You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola .
There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits. There is bullshit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are hotter than shit and some girls are shit hot.
Some music sounds like shit, a lot of people look like shit and sometimes you just feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you consider all the facts, shit is the basic building block of the English language and once you know your shit you don't need to know anything else.
I hope you enjoyed this shit and have a great day without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shithead, weeell...just remember........SHIT HAPPENS!!
A tribute to George Carlin.We love him and miss him.Thankyou George.
(GIGGLES) I bet you were thinking about me when you wrots this post..you know that is one of my favoriate words..I couldn't help but smole..as you say bull-shit is just that...I asked Nan to check in on you tonight,she said o.k.
ReplyDeleteMaxy is so adorable and cute...my babies is going to love theirs..(me too)looks like he is saying ...Hi NEE...how's it going old girl...I love him..hope you and everyone have a good day and stay safe. as always...love your friend ....NEE
Happy Memorial Day Weekend Gals! I am having a lazy day today myself; us single gals need some down time...hehe
ReplyDeleteCupcake, Jeannie, love hearing about your familes and babies! Leaving town on Tuesday and Wednesday to spend it with a best friend, girl talk, gossip all that good stuff...if I hear anything I will be sure to post!
Cheers
Have a great weekend Katherine.Put your feet up today and have a wee cocktail.I won't tell....J
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ReplyDeleteYou and Nee have a great time talking to sach other,I laugh out loud at some of the things Nee say,especially about Gil,he is a sweetheart,but I will tell you he is the boss of his abode,you will think he is so mean,he treats Nee so tender,even before they was married.
He really makes her mad when he won't fuss,They are good for each other.My uncle Chris and Gil is best friends. When Nee went to Little Rock,Gil almost went crazy,Nee's ex. was in town,we told Gil Nee didn't want him,but he said the S.O.B. wanted Nee.
I will have to tell Nee about her keyboard,it skips or something.She said she was going to buy a new one,hope so,it should have said talking to each other,sorry.
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Those two have quite a romance.Ten years and going strong.It's great that Gil fitted into the family so well.
ReplyDeleteI think they are a perfect balance for each other.
To be honest though, I would have been mad too if Brian kept a secret like that from me for six or seven years.But that's just because we happen to believe we shouldn't have secrets between us.Different strokes.
A bientot Nan
Oh yes she is mad,he is trying to make it up to her,Nee is out there up front with everyone,poor Gil each time he get out of shit he steps in something else,mom tells Nee not to be so hard on him,he's learning,Jeannie,Gil started asking Nee to married him about a month after he met her,she told him she could have no kids,he said he wanted her,if there was kids ,it would be icing on the cake..I will be back in a little while,have to see about the kids.
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