Pick Up Line

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking."

"I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,

front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down,

naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me."

"I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"