The show must go on for Rosie O'Doonnell ! Desiite her split from longtime lover Kelli Carpenter, Rosie performed with Cyndi Lauper on August 5th-the same day The Enquired's exclusive report revealing the couple's behind the scences bustup hit the newsstands. Rosie's publicist has denied the split,but concert-goers at the St. George Theatre on New York Staten Island noted that Kelli was no where in sight. There was a buzz about the break-up,and it would have been a good time for Rosie to bring Kelli out to show they was still together, but that didn't happen, a source said.As was reported 42-year-old Kelli--fed up with Rosie's mood swings--moved out several months ago and has been living in a luxury Manhattan high-rise with the couple's youngest daughter, Vivenne. Meanwhile, Rosie, 47, has been staying with their three older children at their longtime residence in Nyack, N.Y.. Rosie didn't address the status of the relationship,but she dropped Kelli's name at least four times during her 45 minute stand up routine on the "Girls Night Out Tour",the source said. Rosie startes out talking about menopause and how she'd sweat at night, but blamed it on her daughter Vivienne wetting the bed, the audience member divulged. Then she said Kelli would remind her that Vivienne wasn't in the bed , and maybe it was her hot flashes!."
The audience roared when Rosie told an off colored joke about Kelli, and she got laughs for another off-color joke about Kelli and their daughte's gymnastics class, said the source. In the Enquirer's bombshell story, sources said Rosie was "despondent" over the break-up with Kelli, "whom she legally married in San Francisco in 2004. Rosie is having her people deny the split because she's desperately trying to convince Kelli to come back to her, said a close source. In the meantime, Rosie is a trouper and carrying on with her comedy tour.
My take on this: When the hell is these people going to grow up, nothing but a bunch of rich cry babies. Okay...okay, enough is enough...the men say it's a mid-life crisis...the women say it's menopause...well I don't know about that, I think the men's dangles are not getting hard enough and lasting as long, [reason] the men have been digging in too many holes in too many gardens. But now Rosie says she is going through menopause, maybe so, all women do at sometime in their life, but maybe Kelli didn't want to see her in her shorts strutting around all the time. Maybe Rosie you should join the club for dead-beat husbands/boyfriends, I haven't figured that one out yet, stay tuned : we will keep you up-to-date....
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Celeb's are getting more weirder bu the moment. I didn't know they was legally married..
ReplyDelete[giggles] Damn , wonder how it work...two choochies together. No thanks ..gagging right now. hahaha
Hi PIC
ReplyDeleteWhat you doing? How is everyone? Getting ready for the holiday? I hope you are. How is Brian and Nana? Tell Brian we don't want any accidents this holiday...just swimming and poking..
Hi Pic.I wouldn't mind a little swimming and poking but somewhere far from here.
ReplyDeleteYes they are legally married.I believe I did a post about it.Kelli gets half of Rosie's everything.
How about that..just like man and wife.
ReplyDeleteI will have to go back, it might have been one of the times I was trying to keep up with Gil.
ReplyDeleteIs the hurricane headed your way..or you just like to getaway?
ReplyDeleteKelli and Rosie haven't been living together for a long time.
ReplyDeleteTwo choochies! I can imagine what they do but it isn't a pretty picture,not with Rosie naked..I can imagine what two guys do and that is a real ugly picture
We're having an extremely violent series of storms accompanied by tornadoes.We've been warned to stay inside and if possible in our basements.
ReplyDeleteNan told me she had an Enquirer with Mel in it , something about Oksana getting mad becase he had a secert meeting with Robyn or something in that order,she will bring it to me.
ReplyDeleteDid Nana get her Enquirer this week, dated 24th Aug?
Your weather was so beautiful yesterday, and you was looking forward to your holiday.
ReplyDeleteThat's strange weather for your climate...Right?
Nana will pick her Enquirer up tomorrow when I take her shopping.I have to take her for blood tests tomorrow morning.They have put her on Digoxin.It's a very toxic drug and they have to monitor the levels.With that and the nitro glycerin, it's a wonder she doesn't blow up.
ReplyDeleteIt's apparently a freak storm.It has something to do with your hurricane.Will you please stop sending your lousy weather up here.We ususally have beautiful summers.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen what Mel's about, but I will write the article as it's printed and you can write it as you please, or you can wait for a better one, Oksana is mad as hell. Oksana may be trying to get rid of him. Do you think?
ReplyDeleteMel is on page 22...I will let you read hers, you may want to wait for a better one.
ReplyDeleteWe gets the aftermath from the hurricanes, a lot of rain and wind...we have a lot of tornodoes here..they like to hit the trailer parks, this is some very freaky weather.
ReplyDeleteYou don't get rid of the goose that lays the golden eggs.Oksana is just establishing who is boss with a little show of power.it will get Mel'attention.
ReplyDeleteLook what he has done for this chick: Dumped his wife and kids,gave up half his fortune his homes his life, created a religion to give himself a divorce.What more can he do to prove he loves her?
My hat is off to Nana, I don't think a lot of people half her age could hold up as well as her.
ReplyDeleteNan says the way it reads Oksana is afraid Mel and Robyn will get back together, she's mad as a wet hen .
ReplyDeleteI wish she would come home so I can see the article.
PIC sometime we want to spank our men butts..we know they love us ,and we don't have no fear, we didn't sneak around and become homewreckers, so we have no reason to be afraid.If you do dirty deeds , you are always afraid someone will do them to you. you see it everyday.
ReplyDeleteYou and I know that Mel and Robyn won't get back together.Not in a month of Sundays.Robyn has a lot more pride.
ReplyDeleteNana's very tough.She went through a lot.In the war she loaned her Jeep to a couple of officers and while they were out on their mission a German fighter flew in low and fired on them and shot their heads off.The army picked the Jeep up and cleaned it up and gave it back to Nana.Nana pulled the back seat out to see if they did a good cleaning job and found a bunch of brains and blood down the back of the seat.
ReplyDeleteWalking through London streets right after a bomb attack nana found a man who had been blown in half at the waist.He called out to her.She held his hand till he died.
ReplyDeleteI would love to just sit and listen at some of the stories Nana would tell me, I would even drink a little Vodka with her, you may have to pick me up off the floor after a couple. Hahaha
ReplyDeleteShe and Brian have a lot of war stories.Different wars in different decades but still very interesting.
ReplyDeleteI know you are proud of Nana, The things she has seen she had to make herself tough and strong, and that she is. She is in constant pain and still she holds her own.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but admire Nana .
Hurricane Bill is still at level three but it may become level four overnight.It's travelling up the Atlantic coast and will hit coastal Cannada tonight.
ReplyDeleteDo Brian and Nana ever talk to each other about their experiences in the war?
ReplyDeleteHow far is that from you?
ReplyDeleteThey have talked about it a few times.Once in a rare while she stops nagging him long enough to talk with him.
ReplyDeleteThe hurricane is far away from us here. We are getting peripheral storms caused by the huricane's system.I see on the news a couple of quite big tornadoes have gone by quite close to us.
We won't stay on as late, you have an early morning appointment with Nana and shopping.
ReplyDeleteYou have to make sure everything is in working order.
Do you have a basement?
I am more afraid of the tornadoes, the hurricanes never come this far inland.We are almost at the northern tip.
ReplyDeleteYes we have a basement.The rain has stopped and it looks quite calm outside at the moment.Maybe the storm has passed.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could say goodnight at twelve (eleven your time)then I can do my post and go hide under the bed.
ReplyDeleteMaxy has been hiding under the bed all evening.Steve worked late tonight.I know the worst of the storm was in his area.We'll check tomorrow morning to see if they are okay.
ReplyDeleteOkay Sweetie,I'll talk to you later.Have a peaceful night and rest well...Luv and hugs...PIC
ReplyDeleteOkay I will say good night , and I hope the worse is over for you and I hope Steve came out o.k.
ReplyDeleteI did one on lean J.Leno
Goodnite and sweet dreams and may all your wishes come true.
NITE...PIC...LUV...NEE