Doesn't pay to be English

For those of you who watch what you eat,

Here's the final word on nutrition.

1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English

2) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4)The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

The Italian Pasta Diet ~ It really works

1) You walka pasta da bakery.

2) You walka pasta da candy store.

3) You walka pasta da ice cream shop.

4)You walka pasta da table and da fridge.

You walka pasta da mirror, you lika what you see.