Monday, September 16, 2013

Cute Joke

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This is cute.

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: Its logical. He wants to rape us
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course its not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So what shall we do?At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He can not follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrived  at the convent and was very worried about what happened to Sister Logical.  The sister arrived some time later looking a little disheveled.

SM: Sister Logical! thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The most logical thing happened, the man couldnt follow us both so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL:The  most logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The most logical thing happened; he reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only Logical thing to do, I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only Logical thing to do, He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


  1. I laughed so hard I almost peed on myself Hahahahaha

  2. Peeing is a great response to humor. But if you laugh so hard you sh*** yourself, then my work here is done.

    See ya soon PIC


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