A 'heads up' for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.This one caught me by surprise.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies from Home Depot turned into a traumatic experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car while you are packing your shopping into the trunk.They both start cleaning your windshield with rags and Windex, with their breasts almost popping out of their skimpy tee shirts. It's kind of impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'no thank you' and ask you for a ride to McDonald's instead. Of course, you agree and they climb into the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be very careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.
Your friend Tony.
I will go with my man to Home Depot,he likes to look,but I will beat his dangle with my skillet it I catch him touching....hahaha.How is everything going...it's raining here...
ReplyDeleteDon't the girl on the right seem to have a fat choochie..(GIGGLES)
I bet Tony buy his wallets by the case..
ReplyDeleteFat choochies are in fashion.
ReplyDeleteYou got that right,fat choochies never go out of style..always heard men love meat with their patotoes..hahaha
ReplyDeleteMen want the impossible,fat choochies and fat boobies but thin everywhere else.Can't be done... without surgery.
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