' Yummy' Mother of six Shacking up with O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell is still married to her wife Kelli Carpenter - but she's already living with a new girlfriend and loving every minute of it !
The former View loudmouth and her lesbian lover, Texas artist, writer and gay activist "Tracy Kachtick-Anders, were all smiles as they enjoyed a day in the Miami sun not far from the home they share.
Calling Tracy a" lovely, lovely, lovely person," Rosie, who has four (4) children with Carpenter, describes her new relationship as "yummy" and says , " I love it all."
O'Donnell who married Kelli in 2004 when gay unions were legal in California, met Tracy, the single mother of six (6) - a son with Downs syndrome and five (5) kids she adopted - a few months ago during a chat on Rosie's Web site. A source says they hit it off, and Rosie 47, invited the 43-year-old mom and her kids - who ranged in age from 5 to 17 - to her waterfront mansion in Miami for the holidays.
Now, the source reveals, Tracy has moved in.
Notes the source, Rosie told a pal, Tracy and I share so many things, it's unreal. We love making art and raising children. I feel we were destined to be together.
My spin on the obvious: Hope Tracy and Rosie can make it work, but wasn't it a few months ago that Rosie was begging Kelli to come back to her? Watch out Tracy, you may be getting Rosie on the rebound......but hey, that's just me.To be continued:
Kicking back and keeping it real

" Are Rosie and Kelli Headed for Divorce Courts"?

The show must go on for Rosie O'Doonnell ! Desiite her split from longtime lover Kelli Carpenter, Rosie performed with Cyndi Lauper on August 5th-the same day The Enquired's exclusive report revealing the couple's behind the scences bustup hit the newsstands. Rosie's publicist has denied the split,but concert-goers at the St. George Theatre on New York Staten Island noted that Kelli was no where in sight. There was a buzz about the break-up,and it would have been a good time for Rosie to bring Kelli out to show they was still together, but that didn't happen, a source said.
As was reported 42-year-old Kelli--fed up with Rosie's mood swings--moved out several months ago and has been living in a luxury Manhattan high-rise with the couple's youngest daughter, Vivenne. Meanwhile, Rosie, 47, has been staying with their three older children at their longtime residence in Nyack, N.Y.. Rosie didn't address the status of the relationship,but she dropped Kelli's name at least four times during her 45 minute stand up routine on the "Girls Night Out Tour",the source said. Rosie startes out talking about menopause and how she'd sweat at night, but blamed it on her daughter Vivienne wetting the bed, the audience member divulged. Then she said Kelli would remind her that Vivienne wasn't in the bed , and maybe it was her hot flashes!."
The audience roared when Rosie told an off colored joke about Kelli, and she got laughs for another off-color joke about Kelli and their daughte's gymnastics class, said the source. In the Enquirer's bombshell story, sources said Rosie was "despondent" over the break-up with Kelli, "whom she legally married in San Francisco in 2004. Rosie is having her people deny the split because she's desperately trying to convince Kelli to come back to her, said a close source. In the meantime, Rosie is a trouper and carrying on with her comedy tour.
My take on this: When the hell is these people going to grow up, nothing but a bunch of rich cry babies. Okay...okay, enough is enough...the men say it's a mid-life crisis...the women say it's menopause...well I don't know about that, I think the men's dangles are not getting hard enough and lasting as long, [reason] the men have been digging in too many holes in too many gardens. But now Rosie says she is going through menopause, maybe so, all women do at sometime in their life, but maybe Kelli didn't want to see her in her shorts strutting around all the time. Maybe Rosie you should join the club for dead-beat husbands/boyfriends, I haven't figured that one out yet, stay tuned : we will keep you up-to-date....
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