Mel Gibson has a billion-dollar divorce hanging over his head ,Mel Gibson has found a new way to relieve stress--a wacky device dubbed the"flow Machine".The bizarre 53-year-old actor is crediting the $100,000 contraption for making it easier to face the grueling pressure of his marital collapse,a family friend told the Enquirer.You look at the machine and you would think Mel has lost his mind.You lie on this machine and strap your feet in...the device then emits some kind of "forsion"field waves,that are suppose to unblock clogged energy which eases phychological tension. He is going to need it when Robyn finish with his ass .From telephone healing sessions to therapeutic foot baths,Mel's tried them all.The Gipson family is in the midst of a fortune-grabbing free for all since Mel's wife Robyn filed for divorce April 9th.Mel's shocking romance with 39-year-old Russian musician Oksana Grigorieva who is said to be pregnant with his baby has cause several family members to support Robyn's attempts to secure a hefty pay-out in their divorce..Now get this ----some in Mel's camp are shaking their heads and saying Mel is getting weirder with age,they think the "flow" machine is just another part of his mid-life crisis..."WTF"my take on this shit...Mel's marital troubles is because he didn't keep his dangle in his pants or at least put a muzzled on the damn thing...tell me ..is mid-life crisis to blame becuse an old fool wants to play around...NOoooooo...it's just an excuse when they get caught...well Mel when Oksana get what's left of your money...she will be on to the next rich old dude,before her biological clock stops.Is that a trend now..stay tuned...to be continued...news:regusquiza@nationalenquirer.com
This whole business of middle aged men unable to keep it in their pants is bad enough, but when the female gets herself pregnant(and we all know it was on purpose) to keep the guy, or whatever the reason is disgusting. First, babies will NOT keep a man who does not want to be there and second, it makes the rest of us women, intelligent women look bad when we see how some women play men for the fool like that
ReplyDeleteGoodness, Happy Friday Gals! Loving the blog as usual
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You are so right Katherine.It does make us all look bad. Does it seem more prevelant in the last decade to you too? Young girls seducing old farts, stroking their egos, having babies for insurance and walking away with millions for very little effort.
ReplyDeleteThanks..just trying to keep it real.Pregnant on purpose to keethe man..I think is just for the money,Mel probaly got her in one of his drunk stupors...Oksana is going to end up like old Dave's girlfriend..in court...that's really all they want..
ReplyDeleteH Nee!..What are you up to? You better stop nursing your bad ass baby before he bites something off. His daddy wouldn't like that....HA!
ReplyDeleteHi sweetie..I am trying to weem him...he wants to play with it.
ReplyDeleteJust like a man.Boy they start early.
ReplyDeleteI love the post...I showed it to my man, he laughed his ass off..he says thats what we be up to at night...
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there so many stupid old farts out there...I think Robyn is better looking than Oksana..Mel had to been drunk.
ReplyDeleteYour post is good too. You can't go wrong with a Mel story.How can a guy be so stupid.
ReplyDeleteI bet DC has warned A not to pull the preggie trick on him.It's been done twice.
Oksana's face looks as fake as her boobs.
ReplyDeleteThanks ...just trying to do my posts like you say..haha I will be drawing stick people soon..hahaha
ReplyDeleteGo ahead with the stick people. It all enriches the blog.It would be funny. draw two stick people having sex.
ReplyDeleteDave is an alcoholic just like Mel..they don't wear condoms..I guess they just like their knobs polished...what won't the alley- cats do..Do they think they will stay young forever?
ReplyDeleteIt does seem more prevalent that young girls are doing this. It seems that perhaps they get the idea that it is an easy way to get money without actually having to work for it, well, not work for it standing up I mean, since clearly they are horizontal...
ReplyDeleteIt is a shame because in this day and age where a woman is unlimited in her career choices, why some of these silly women still opt for taking this route. Sad!
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Jeannie you make me laugh so hard I almost peed on myself and you know I don't wear panties...hahaha
ReplyDeleteIf I didn't have boobs,I want fake ones...
Brian doesn't like them either. Good thing he's not rich or he'd be a perfect target. he is a sucker for a pretty girl's flattery.
ReplyDeleteIt is so much out there you can..what are they going to tell and teach their children..
ReplyDeleteIn fact if a pretty young thing wants him, I'd tell him to go for it. Then I can get that toy-boy I've always wanted.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Brian would fall for that shit...he may enjoy hearing it,a real man know what he wants...Hell Brian don't get a boney until he is around you...I ain't worried about my man...he know what is good for him...he know the money will be the second thing I go after.you know the first thing...hahaha
ReplyDeleteIt seems Mel is also a sucker for crazy inventions that make big promises. It's all snake oil. They saw him coming. Let's build a youth and libido restoring machine and sell it to him for a million or so. Are you in??
ReplyDeleteToy-boy...hahaha you have to teach him how to poke you the way you like it....
ReplyDeleteI wonder is that what Gil's lady-friends says about me...hahaha
Yes, I know you my friend....HA! Poor Gil.Maybe he will buy my machine so he can keep up with you.
ReplyDeleteYes I am in...Katherine are you in we are going in business.
ReplyDeleteKatherine is right.We have never had the freedom or the opportunities we have now. It's wonderful. A woman can be anything she wants, even run for president and stand a chance. Have we spoiled our kids so much that we've made them lazy?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Gil was as old as he is..I went to LIttle,Rock,Ark. to a family reunion ,when i return he had moved his ass in...hahaha
ReplyDeleteIt certainly seems that we haven't instilled the right principles in our daughters. I'm sad for that.
ReplyDeleteGil had to strong arm you to force you to make up your mind. It's an attorney's tactic. he was afraid you would dump him.
ReplyDeleteMost kids follow the lead of their elders...the nut don't fall far from the tree...if you don't have values ,how can you teach someone else..Jeannie take a look at your kids and your grands...What do you see?
ReplyDeleteI see people that I'm very proud of.They are all honorable and caring.One or two are a little dicey but they are redeemable.I don't think they would behave in such crass, money grubbing way.
ReplyDeleteThe daughters just married the wrong men..I did and was ashamed for my family to know,we live here 5 years before going to L.A. Ron started making money and the shit hit the fan..I stayed there 5/6 years ..
ReplyDeleteGirls put way too much importance on their appearence.They seem to think it is their main asset and they try to parlay that into a lucrative situation.
ReplyDeleteI have a lot of dicy people around ,very lovable..most men the bimbos/sluts get after is drunks..Sean Penn is another one.Have you notice we never head anything about the women having affairs..Just the husbands is dogs?
ReplyDeleteI don't believe my daughters put that much significance on their appearance. They have all achieved something in their careers.But ,you know, up here in Canada those kind of celeb opportunities don't exist.
ReplyDeleteEither women are more discreet(excepting Lindsay Lohan)or they handle middle age better.
ReplyDeleteMy babies is bonuses..they are proof of our love for each other.Gil asked me to marry him when he finially got me to bed..I was afraid he would trun out like Ron...so he just moved his long ass in...my daddy liled him and he and Chris is very good buds.
ReplyDeleteI am always dressed comfortable,jeans shorts gil's shirts..when I go uot or play hostess I dress nicely...I have never been good at pretending.
ReplyDeleteGil probably likes you natural, and it sure is easier to maintain.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to think of a list of things a woman shouldn't say during sex. Can you think of one?
ReplyDeleteI wish dave wasn't a D-List actor.The tabs would write something about him..I asked Abe was there anything about him lately.He said no ..it wasn't any money in him..
ReplyDeleteHow about "Does it get any bigger, or is that it?."
ReplyDelete(GIGGLES) You just made my mind go blank...I'm not horny tonight..I busy using my vibrator..hahaha
ReplyDeleteOh yes one more hahaha
ReplyDelete"IS IT IN YET" shit I am hot to night.
I was such a sweet angel..just look what you did ..I love being bad.
ReplyDeleteOr" Would you lower your ass a little I can't see the TV."
ReplyDeleteOr,"Are we out of mustard?"
Or," Your mother called."
You kow being bad is more fun than getting preggie for a woman's husband .
ReplyDeleteDouble HA! I love your line.I'll use it.
ReplyDeleteI love all of them..they are catchy,I bet they are said all the time...I am going to try some..
ReplyDeleteIt's suppose to rain this weekend..i was thinking of going to Vix and see if I can find the three ex-wives..
ReplyDeleteHow about "Can I squeeze my vibrator in as well?"
ReplyDeleteOr "Your boss is much bigger."
OR"Your brother taught me that."
Yeah, Nee,I would really appreciate it if you could find that Dave story I wrote about the picnic.
ReplyDeleteI also wrote a short one about the exes having a meeting of their club.
Jay Leno was just discussing whether or not newspapers will last another ten years.I wonder if they will.By the time a paper reaches your house the news has already been updated on the internet or on cable.
ReplyDeleteI will see if I can find them,I think our fans would love them..
ReplyDeleteWe had two newspapers here...now only one last 9 years...this one I believe won't last long..Leno is right...
ReplyDeleteI still like the papers. They are more convenient.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember rubber Daves? Vix really loved that concept.I wish I could have given her one to take out her hostility on.It might have cured her.
ReplyDeleteDid Vix make a post out of both?She moved things around ...if there I will find them...I know she moved Gina picture..it was in December 2007..news came out on 24th Dec. about Dave leaving Liza,Palomo was born in October 2007..time flys.
ReplyDeleteYes she posted both stories.I never saw that picture of Gina.I would love to see it if you come across it.
ReplyDeleteBoy we had fun with those and the loonies went crazy...Lacey was calling us the shit sites..when Vix left dodo made a post about Vix was gone and what we was going to do now we were just part-time posters...she been up 2 years or more and our stats is way ahead..
ReplyDeleteWas Gina a blonde?
ReplyDeleteWe don't post hate about anyone,we are not negative..just happy and positive.
ReplyDeleteYes ..I think I told someone to look in Dec 6th/7th not really sure..but dec. I know.
ReplyDeleteI remember commenting that our stats were way ahead of Lacey's who had been on line for a long time.After that she took her stats away and made them unavailable to the public.
ReplyDeleteBoy we had some laughs over those rubber Daves and laughed at the loons screeching at us.
But honestly, those loons would have loved to have a rubber Dave(RD)to make love to and talk to.
ReplyDeleteThey just wouldn't admit it.
ReplyDeleteThey lusted after a RD and would have paid a fortune for it.I can picture drool running down their chins when they think of the possibilities.He couldn't run away no matter how ugly or smelly they were.
ReplyDeleteI remember you commenting...I am proud to have the ones we have and getting more as they find us...
ReplyDeleteWE just have to find the balance between informative,controversial and funny and keep the high quality of graphics up, and we should get some viewers.
ReplyDeleteShould I change the music yet?Maybe go classical for a while.
What they don't understand we don't care what they do...they attacted us first...after Vix left dodo realize she lied about shutting down...she didn't have anything useful to talk about so she attacted us and Keyser..even Nan have stopped checking on her ,Nan says she is copying the way you put up pictures in a long line..but they are not in line like yours.hahaha
ReplyDeleteChange the music when you want to..I like what you do.
ReplyDeleteJeannie Nee Dojodabbles is on vacation in FL. be back this weekend. Nan
ReplyDeleteI felt that Dodo was jealous of Keyser's intelligence and education.He often mentions that he attended Harvard.
ReplyDeleteKeyser would be envious if he heard that Gil attended two highly prestigious schools ,Harvard and Cambridge.
Thanks Nan.What does Dodo talk about on her blog?
ReplyDeleteYou give me good ideas about things to write about..don't know when I can write about my house,it's going to rain .
ReplyDeleteNan where the hell are you? No wonder I can't find my lappy.
ReplyDeleteYour house would be a great ongoing story, especially with pictures. But it seems to be going kind of slow or is that the kind of laid back pace of things there?
ReplyDeleteYo,Nan...Get off the john and talk to us.
ReplyDeleteJeannie she talk about Callie and Eric H not getting much air time she had a recipe up about elephant stew.I don't go often. Nan
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't know Gil went to those schools ..he is just himself,he says he likes for people to know him....
ReplyDeleteOh,Sounds kind of boring.Is she copying Nee by putting up a recipe?Or maybe elephant stew was supposed to be funny.
ReplyDeleteIt's the rain if they can get it framed it will go faster.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that she still goes on about CSIM. Move on girl.
ReplyDeleteI will be back later.Nee I am at Emily's be home soon. Nan
ReplyDeleteBonne nuit Nan.
ReplyDeleteCaught you Jeannie before I left,one of her commenter's gave it to her they was making fun of this David Magazine by Sharon.Dojo seem to hate her. bye Nan
ReplyDeleteDodo must have a thing for DC..
ReplyDeleteDo you want to call it a night yet Sweetie?
ReplyDeleteI see we have Riverdance in town.It's the farewell tour of the original troupe.It's about time that bunch retired. They are pretty old now for dancers.People are kind of tired of the Irish thing anyway.
Gil says it's not the school that makes the man..the names is great to put on a resume...but he know some dumb fucks that was in school with his...if you have a great education it will show ,you don't have to tell everyone..there are some smart people that didn;t go to college. learn by doing.
ReplyDeleteI think you have mentioned that magazine and that writer Nee.We figured Dodo didn't like her because she wouldn't do as the loons asked.
ReplyDeleteO.K. I will see you tomorrow and hope I find something she has a lot of places to look...
ReplyDeletegoodnite sweetie give Brian a pinch Haha Nite....NEE
I agree with Gil.It's funny,the more I went to school, the more I realized I didn't know very much.
ReplyDeleteSome of the wisest people I have met never went to school for a day.Life is the best teaching tool. I just don't like some of the stuff it taught me.
Don't waste too much of your time looking for that stuff Honey.It's not all that important.I had fun tonight,thankyou. Take care of yourself.I had a dream about you the other night.You were tall....Luv..J
ReplyDeleteHe is very down to earth..you and your family will like him
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