Showing posts with label Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy. Show all posts

Friday, January 16, 2009

Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy : WHAT A FOOL!!!

As usual, Tinkerbell aka Crazy Lacy made a complete fool of herself with one of her highly delusional rants.
What happened?
OK. Yesterday we found the following little ancedote by ThomG. on the Internet:
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ThomG on January 15 at 8:17 a.m.
I have a hard time taking seriously anything David Caruso appears in. We were classmates in High School, in Mr Egan's American History class. Dave was the class clown although I vied with him for the title. Every time I see him on television or in a movie, I picture the guy who did his only homework assignment of the year meticulously printed on a roll of Charmin, because Mr. Egan had told him that his work in the class was “Shlt”....
http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/hbo/2009/jan/14/grissom-depart-csi/
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We copied and pasted it to use it on our blog. In the meantime, the owner of the blog decided to write an article about it. He posted it TODAY. We decided to stick to the original post/comment.
Now crazy tinkerbell aka lacy - probably during one of her bipolar unmedicated spells - had nothing better to do than SLAM our article. Accusing US of lying . However, the bipolar one didn't check the facts first - which is always a mistake. As everyone with a bit of a brain clearly can see our post is a copy of ThomG's original post.

OUCH. OUCH. OUCH.

Our advice for tinkerbell aka crazy lacy: Take your meds sweetheart and stay away from the computer before you hurt yourself. The TRUTH? The truth is that Tinkerbell aka crazy lacy just made a COMPLETE FOOL of herself....LOL!!!!!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Nitwit Dojo - Huh?


What happens when someone overestimates her own importance?
What happens when someone has her head so high up David Caruso's ugly bony arse that she isn't able to differentiate between her hallucinations and reality anymore? Read and be amused...
A few days ago we wrote an article about Crazy Tinkerbell aka Lacyleanne. Somehow nitwit dojo must have come across it assuming that it can only be HER that is talked about . Can we all say DELUSIONAL?????
It also prompted her to deliver the following sorry excuse of writing which we have the pleasure to rip apart . As always, dojos hallucinations makes little sense:

Is she referring to moi? Assuming the answer's in the affirmative, we'll address this to her:Heidi, we assume you're referring to us:

WHO is Heidi? WHY should anyone refer to you? Do you see yourself as crazy and bipolar? Good. Maybe you are. LOL

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(a) How cute. You've once again boomeranged our tag for you; then tagged us (and David Caruso) with definitive terms applicable only to you.
HUH? How cute indeed. Does anybody really think anything you say has merrit? Does anybody really take anything you say seriously? Could you possibly be so narcissistic as to believe your readers don't read our blog as well? Wake up, nitwit .You're out on that floe alone.
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(b) You can't possibly be so delusional as to think we would read your blogs.
Sweetcheeks , we highly doubt anyone reads YOUR blog.

Who's Monroe? Since you defend him/her, we have to believe it's someone who mimics your despicable diatribe. Does he employ the same gutterspeak and pornographic photos?
DespĂ­cable diatribe? We are assuming you are talking about the crap that you post day in day out and that keeps us amused to no end.
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(c) No, Sweet Cheeks, no one walks on water, as you once believed David Caruso did. He is not a god, a saint, or a devil. We're not the obsessive one. We don't spend 24/7 either for or against.(d) As we've told you, and the internet world, ad nauseam, we're not here because of David Caruso.
No? You are drooling over that sorry excuse of a human being 24/7. Defending the douchebag and his bad reputation he is so well-known for. Desperately trying for some damage control - albeit with little to no success.
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(e) You're carrying on arguments with yourself.
We have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. However, we are always open to try new things.
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(f) We have to wonder who you obsessed over prior to David Caruso. He can't be your first. We suspect a long line of discarded psychotic attachments, from childhood forward.
The same here. We have to wonder who YOU obsessed over prior to "Heidemarie Schnitzer" (whoever that may be). We suspect a long line of discarded psychotic attachments, from childhood forward.

So sweetcheeks, it always pays to think before you start blabbering nonsense. Not that this is something new when it comes to you. Fact is you just made a complete fool of yourself. WE LIKE IT. Keep it up, old girl.. we like to make fun of stupid people...LOL!!!

PS: A few days ago KEYSER ripped dojo a new one. Great piece of writing: http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-keysers-existence-worthless-you.html

Monday, January 05, 2009

Crazy Tinkerbells Dilemma



Some people go trough life with a bag full of shit on their backs. Shit they just can't get rid of no matter how hard they try.
One prime example of such a "bag of shit" is Crazy Tinker aka Lacyleanne. Lacyleanne is bipolar and that shows in every piece of verbal dysentry that comes forth on her "I-am-an-old-mentally-ill-hag-but-i-got.the-hots-for-loser-David-Caruso"
True to her insane nature she chose to worship someone who is just as fucked up as herself. However, even complete loons like her have a lucid moment or two once in a while. In this very rare moments she desperately tries to find excuses for herself and - as laughable as it is - for Caruso's rotten attitude/behavior.
Like a true good Samaritan she'll attack everyone who doesn't think the old shitbag walks on water. Crazy tinkers latest vicitim: Monroe who has been doing a wonderful job on shedding light on Caruso's personality and the true nature of his "relationships" with the tarts he takes a roll between the sheets with.
In an futile attempt to get some attention from those who openly snub her - and there are many - she writes true tear jerkers like "A lot to love about the guy".
Honey, the only one who "loves a lot" about old dirtbag Caruso is YOU. And you are mentally ill. Hardly anyone wastes his time with inane ramblings like yours. So , sweet cheeks, take your meds and do something you actualy might be good at - like burying your head in the sand...LOL!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Bits and Pieces

Morning Ladies and Gents!
We think it is about time for a riddle and a bit of fun - because we can. Look at the picture. What do you think WHO/WHAT exactly this is?
  1. A very ugly dog
  2. Mentally ill Lacyleanne during one of her maniac spells? Before she takes her meds? Drooling over the latest David Caruso picture?
  3. David Caruso in the morning without make-up?

YOU'll be the judge. LOL!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Making Others Happy

Is there something I can do to delight another person today?It doesn't have to be big or spectacular.A simple message expressing how I feel about someone can be very powerful.
Now Tinkerbell I feel very "POWERFUL",and happy.

Open Letter To Crazy Lacy--The Bi-Polar Witch

Tinkerbell,you crazy old fool,you are out there stirring up shit ,I started to ignore you,but what the hell everyone likes for me to kick your ass,hon you don't have no shit for me,I am in a class that you will never achieve .I don't have to ask anyone to comment here,we have visitors and we appreciate each and every one of them.
Now back to business,you -crazy Tinker invited Jeannie and I to comment on your blog ,hell you requested it,that is the same as begging to me....I choose my friends very carefully,remember taking your grand-daughter shopping,both got your nails done,carried her home,her boyfriend was there,forgot all about you,you felt like a fly on the wall,she yells to her mom,your daughter you are there,they were in the bedroom watching t.v. with the dog,you haul your ass out of there ,because they might sic the dog on you,no wonder you are begging for friends.One question.Why would you invite me to comment on your site ?You said I was "ARTICULATE",now that don't say much for your sorry old crazy arse.Your man told you if you brought a gift for a $100.00 you better get one in return,so I really understand why you have to beg .Been over to Dojo's lately,gets ignored over there .Crazy Lacy we like it when you attack me/us our stats go up,our visitors/guests/fans don't visit to to see how articulate/illiterate I am,they come to hear me talk about the nasty,so crazy that just might be a ploy of mine,never never judge a book by it's cover,people don't give a shit about what you say about me,but hon,check back tomorrow and take a look at our stats,they like to see me kick your arse....right here,same place..as Dave says we never close,you old shithead,I like the picture you put up of me ,really now crazy Tinker even I did't know you would put up a picture of yourself,you are not only crazy but a damn fool to boot......p.s.'TINKERBELL I told you I don't do women,unless you have a big dick,you know I bet you do have a big dick,sorry but my man has one.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Crazy Tinkerbells Dysentry

Apart from being batshit crazy Tinkerbell finds herself virtually in a No-Mans-Land. Shunned by those who are wannabe know-it-alls of all things David Caruso (dojo, em et al.) and laughed at by US (Vixen, Jeannie and CUPCAKE) she desperately tries to get some attention. No matter how. No matter through what.
Since Crazy Lacy's rants are barely intelligible products of a highly disturbed mind visitors are rare and few. So to get at least a bit of attention Crazy Lacy aka Tinkerbell lately boasted on one of EM's non-sensical blogs:

".....knows that she is talking about. She has proof (?????) in ways you know nothing of. She has seen my Friends Only page where my Family Friend spills some goodies - goodies you will never have access to....."

Oh yes, those Family Friends who have no name and who don't want to be mentioned. Don't we know them all? We enlisted the help of a good friend (you rock, girl!) who took a look and - BIG SURPRISE! - those "goodies" are non-existent. They are not there. Just like we thought. All smoke and screen. Just the product of a sick bipolar mind....Girl, Girl......you really have to do better than that. It feels so good to be bad. Especially if those we make fun of are no match..LOL!!!
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Chill, Santa!



This video is for Jeannie the cool Canadian customer who just can't get enough of Christmas.
This video is for CUPCAKE the cool Southern Gal with the big mouth (that we all love so much).

This video is even for tinkerbell aka crazy lacy who has been hallucinating lately about fictional events and about giving David Caruso a blowjob. Go figure! Boy, those meds messed up her empty brain - but good!
After reading comments like "David Caruso is a man of standards" we had to run and puke into the next bucket! Argghhhhhh!!! The old bipolar gal must be either batshit crazy or really really desperate for some attention. We think it is BOTH.
Jeannie
- you really must send that old nutcase one of your famed
battery operated rubber Daves for Christmas and you'll win (crazed) fan for life....

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Hoppala! Tinkerbell!

Tinker is not only bat-shit-crazy and less then lucid most of the time. She also seems to be a very ignorant and uneducated person.
The Internet offers a great deal of information. Maybe crazy tinkerbell would be well advised to do a litte research .Time for tinkerbell to get her head out of Caruso's bony white arse before she makes a complete fool of herself (We all know reading educates!).....no, wait..... she already IS a complete fool...LOL

Vocable/Term: hoppala/hoppla (German)

Part of speech: Interjection

Basic linguistic knowledge: It is a loan word/English language: oops! First used in the middle of the 19th. century

Application: colloquial, for something unexpected, to define a little mishap or faux-pas. Most of the time it is used as a perphrasis for a word that one doesn't want to use (because it is rude or a swear word).

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Source: http://books.google.com.mx/books?id=NLdrC-clvQ8C&pg=PA356&dq=Herkunft+und+Ursprung++des+Wortes++Hoppala
Recommeded reading: http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-his-gift.html

Monday, December 08, 2008

"WTF"



My # 1 fan..before make-up,yeah yeah we know you thought she

was a fairy,the cat is out of the bag.(GIGGLES)this is what I think

of commenting on your blog..you crazy old weird-o.oh yeah you said you were crazy,not us...I really appreciate the free publicity..

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Bitch Is Back

On yes , mad as hell,ain't gonna take it anymore,shit if you want somrthing done do it yourself.
Left last week going to "RENO"with my man,finish up some business. All I asked for is to get my lappy ,put it in the car...nice trip there made good time..checks in ...everything is still going fine.
It were there(3) drivers,my sister,my man and myself,we didn't drive through,you see I have to small ones...a four (4) year old and a five(5) week old,so you know where I were going to be,that is the reason I needed my "LAPPY".It wasn't with there,I wasm't worried,it was still in the car,right......noooooooo, no one put it in the car,still at home sitting beside the door...o.k. I will use one in the office...nooooooo,They couldn't spare one ,well what is a woman to do,I asked where was the nearest office supply store,everyone had a different store in mind...I thanked them and got the hell out there before I lost the little self-control I had left,so back to the suite.
Watched a little T.V. nothing on...Sis asked me if I wanted to go down to the casino,I told her to go,I wouldn't have a good time ,strange place ,my little girl would whine ,fuss ,she has her dad on speed dial,thats one thing he taught her,oh baby ,I am smoking hot now and not for wanting to do the nasty.
My man come to carry us to lunch,I told that long ass bastard ,he none sis put my lappy in the car,asked him what am I to do,can't go or do anything,one baby holding to my skirt,the other one hanging on my jugs.
My man told me they were wraping it up by monday evening,good ,get plane tickets and carry my ass home, his dad and sis could drive the car home.
He told me he know what I needed, I looked at my man,I told him no fucking until I get back home ...maybe....I told him I might never fuck again.
Well I feel better ..and how were your day

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Bi-polar rants!

I found the following on Crazy Lacies aka Tinkerbells pathetic webpage. Ladies, get the bucket ready!
She talks about David Caruso and sexy. But that is not all. She connects those terms and forms sentences like: David Caruso is sexy.....

BARF....Take your meds Lacy you are making a fool of yourself!

Excerpt from the protocol of horror:

...David looks better at 52 than many, many men do at 35. He looks FABULOUS and just like a man I would love to cuddle up with. Here, at the beach (Miami?), he looks better than most men that age in trunks, bare-chested. He’s a good looking, sexy man -....
Sad to say - if you’re gonna judge people, it ought to be on something you understand because you obviously do not understand what is attractive and what isn’t. ....These pictures? very David, very handsome, very sexy, very fun and - yeah, i gotta say it again - eminently fuckable....