reason did he have to kill himself? Could it have been murder? Or was he ashamed of his deception of Jean? She remained very tight-lipped on the subject through all her remaining years.
Witnesses reported a mystery woman driving away from the house shortly before the body was found. Harlow was everyone's number one suspect for a while, though no action was ever taken against her. Biographer David Bret believes the odds are that Bern's death was indeed murder, not suicide, but he thinks Harlow was not the killer.
There were others in the frame - Bello, for one, whose control over his cash-cow stepdaughter was jeopardized by her marriage; or Bern's first wife, who nobody knew even existed but who turned up with a grievance just before his death. Harlow's response to the loss of husband number two was to go completely off the rails. The Hollywood star went out on the prowl, looking for sex. Dressed in tart's clothes, she kerb-crawled the red-light districts, offering to pay men to sleep with her.
Witnesses reported a mystery woman driving away from the house shortly before the body was found. Harlow was everyone's number one suspect for a while, though no action was ever taken against her. Biographer David Bret believes the odds are that Bern's death was indeed murder, not suicide, but he thinks Harlow was not the killer.
There were others in the frame - Bello, for one, whose control over his cash-cow stepdaughter was jeopardized by her marriage; or Bern's first wife, who nobody knew even existed but who turned up with a grievance just before his death. Harlow's response to the loss of husband number two was to go completely off the rails. The Hollywood star went out on the prowl, looking for sex. Dressed in tart's clothes, she kerb-crawled the red-light districts, offering to pay men to sleep with her.
A year after Bern's death, she married again - another older, balding middle-aged man. She gave an interview explaining that: 'He's no Apollo, but if you love a person the physical means nothing.' When she saw the words in print she was appalled at the implication. It was tantamount to admitting that the sex siren - the image on which her entire career was built - was not interested in sex.
There were more men, more unfulfilling affairs. She shared her bed with a handsome writer - but found she was sharing him too with his male lover, the beefcake actor and her co-star, Clark Gable. World heavyweight champion boxer Max Baer bedded her within hours of them meeting and then went back to his wife.
One of the few men to treat her decently was actor William Powell, or 'Poppy', as she called him, a nickname that spoke volumes about their relationship.
In the end, though, it was not a man who let her down and caused her death. Instead, it was her mother. Mama Jean was a member of the Christian Scientist sect, a believer in divine healing of human ailments. She opposed hospital treatment of any sort and insisted the same should go for Baby (though, oddly, she seems to have turned a blind eye to her daughter's three abortions).
But Jean was constantly prone to illness. Her eyes were wrecked by strong studio lights, forcing her into dark glasses. The peroxide she doused her scalp in shredded her hair. Bouts of flu and pneumonia laid her low. She had appendicitis and badly impacted wisdom teeth. But then a worse condition emerged - her internal organs were showing signs of serious wear.
It could have been the large amounts of gin she was downing that were to blame, and they certainly wouldn't have helped. It was also thought that the peroxide from her hair was working its way through her system. But author David Bret's view is that the beating she had taken from Bern's walking stick in 1932 had left permanent, long-term damage.
She was getting more and more back pain - ascribed by the doctors at the studio to a muscle strain from playing too much golf. Her general health was also going downhill.
In the spring of 1937, shortly after her 26th birthday, she arrived on the set of her latest film looking distinctly unwell. She was bloated, had piled on weight, was suffering from the shakes and having the occasional blackout. Her hair was also falling out. She managed to get through the next few weeks of shooting until, in one of the final scenes, the script called for Gable, her leading man, to pick her up. She went limp in his arms.
One of the few men to treat her decently was actor William Powell, or 'Poppy', as she called him, a nickname that spoke volumes about their relationship.
In the end, though, it was not a man who let her down and caused her death. Instead, it was her mother. Mama Jean was a member of the Christian Scientist sect, a believer in divine healing of human ailments. She opposed hospital treatment of any sort and insisted the same should go for Baby (though, oddly, she seems to have turned a blind eye to her daughter's three abortions).
But Jean was constantly prone to illness. Her eyes were wrecked by strong studio lights, forcing her into dark glasses. The peroxide she doused her scalp in shredded her hair. Bouts of flu and pneumonia laid her low. She had appendicitis and badly impacted wisdom teeth. But then a worse condition emerged - her internal organs were showing signs of serious wear.
It could have been the large amounts of gin she was downing that were to blame, and they certainly wouldn't have helped. It was also thought that the peroxide from her hair was working its way through her system. But author David Bret's view is that the beating she had taken from Bern's walking stick in 1932 had left permanent, long-term damage.
She was getting more and more back pain - ascribed by the doctors at the studio to a muscle strain from playing too much golf. Her general health was also going downhill.
In the spring of 1937, shortly after her 26th birthday, she arrived on the set of her latest film looking distinctly unwell. She was bloated, had piled on weight, was suffering from the shakes and having the occasional blackout. Her hair was also falling out. She managed to get through the next few weeks of shooting until, in one of the final scenes, the script called for Gable, her leading man, to pick her up. She went limp in his arms.
A doctor was called and smelled not gin on her breath as everyone expected but urine. It was a sign of a gall-bladder infection. But her mother refused the medical advice to take her to hospital. Mama Jean took her Baby home to rest and to be prayed over, and she took the phone off the hook so that no one could interfere and change her mind. Days later, when nothing had been heard from the Harlow household, an anxious Gable led a squad of studio heavies to force their way in. When they got to Jean's bedroom, they found her semi-conscious on the bed, extremely bloated and in great pain. The stench of urine from her breath was now overpowering.
Over Mama Jean's protests, a doctor was called and said immediate surgery was needed. But Mama Jean refused point blank and screamed blue murder at two nurses who were summoned to look after the patient. Another two days went by - now Jean was in real trouble. Mama Jean told the Press camped on her doorstep that her daughter was fine, but in reality her face was swollen, she could not swallow properly and her kidneys were starting to fail. Unless her gall-bladder was removed at once, she was going to die.
Over Mama Jean's protests, a doctor was called and said immediate surgery was needed. But Mama Jean refused point blank and screamed blue murder at two nurses who were summoned to look after the patient. Another two days went by - now Jean was in real trouble. Mama Jean told the Press camped on her doorstep that her daughter was fine, but in reality her face was swollen, she could not swallow properly and her kidneys were starting to fail. Unless her gall-bladder was removed at once, she was going to die.
But still the deranged Mama Jean would not budge. Her daughter, she screamed, was faking the illness just to make a fool out of her religious beliefs, and to force the studio into giving her a pay rise. All would be well, she shrieked, if a quartet of Christian Science believers she had sent for sat at her bedside reading from the Bible. In the end it was William Powell who broke the deadlock. The lover she called 'Poppy' arrived with an ambulance and rescued the sick girl. In hospital, she was given blood transfusions and placed in an oxygen tent to recover enough strength for an operation. Mama Jean and Powell sat with her through the night, glaring at each other across the sickbed.
But it was too late. The next morning, she slipped into a coma, her lungs filled with fluid, and she slipped peacefully away. There is no doubt in Bret's mind that if the doctors had been allowed to do their job from the start, Jean Harlow, dead at 26, would have made old bones.
Like the best Hollywood legends, she lived fast and died young. But it is hard to resist the conclusion that she was a victim. So many people - most notably her mother - had tried to live their lives through hers, to manipulate and control her, all in the pursuit of fame. In the end, sadly, it was the death of her.
Like the best Hollywood legends, she lived fast and died young. But it is hard to resist the conclusion that she was a victim. So many people - most notably her mother - had tried to live their lives through hers, to manipulate and control her, all in the pursuit of fame. In the end, sadly, it was the death of her.
Hi PIC
ReplyDeleteHow is everyone doing.
Jean was a very beautiful and talented actress.
ReplyDeleteHollywood haven't changed that much about greedy relatives and groupies.
If we look closer, history just repeats itself. But as you and I have said , what go around come around.
Did you notice Jean wears her beauty mark in different places?
ReplyDeleteIs Brian's cough better? I know Nana is being her swet little self.[giggles]
Hi PIC..Doing fine
ReplyDeleteBrian's cough is no better, Nana is a nasty old battle-axe and Maxy eats rabbit poop.
ReplyDeleteI am going to exchange them all for a new and improved bunch.
ReplyDeleteHI
ReplyDeleteWho you kidding, you wouldn't trade them for all the tea in China.
ReplyDeleteJean was quite a slutty old girl,never wore a bra or knickers.But she was treated badly by all the people who should have cared for her and eventually killed by her own mother.She was only 26. I was way off with her age.I wrote the story for you. I thought you would like it.
ReplyDeleteYou think it may be the weather ? When do he go to the doc's again?
ReplyDeleteIt's a fascinating story. I got very involved.It's possible Paul Bern was murdered even though he wrote that note. Jean was suspected for a long time.
ReplyDeleteHe will see the doctor in a couple of days. His cough is actually worse and he is prone to pneumonia, even though he has had the pneumonia shot.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you wrote it, I e-mail it to Nan, I couldn't e-mail it to myself she's going to make me a copy. Thanks....I do wear my knickers in public but I promise I won't be slutty. [giggles]
ReplyDeleteHis immune system is low and you the least little germ come along will jump on him. keep a lot of liquid in him.
ReplyDeleteYou're not slutty Sweetie. You just like to be comfortable and get a little choochie breeze.
ReplyDeleteJean used to go an a pub crawl looking for men to have sex with.She even offered to pay them.This was after Paul's death.
Maybe that's why Maxy ran the doe off, he thought he was going to eat his RP...haahaha
ReplyDeleteNow that is slutty.Maybe that's why Paul killed/or got killed because he knew he couldn't fill the bill.
ReplyDeleteHollywood haven't change that much, has it? The sluts are just more open.
I gets real horny, but I'm not going to let just anyone poke me, I will just take a cold shower.
Yeah...Maxy really orotects his RP. He particularly likes the flavor of the early spring RP.
ReplyDeleteAcross from J's house, kind of kitty-corner to it there is a little yellow cottage in pretty bad shape. It was for sale and I wanted to buy it and renovate it( I have experience renovating properties)then I could move close to my boys and J someday when I'm old and possibly on my own.Unfortunately Brian fell ill and it went out of my mind completely and she just called me to tell me it was sold today.Now I am kicking myself
What you giving him for the cough? Some honey and lemon tea will soothe the throat.
ReplyDeleteI just put the kettle on for a nice cup of tea. I offerd Brian some hot lemon but he is sick to death of it. Maybe I should give him a hot rum toddy or brandy.That would help him sleep.
ReplyDeleteDon't kick yourself. Tell J to keep her eye out, there will be another one and you can be near your boys and J. Really all of you should be close to her. But I know that's not possible right now.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean??? It will be a long time before you are on your own.
Now that's a good idea...the liquid will help break up the congestion in his chest.
ReplyDeleteGive him a hot toddy.
It would be ages before we would move there but I love a renovation project.We recently renovated a condo that we had for about ten years. sometimes we rented it and sometimes we just used it for family parties. There was a beautiful indoor pool and all the kids loved going there.The renovation took several months because Brian and I like to be hands on with some of the projects. Then we sold it and the family was very disappointed.
ReplyDeleteIf a hot toddy will help him to rest and sleep, give it to him.
ReplyDeleteHow's Nan doing now that she is a shareholder? It will be great when she can start taking time off whenever she likes.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea to find another place to renovate when Brian is better.Maybe a condo/small cottage it will give him something to do. Because I have a feeling Brian is going to want to go back to work as soon as he's well. I guess it's in their blood, dad still have his hands in the pudding.
ReplyDeleteOh, by the way you actually can email things to yourself.I do it sometimes if I find something cute that I want to keep on my computer.I also email things to myself at this website.
ReplyDeleteI confess I am a computer geek, although not as bad as Heidi.
She lived on her lappy 16 or 17 hours a day. I bet when they took it away from her she fell to pieces.
Nan is doing great, she getting her stuff together and she asked me to help her get it all lined up.
ReplyDeleteShe said she have to keep you informed, I think shes going to leave you notes is draft, she says what she has to tell you take to long and people don't need to know. She will be calling her own shots soon.
You are brilliant.The reno project might be just the thing to keep Brian busy without all the stress of working.And he can come and go there whenever he wants.
ReplyDeleteHe has told me he will never sit on the porch and wait to die.He likes to be active and useful and needed.
I e-mail things to myself from other websites, but I didn't know I could e-mail something from here to myself...thats good to know.
ReplyDeleteWhen we lived in the country he built a 1959 Jag from the ground up.It was a great hobby and I was thinking of getting him something like that. We don't have as big a garage here in our city house so maybe the reno would be better.I will have to approach it carefully.
ReplyDeleteHow are you enjoying being a stay at home mom again. Do you miss the excitement of the casino??Now that's an exciting place to work.
ReplyDeleteEven though I know you are always busy with a thousand things I wondered if you missed the challenge.
Yep...you are a computer geek.
ReplyDeleteGeeks are people thats interested in all kinds of things...not just one thing.
Heidi wasn't a "GEEK" she was a fool and a very sick fool at best.
She was just like the rest...a one trick pony. HA !!
This last time gave me enough, I do miss meeting new people.
ReplyDeleteWhile cleaning up Betts mess I got a belly full and my babies are getting bigger and needs me more, I had to get back with my bear project, I thinked Lois for handling it for me.
You got the 'one trick pony' thing right.You couldn't get her away from her one subject for more than a minute or two. I have never seen anything so obsessive.
ReplyDeleteGil told me if I wanted to work I could set up a small shop and teach people to do designing or quilting, that way I would have my little man with me and be home when the girls get there.
ReplyDeleteI think teaching people to quilt is a good idea. What you think?
Have you considered getting your own polar bear website?? Lois could run it and all the ladies could write posts for it.Just to let the world know what you are doing and letting them know of the sad situation of the bears
ReplyDeleteI've heard geeks and nerds was one and the same, they could talk on any subject they was very knowledgeable and Heidi was either.
ReplyDeleteTeaching people to quilt is a great idea.A lot of women and even a few men would love to know that. It's a nice hobby for them and even profitable if they are good at it.You would have a runaway success with that. We could advertise it right here.
ReplyDeleteJust don't give yourself so many projects that you give yourself a nervous breakdown.
ReplyDeleteI would have to get a site other than blogger, they are getting so strict now, they only want you to have one with the same email address.
ReplyDeleteDon't fret.. right now I have all I can handle...Gil just told me that would be nice if I wanted to work, I have my hands full now and just as happy as a naked jay bird.
ReplyDeleteDid you read the Florida Scam post?
ReplyDeleteI guess I was younger with Jill, but my little man keeps me on my toes, I caught him trying to get his bells of.
ReplyDeleteI was just looking at a picture of Jakey so I put it in drafts for you. I noticed there is something wrong with my printer or camera wizard.But the picture is not bad. Go see it
ReplyDeleteO.K.
ReplyDeleteI edited your Florida scam post a little and will put it up tonight. I thought George was full of tricks. He had a million of them and all to get more food.He is better off in a nursing home. I was going to search the internet for more pictures of him. I'll look though I may not find any.
ReplyDeleteI will try again later, each time I try to go to edit my posts, it says I have got an error.
ReplyDeleteIt did that once before, I waited a while and everything was all right. I will get it.
I bet he stinks. How can you get that big on beef jerky?
ReplyDeleteI also think the reno idea is great because the Rock likes working with his hands.
ReplyDelete[I forgot working with his poker always come first] giggles
I'm sure he stinks. He can't reach everywhere with a washcloth. And he won't fit in a shower. I pity the nurses wo have to give him a bed bath now.I also wonder if he has seen his dangle in the last ten years.I think it's buried under a mountain of fat and flattened .
ReplyDeleteI forgets to watch CSI:M...have an article about how Eric's fans got him back after Ugly Betty was canceled. What crap.
ReplyDeleteYou are a funny...I want to know what he used for a toliet stool. I don't think I've even seen a 600 pound person. A man live across the street weigh about 300lbs. He would look like a baby next to him.
ReplyDeleteOh, big deal, Eric is back. i haven't watched in a long time so I don't know what is going on with that show.Eric can't find another steady job. I don't think any of those people will move on to other jobs,
ReplyDeleteThere is a man who is over a thousand pounds. At least I think he is still alive. They usually die. Their poor hearts. I will try to find a picture of him also.
ReplyDeleteEric isn't interesting, only the new guy is working other jigs.
ReplyDeleteNan called and said she had something about Tiger was into boys also, this I got to see.
Well Toots I have to climb back into my coffin before the sun comes up.So I better get busy looking for a tasty snack of blood pudding or blood pie.
ReplyDeleteVampires are fashionable right now you know.They all seem so good looking.Thank goodneess I fit in.
Sleep well. Go put your cold feet on Shank's butt when you get into bed....HA!...HUGS...PIC
If I find anything about DC I will post, but he has faded away, Jesse and Tiger have got him beat.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Get that article off Nan. What a tangled web Tiger has woven around himself.I wouldn't be surprised at anything.
ReplyDeleteI will put them on his butt that fool will wake up and want to poke me.
ReplyDeleteGive the Rock the toddy so he can rest well.
I will bid you good night and sweet dreams.
NITE...HUGS...and kiss the ROCK.
NITE.....PIC
POST SCRIPT:
ReplyDeleteI will she says it's for real. I will put it in drafts and let you look it over and put finishing touches on it.
NITE AGAIN....PIC
PPS"
ReplyDeleteNan says it's Tiger Woods Gay scandel...Incredible new claims.
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ReplyDeleteum where did you get you information on this subject, because from what i have read on Harlow she wast a "slut". To read this it makes me very very mad that people have to keep writing this shit about her.
ReplyDeleteDid you cull all your information from Irving Shulman's book Harlow? There is so much misinformation in this article. Very disappointing read for a Jean Harlow fan.
ReplyDeleteStill not getting it right, you need to do more research! Seriously ridiculous, either do it right or not at all.
ReplyDeleteNone of you know anything about Jean Harlow. You can read her autobiography free on Kindle from midnight Aug 5-midnight Aug 7, 2016. (The Girl From Missouri-The True Story Of jean Harlow).
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