What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Because she had no arms.
Not Sally! (very poor taste)
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
Why did the cyclops close his school?
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
It was tense.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
What does a baby computer call his father?
Does anyone need an ark?
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
Why do penguins walk softly?
Where does the king keep his armies?
What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
How do you feel when there is no coffee?
What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?