A Dimple Twist Of Fate

Eddie Cibrian is living the sweet life. He's nabbing baddies as Jesse Cardoza on CSI:Miami, dating singer LeAnn Rimes...and starring in a feel-good Hallmark flick as a janitor who goes theough life mostly unnoticed. Huh? How's that possible when he's got those dimples ?
That's one of the things I had to wrap my head around when I first got the script, Cibrian laughs . But to his credit, he makes it work as Buddy Hoyt, an average Joe whose life takes an extraordinary turn when he discovers he had powers to heal - which is not as cool as it sounds, since helping people starts to take a toll physically.
The gift also affects Buddy's relationship with his fianc`ee, played by Lisa Sheridan - Whom Cibrian had worked with on the 2005 sci-fier Invasion.
We have a comfort level that made it very easy to delve into this project, and it worked out beautifully, he says.
What about working with CSI:Miami's Adam Rodriguez, who will be back full time next season as Delko? Cibrian says, "there's always room - there's always crimes that need to be solved, and people can do different things."
My take on the dimple guy: Like we always say; The more hotties, the better!
Cibrian is a good actor, he's mis-cast on CSI:M...if they give him a part he can sink his teeth in, he would leave them blowing in the wind....all except "FRANK."
The movie........"HEALING HANDS" .... the movie will air ... "Saturday, 9/8 c, Hallmark....Kicking back and having fun.

Rainy Day Blues

Let me tell you how I spent my night last night....it was raining like cat's and dog's ...now let me tell you it still is,the weatherman says we are in for more over the weekend...so you know what I am going to be doing(GIGGLES)I told you about my having my appendix removed not too long ago,well the doctors says I was ready to go early this week,but noooooo ,my man says not yet.What?Is he crazy?My man says we don't want to rush...say what...well I decided i was going to put a stop to that shit,he was going to put out or sleep on the couch...I know that was not going to go over with him too well,my man likes to play touchy/feel....sometime I pretend to be asleep,I think he is hip to my shit...I visited with my "partner in crime"last night ,when we finish visiting ,I said good night ,then I put on some smell good stuff as my baby girl calls it,got in bed...ease my hand on the dangle..it was waiting on me...my man said jump on baby....I am going to give you a great ride.....oh yeah,I don't have to tell you more...just use your imagination....wow...

To Much To Soon

Well let me tell you what I meant about to much to soon.....I have five (5) brothers/three(3) sisters...therefore you can understand why I like doing the nasty ...(GIGGLES) it's in the blood.

I met my ex. husband when I was about eighteen(18) his sister was married to my youngest brother...which is ten(10) years my senior,I was trying out for a play that "Tom"(not his real name)wrote and was directing,the city has always been strong in "arts/entertainment" we have a lot of celebrities from our state.....some very famous,some not so much.Tom and I married,my daddy didn't think to much of him,I was in love with love so to speak...but the truth be known I was just a horny little bitch...I was always taught when you marry,you just boink your husband.

Ron had a cousin that was in a T.V. series that was going good,he was doing bit-parts in movies..Tom sent some scripts to some studios...they liked his scripts...off to Los Angeles,Ca. ...Boy it felt good to know Ron was going to make it ...he worked so hard...we was both young....everyone said I was old for my age,I think they was right ,I have always known where I wanted my life to go...we fitted in very quickly...to quick for me...it really is a dog eat dog business...a lot of times if you are not careful you will sell your soul to the devil just to get a head....everything was find for about five(5) years ...so I thought. Ron had started doing drugs/womenI confronted him about it ...he denied it of course.....during that time we started going to AA meeting,that is where I met Margaret(david caruso)ex. wife.....Tom seems to be doing better,I still didn't trust him,I told him if I catch something ,my daddy/brothers would kill his shit (giggles) .....don't get me wrong ...Tom is a good man ,a lot of people just can't handle fame/money.....I went home for a visit.....I return back to L.A. three days early.....no Tom,call around no one heard/seen him,now that was strange....four hours later Tom walks in,the S.O.B. started lying through his fucking teeth.....I didn't realize how bad Tom was on drugs...I knew he was drinking heavy....about three(3)days later I come home ...I find Tom and a woman in my bed going at it like to wild dogs.....his naked ass was in the air just pumping...the fools didn't know I was there...got my skillet ,started whipping his ass...I whacked her ass a couple of times,they both locked themselves in the bathroom.....I called the police and told them there was two(2) crazy people in my house...well Tom says I bust his nuts,I know I bust their ass and boy did it feel good.....the last time I seen him ..I couldn't help laughing......got my divorce/money come home got a good man,two babies,so your life is your own,to can make it the best you can...or you can just wallow in shit...your choice...but hey that's just me.

Educate the Loon!

We all know that knowledge is power. And we also know that when you attack someone unjustly you better have the facts right. Otherwise you are in grave danger of making a complete fool of yourself. I know Jeannie and CUPCAKE will agree. Riiiiight, ladies?
Well, it happened yesterday . Resident nutcase and owner of looney central, Sara, threw a stone at Keyser. It didn't take long and Keyser buried her under a landslide of (verbal) rocks.
Sara - eager to explain Odysses to better educated people - made a few huge bloopers. So huge that Keyser felt the need to rebuke her.

And boy, that was funny! Enjoy:

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LOON SARA:
For those whose required reading never included Homer's Odyssey, a google search will provide as little or as much background you will need. Written around 8 B.C., the Odyssey is a mythological adventure whose protagonist is Odysseus........

KEYSER:
Well, this just goes to show that a little Google does not in fact go a long way. Or at least not if you can't understand simple information. First off, the Odyssey is not a "mythological adventure" (whatever that may be), but an epic poem. It was not written around "8 B.C.," and only a person with absolutely no knowledge of the ancient world could say such errant nonsense. The Odyssey was written in a tradition of oral poetry that goes back to the Mycenean Age, but was apparently drawn up in its final form in something like 750 B.C., that is in the eighth century B.C. So, the Loon is off by only about eight hundred years. Certainly says something about the keen analytical skills of this arch-hunter of David Caruso stalkers...
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BINGO....That is just too good to miss. I know, fellow alumni Jeannie and Cupcake will chuckle upon so much stupidity from Sara. Needless to say, dumb dr. dodo rushed to Sara's defense - to no avail. No use to to lock the stable door after the horse has bolted, sweet cheeksa.

Once again, Sara has proven that she not only is a complete loon but an ignorant one.

No wonder, that they call David Caruso Icon of Idiocy.
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http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/02/keyser-is-hero-odysseus.html

Bluff package

Well, we all know most men prefer a flashy "wrapping" over what is inside (a person) - like David Caruso. It is a widely known fact that he likes them young and dumb.

However, sometimes what you get is NOT what you see. And those who are fooled by outward appearances are in for a rude awakening..like in this picture. LOL.

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(Source: http://mitchieville.com/10152/that-aint-right/ - Click on picture to enlarge!)

Rebirth!

Though believed to be extinct, this clumsy/ugly bird has been reborn on the Internet - going by the name of dojo. Now what do we know about dodo/dojo?

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Raphus cucullatus
TAXONOMY
Struthio cucullatus Linne, 1758, Mauritius
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS
Large turkey-like bird.
DISTRIBUTION
Mauritius, in the Indian Ocean.
HABITAT
Woodlands.
BEHAVIOR
The most extensive record of the dodo comes from Volquard Iversen, who was shipwrecked on Mauritius for five days in 1662 (not in 1669 as indicated in some accounts).

FEEDING ECOLOGY AND DIET
Dodos reportedly ate fruit. Dodos swallowed stones apparently to aid the breakdown of food in the crop. This species apparently had a seasonal fat cycle. A possible mutualistic relationship existed between dodos and the tambalacoque tree, with passage of the tree's seed through the dodo's gut promoting the seed's germination.
REPRODUCTIVE BIOLOGY
Dodos nested on the ground and laid a one-egg clutch. The general relationship between egg mass and incubation period suggests that the dodo's incubation period was about 37 days.
CONSERVATION STATUS
Extinct. The primary cause of extinction of the dodo is likely to have been egg predation by introduced pigs, monkeys, and cats, even though dodos were slaughtered in large numbers by sailors. Dodos were very rare by 1640, although some survived to 1662, at least, on offshore islets. The last sighting of a dodo was recorded somewhere between 1665 and 1670, but it is an unconfirmed report.
SIGNIFICANCE TO HUMANS
Dodos were a source of fresh meat for crews and passengers of ships traveling in the Indian Ocean. It was a stupid bird, and that is what the Portuguese called it when one of their world-ranging expeditions found it on the remote Indian Ocean island of Mauritius. In Portuguese, dodo means stupid or silly. The clumsy, squat birds were good eating and could not fly....... (Source:http://www.answers.com/topic/dodo)

Japanese raincoats

Japanese are fun-loving people. They do a lot of funny stuff. They sell a lot of funny things. They wrap their groceries in funny packages. Seems like the weirdness of Japanese marketing extends to the package design of everything, even condoms. Maybe if old man David Caruso would have worn one of those now and then (we are sure model "Kit Sack" would be to his liking) he wouldn't have ended up paying so much child-support.....shit happens!!!

A Red Knights Clownery

CUPCAKE = JEANNIE = VIXEN???

Huh? We had to look twice.

We had to read twice.

Finally, when we stopped laughing, we read again.

If you pair faulty conclusions with confabulations and mix a bit of fantasy to it you may come up with the bullshit one reads on Red Knight's Blog. This is by far the funniest article we have come across in a very long time:

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....The profiles of JEANNIE and Cupcake, share quite a bit of similarities...

Do they?...

....They also created/joined, on the same dates.

OMG - Jeannie, Cupcake WHAT do you have to say in your defense...?

....There is a third member, MONROE, of this "tribe". However, it appears she/he does not have a profile...

How unusual. How dare she?

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I often wonder if people smoke weed/drink too much before they sit down in front of their computers and start writing bullshit like that. Or is it watching too many shitty David Caruso movies that has irreparably messed up that little brain? Or all things combined?

Looks like we have a new jester in our midst: Redknight aka CarusoCrusader.

If "CarusoCrusader" would write in a more intelligent/interesting manner people actually would read her diatribes. Until now, with the exception of todays hilarious entry, it has been a real snooze-fest..

CUPCAKE, Jeannie are we having fun yet?

The REAL Vixen!

We bow our head to Keyser and his infinite wit and wisdom. He succeeded where others before him have failed miserably. He was able to deliver proof while nitwits , resident nutcases and tinkers only gaggle, confabulate and hallucinate. While others came up empty-handed he has found the holy gral - the REAL Vixen.

Girls - Jeannie and CUPCAKE, Monroe et al - we proudly present the REAL VIXEN. Take a look!

(If anyone disagrees: just proof otherwise!)

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Source:

http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/01/see-doesnt-look-bit-like-heidimarie.html

Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy : WHAT A FOOL!!!

As usual, Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy made a complete fool of herself with one of her highly delusional rants.

What happened?
OK. Yesterday we found the following little ancedote by ThomG. on the Internet:

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ThomG on January 15 at 8:17 a.m.
I have a hard time taking seriously anything David Caruso appears in. We were classmates in High School, in Mr Egan's American History class. Dave was the class clown although I vied with him for the title. Every time I see him on television or in a movie, I picture the guy who did his only homework assignment of the year meticulously printed on a roll of Charmin, because Mr. Egan had told him that his work in the class was “Shlt”....http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/hbo/2009/jan/14/grissom-depart-csi/

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We copied and pasted it to use it on our blog. In the meantime, the owner of the blog decided to write an article about it. He posted it TODAY. We decided to stick to the original post/comment.

Now crazy tinkerbell aka lacy - probably during one of her bipolar unmedicated spells - had nothing better to do than SLAM our article. Accusing US of lying . However, the bipolar one didn't check the facts first - which is always a mistake. As everyone with a bit of a brain clearly can see our post is a copy of ThomG's original post.

OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.

Our advice for tinkerbell aka crazy lacy: Take your meds sweetheart and stay away from the computer before you hurt yourself. The TRUTH? The truth is that Tinkerbell aka crazy lacy just made a COMPLETE FOOL of herself....LOL!!!!!

I want my kidney back!

"Divorce is a killer." said David Caruso (as HoCaine) on TV's worst show, CSI Miami. He must know. The uncharismatic non-actor is already divorced 3 times. (Way to go Dave!)

A couple in New York is fighting tooth and nails - over money, property, the kids and...

Man Wants His Kidney Back In The Divorce
$1.5 million or his kidney back. That's the strange ultimatum a New York surgeon has given his estranged wife.Dr Richard Batista donated his kidney to his wife Dawnell in 2001. His attorney claims that she began having an extramarital affair a couple of years after the transplant. She filed for divorce in 2005. Dr. Batista decided to go public after four years of divorce negotations. He wants the donated kidney back, but will accept $1.5 million in compensation.Mrs Batista and her attorney had no comment on the suit.The couple has three children, ages, 8, 11 and 14. ..(http://www.wkrg.com/medical/article/man_wants_his_kidney_back_in_the_divorce/22427/)

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Frankly, we don't know with whom to side. We neither have sympathy for the unfaithful wife nor for the enraged spouse. Payback's a bitch....

Nitwit Dojo - Huh?

What happens when someone overestimates her own importance?
What happens when someone has her head so high up David Caruso's ugly bony arse that she isn't able to differentiate between her hallucinations and reality anymore? Read and be amused...
A few days ago we wrote an article about Crazy Tinkerbell aka Lacyleanne. Somehow nitwit dojo must have come across it assuming that it can only be HER that is talked about . Can we all say DELUSIONAL?????
It also prompted her to deliver the following sorry excuse of writing which we have the pleasure to rip apart . As always, dojos hallucinations makes little sense:

Is she referring to moi? Assuming the answer's in the affirmative, we'll address this to her:Heidi, we assume you're referring to us:

WHO is Heidi? WHY should anyone refer to you? Do you see yourself as crazy and bipolar? Good. Maybe you are. LOL

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(a) How cute. You've once again boomeranged our tag for you; then tagged us (and David Caruso) with definitive terms applicable only to you.
HUH? How cute indeed. Does anybody really think anything you say has merrit? Does anybody really take anything you say seriously? Could you possibly be so narcissistic as to believe your readers don't read our blog as well? Wake up, nitwit .You're out on that floe alone.
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(b) You can't possibly be so delusional as to think we would read your blogs.
Sweetcheeks , we highly doubt anyone reads YOUR blog.

Who's Monroe? Since you defend him/her, we have to believe it's someone who mimics your despicable diatribe. Does he employ the same gutterspeak and pornographic photos?
Despícable diatribe? We are assuming you are talking about the crap that you post day in day out and that keeps us amused to no end.
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(c) No, Sweet Cheeks, no one walks on water, as you once believed David Caruso did. He is not a god, a saint, or a devil. We're not the obsessive one. We don't spend 24/7 either for or against.(d) As we've told you, and the internet world, ad nauseam, we're not here because of David Caruso.
No? You are drooling over that sorry excuse of a human being 24/7. Defending the douchebag and his bad reputation he is so well-known for. Desperately trying for some damage control - albeit with little to no success.
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(e) You're carrying on arguments with yourself.
We have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. However, we are always open to try new things.
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(f) We have to wonder who you obsessed over prior to David Caruso. He can't be your first. We suspect a long line of discarded psychotic attachments, from childhood forward.
The same here. We have to wonder who YOU obsessed over prior to "Heidemarie Schnitzer" (whoever that may be). We suspect a long line of discarded psychotic attachments, from childhood forward.

So sweetcheeks, it always pays to think before you start blabbering nonsense. Not that this is something new when it comes to you. Fact is you just made a complete fool of yourself. WE LIKE IT. Keep it up, old girl.. we like to make fun of stupid people...LOL!!!

PS: A few days ago KEYSER ripped dojo a new one. Great piece of writing: http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-keysers-existence-worthless-you.html

Crazy Tinkerbells Dilemma

Some people go trough life with a bag full of shit on their backs. Shit they just can't get rid of no matter how hard they try.

One prime example of such a "bag of shit" is Crazy Tinker aka Lacyleanne. Lacyleanne is bipolar and that shows in every piece of verbal dysentry that comes forth on her "I-am-an-old-mentally-ill-hag-but-i-got.the-hots-for-loser-David-Caruso"

True to her insane nature she chose to worship someone who is just as fucked up as herself. However, even complete loons like her have a lucid moment or two once in a while. In this very rare moments she desperately tries to find excuses for herself and - as laughable as it is - for Caruso's rotten attitude/behavior.

Like a true good Samaritan she'll attack everyone who doesn't think the old shitbag walks on water. Crazy tinkers latest vicitim: Monroe who has been doing a wonderful job on shedding light on Caruso's personality and the true nature of his "relationships" with the tarts he takes a roll between the sheets with.

In an futile attempt to get some attention from those who openly snub her - and there are many - she writes true tear jerkers like "A lot to love about the guy".

Honey, the only one who "loves a lot" about old dirtbag Caruso is YOU. And you are mentally ill. Hardly anyone wastes his time with inane ramblings like yours. So , sweet cheeks, take your meds and do something you actualy might be good at - like burying your head in the sand...LOL!

Viva Zapatasos!

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We know this is a very serious matter.

And yes, we know that we shouldn't poke fun at it. However, people who know us know we just couldn't resist....LOL

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If throwing shows at people is about to become a new form of communication we think not only politicians should come to enjoy it.

How about throwing shoes at actors who are so bad at acting that watching them is simply painful? Can you imagine the MILLIONS of SHOES thrown at TV-screens around the globe whenever CSI Miami/Icon of Idiocy David Caruso are on?.......

Beastly Fun

Are you serious?

What I think about that old dirtbag David Caruso and CSI Mi-ham-mmy????

ROFLMAO!!!

Hook, Line and Sinker - A LIAR EXPOSED

As a rule, articles always should be as factual as possible. Especially if one uses said article o insult/attack another blogger. Never a polite thing to do. Be nice to others and others will be nice too. Common sense.
However, things can get a tad embarrassing (for the one who attacks) if the attacked blogger strikes back in a way the attacking blogger never would have anticipated... LOL

Sara (aka sarakanne) always has taken certain liberties with the truth. That is nothing new. However, with her latest article she took it a tad too far. Keyser - a renowned blogger and far more intelligtent and literate than sara ever will be - exposed sara as what she is: A LIAR!

....The on-going theater of the absurd known as “Caruso and Me and Everyone Else on the Planet” gets more and more ridiculous. “The Stalker Chronicles of Vixen hater and Caruso defender Sara has posted a lot about Keyser’s http://mitchieville.com/2009/01/caruso-and-heidimarie-and-keyser-and-dojo/ posts about http://mitchieville.com/2008/12/caruso-and-me-and-keyser/ this situation, and has managed to fuck everything up (and insult Keyser and, implicitly, The Mayor into the bargain). First, in a post with some other crap in it we get this.....

For the rest of the highly amusing and interesting article please go to:
http://mitchieville.com/2009/01/keyser-falsely-accused-and-mitchs-existence-impugned/

Ouch! Looks like sara is way over her head with this one...

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Sara(kanne) LOST big time....

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Recommended reading:

http://mitchieville.com/

http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/

God help naive people!

What better way than to start the new year with a good healthy bellylaugh with a dash of sarcasm? Ready?

Okay... when we woke up this morning we came across this little heart-warming article:

.... The first of these is that I am not going to watch any tabloid TV shows such as TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, etc and I'm not going on their websites either. I already don't by the supermarket tabloids, so I don't have to worry about resolving to cut them out of my life. If no one is watching their shows, going on their websites, and buying their magazines, then there will be no need for the paparazzi to hound celebrities. But, as I have learned, the networks pay close attention to the ratings, and if a show doesn't bring in the ratings, they get cancelled. If a website isn't getting the hits the owners want, why would they pay for the domain name? If magazines aren't selling, why would the publishers want to print them?...

Honey, we are sure TMZ, NE, Globe, Entertainment Tonight etc are doing so well that they will survive without you and the five readers you may have. But keep on dreaming.

...And while I'm doing that, I'll send him a note or card once in a while to remind him that he has real fans out there that respect and care about him....

So sweet. I am sure they will land on the same pile like the rest - bound for the trash. David Caruso is so busy screwing his way through LA that he hasn't time for baublery like that. Does he care that you care? Highly doubtful. But hey, whatever rocks your boat.

We don't know who this blogger is . We don't know her age. However, judged by the naivite of her article, we think early pre-teens. It seems David Caruso is only able to attract either complete nutcases like crazy tinker or naive "reality is not an option" fans like the poster above. What does that tell us about the man? Nothing good, that's for sure..
At least articles like this are always good for a laugh or two...LOL
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Source: http://truthtellerstvinsights.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year.html

Cry me a river!

Our heart goes out to all the actors,starlets and wannabes who have to suffer unbelievable hardships because of annoying paparazzi, critics and bloggers. In short, people who are not too happy with their performances and don't shy away from openly expressing their opinion*:

..... I really wish that people would stop being so critical, and more supportive. If you can find an actors mistakes - you should go into acting, it is one of that hardest professions to get in and very competitive. Perhaps going through some the quirks that actors go through would help you become less critical. Imagine having millions of people nick picking every move you make at work, or when you go to Starbucks. Yes these celebrities have money and fame - but they have earned it - every cent. What most actors had to go through to get where they are today, IF they made it at all -most people would not believe.....

Our heart is bleeding. Tears are welling up in our eyes. We promise to never ever make a critical remark about an actor again - NOT. Lucky people if their ONLY PROBLEM/CONCERN is what people say about them on their way to Starbucks.

....What most actors had to go through...

WHAT do TV-viewers have to go through when they have to watch disastrous performances by people like David Caruso, Sam Watterson , Jennifer Love Hewitt et al on TV?

Ever thought about that???

(*WE ARE BEING SARCASTIC!!!)

Source:

http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=825094&boardsparam=Page%3d66

Ain't It Fun

This is rhe way I'm going to bring in the "NEW YEAR" don't come don't call,see you around the 15th...(GIGGLES)

Bits and Pieces

Morning Ladies and Gents!
We think it is about time for a riddle and a bit of fun - because we can. Look at the picture. What do you think WHO/WHAT exactly this is?

1. A very ugly dog
2. Mentally ill Lacyleanne during one of her maniac spells? Before she takes her meds? Drooling over the latest David Caruso picture?
3. David Caruso in the morning without make-up?

YOU'll be the judge. LOL!