GWB's new challenge

WE ALL want to know what GWB is doing now. Where George Bush works after leaving office.

After a long tedious search we finally found him. And people, you would never have guessed WHERE...desperate times ask for desperate measures. However, we think this is the perfect job for him....

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(Source:

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/09/30/where-george-bush-will-be-working-when-he-leaves-office)

Bluff package

Well, we all know most men prefer a flashy "wrapping" over what is inside (a person) - like David Caruso. It is a widely known fact that he likes them young and dumb.

However, sometimes what you get is NOT what you see. And those who are fooled by outward appearances are in for a rude awakening..like in this picture. LOL.

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(Source: http://mitchieville.com/10152/that-aint-right/ - Click on picture to enlarge!)

Smile of the day

Lately on facebook......

Cute..
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Source: http://www.sidewalkdriving.com/2009/02/your-moment-of-zen-23.html

Japanese raincoats

Japanese are fun-loving people. They do a lot of funny stuff. They sell a lot of funny things. They wrap their groceries in funny packages. Seems like the weirdness of Japanese marketing extends to the package design of everything, even condoms. Maybe if old man David Caruso would have worn one of those now and then (we are sure model "Kit Sack" would be to his liking) he wouldn't have ended up paying so much child-support.....shit happens!!!

Picture of the day

We found this picture on a website we frequent daily.

What funny caption comes to your mind?
What is your first thought upon seeing this image?
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Source: http://mitchieville.com/2009/01/ruined-picture-week-friday-edition-on-sunday/

God help naive people!

What better way than to start the new year with a good healthy bellylaugh with a dash of sarcasm? Ready?

Okay... when we woke up this morning we came across this little heart-warming article:

.... The first of these is that I am not going to watch any tabloid TV shows such as TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, etc and I'm not going on their websites either. I already don't by the supermarket tabloids, so I don't have to worry about resolving to cut them out of my life. If no one is watching their shows, going on their websites, and buying their magazines, then there will be no need for the paparazzi to hound celebrities. But, as I have learned, the networks pay close attention to the ratings, and if a show doesn't bring in the ratings, they get cancelled. If a website isn't getting the hits the owners want, why would they pay for the domain name? If magazines aren't selling, why would the publishers want to print them?...

Honey, we are sure TMZ, NE, Globe, Entertainment Tonight etc are doing so well that they will survive without you and the five readers you may have. But keep on dreaming.

...And while I'm doing that, I'll send him a note or card once in a while to remind him that he has real fans out there that respect and care about him....

So sweet. I am sure they will land on the same pile like the rest - bound for the trash. David Caruso is so busy screwing his way through LA that he hasn't time for baublery like that. Does he care that you care? Highly doubtful. But hey, whatever rocks your boat.

We don't know who this blogger is . We don't know her age. However, judged by the naivite of her article, we think early pre-teens. It seems David Caruso is only able to attract either complete nutcases like crazy tinker or naive "reality is not an option" fans like the poster above. What does that tell us about the man? Nothing good, that's for sure..
At least articles like this are always good for a laugh or two...LOL
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Source: http://truthtellerstvinsights.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year.html

David Caruso as vibrator?

Admittedly, we stole this delicious idea. Apparently, we know no shame...LOL

David Caruso as vibrator!

Inspired by the campy actor & made with his actual hair!

New (unused, purchased from manufacturer) silver bullet vibrator as base. Runs on 2 AA batteries (not included).

Intended for decorative purposes only.

This has paper maché, acrylic paints, india ink, epoxy and someone else's human hair on it -- none of these things belong in any part of your body, especially parts with mucous membranes. So don't shove up your nonobits.

Got it?

This is about 1" wide by 3" high.

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I can already see Tinkerbell, Vickimoon, Sarakanne and AD salivate with pleasure....

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Found on: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_2&listing_id=6612070