Monday, August 08, 2011

Pondering Old Age

'OLD' IS WHEN..... your wife says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one, I can't do both!'


'OLD' IS WHEN.... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.


'OLD' IS WHEN.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


'OLD' IS WHEN.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.


'OLD' IS WHEN.... you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.


'OLD' IS WHEN.... getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.


'OLD' IS WHEN..... 'getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.


'OLD' IS WHEN..... an 'all-nighter' means not getting up to go to the toilet.

 
 
 



HA HA!! FAIR ENOUGH


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