You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola .
There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits. There is bullshit, horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are hotter than shit and some girls are shit hot.
Some music sounds like shit, a lot of people look like shit and sometimes you just feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you consider all the facts, shit is the basic building block of the English language and once you know your shit you don't need to know anything else.
I hope you enjoyed this shit and have a great day without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shithead, weeell...just remember........SHIT HAPPENS!!
A tribute to George Carlin.We love him and miss him.Thankyou George.
