Monday, November 02, 2009

You May Live in Canada

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
to say about Canada

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store Offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' In the same day and back again, You may live in Canada (Definitely Alberta) .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching or crashing,You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter Because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles On your snow blower than your car, You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a tad chilly', You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are Canadian.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous4:36:00 PM

    I love old Jeff, he's a hoot.
    His rednecks jokes is really good.

    I think I like his Canadian jokes better.....thanks, this is the first time I heard these..
    You are right...Canadians really do have a great sense of humor.
    LOVE THEM

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