Octuplet Mom....The Saga Continues

Nadya Suleman wants more kids."WTF,"did I hear/read correctly?
I think so....Nadya is ignoring her mother's objections and the public .
outrage.The baby machine is giving her mom nightmares.Nadya's mom says she has nightmares that Nadya will have more babies.
Nadya couldn't cope with raising the first six and I had to step in...now I am worn out.
One doctor who had studied her case,but had not met her,says Nadya is addicted to having babies...and he doesn't think she can stop now unless she has her tubes tied.
The single mom began her baby farm while receiving disability benefit payments after being hurt during a riot at the mental hospital where she worked.
Nadya used frozen embryos she had with her former boyfriend to get pregnant almost every year.
Nadya says the man who contributed the sperm for her fourteen(14) children did so because he was in love with her.The man is now married.Nadya is convinced he still in love with her.Nadya says she could get him back at anytime...and could use him again as a sperm donor if she wanted.I for one think Nadya missed out on the fun /joy of making those babies.......stay tuned ....the saga continues........
http://jsouth@nationalenquirer.com/

Wolfgang doesn't like Heidi

It's hard to believe we live in a world where Heidi Klum could be considered fat, even by the most delusional. But a German fashion designer has decided to criticize Klum's healthy frame to Germany's BILD. Wolfgang Joop argued that Heidi doesn't have the body to be a model anymore, saying: "She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde--that is commercial!" Sigh.

You can bet it sounded a lot angrier in German. Heidi poses nude in March's GQ. While it's true that Heidi does not fit the standards established by the scowly, waifish Eastern Europeans that currently reign on the catwalk, Joop's criticism is unduly harsh. But at least it's straightforward, unlike the passive aggressive snotbomb launched by my favorite cranky fashion grandpa, Karl Lagerfeld: "I don't know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn't know who she is."

Haha, as if we care who Claudia Schiffer knows. (Claudia who?)

Heidi should just brush it off; she makes way more money than the anonymous welterweights designers like Joop and Lagerfeld apparently favor--especially now, when models are being forced to accept cut rates for shows....

(http://www.zimbio.com/Heidi+Klum/articles/808/First+Jessica+Simpson+Now+Heidi+Klum)

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We second that. We like Heid Klum - she may not be a runway model but she got LOOKS and BRAINS - which can't be said of everyone in this business. So...shut up, Wolfgang!

Octupussy goes online

It is getting weirder and weirder....

....Alert Congress, because America's favorite food stamp assisted, artificially inseminated, unemployed, Jolie-lipped loon mother of fourteen, Nadya Suleman, is looking for her very own bail out too ... from you!

Octopussy has created a website where people can make donations, leave comments or send items to her and her eight biblically named rugrats via her Los Angeles publicist.

Are press reps included in WIC? Let's hope the crazy doc/womb raider who implanted Octomom with all fourteen of her kids makes a hefty donation. But, regardless, whether you donate or not, one thing's for sure: We all support her! Right...(http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/11/octuplet-mom-what-a-tangled-web-she-weaves/)

What's next? Rent a baby? Octuplets sight-seeing in the PICU?......Everything for a quick buck. Come to think of...what about a trip to the next fertility clinic and try to get implanted with 10? I mean, if she can everybody can, right? Any takers?

Irresponsible!

A new chapter in the ongoing saga of Octupssy Nadja Suleman. Now her mother goes public and what she has to say is very interesting. Who would want 14 kids to live in a messy home like that ? We call that a "debacle in the making"....What will happen once the public interest all but dies down..

Body worlds

Gunther von Hagen is very controversial in his native country of Germany. His peers call his work unethical and provocative. We have visited one of the first exhibitions back in 1999. While we were impressed with the specimens our enthusiasm was curbed a bit by the knowlwedge that NOT ALL exhibits are donations. When short of bodies, Prof. Hagen goes to Chinese prisons and buys bodies of deliquents.
We were a bit crept out by the image of the dead pregnant woman and her unborn on display....but that's just us.

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Gunther von Hagens’ BODY WORLDS exhibits are the first public anatomical exhibitions of real human plastinates. They have been on display worldwide for ten years and so far, more than 26 million visitors have viewed the exhibits at venues in cities across Asia, Europe, the United States and Canada.
The exceptional success of the exhibits is to a great extent due to its educational value. They are structured in such a way that visitors experience it much as they would a three-dimensional textbook: anatomy as the foundation of the body is laid out in an educational and elucidating fashion. Visitors learn about the body’s functions; they also realize how highly sophisticated and beautiful, and yet how fragile the body is.
"The older I get, the more I realize that death is normal and that it is life that is exceptional," said Dr. von Hagens. "I hope this exhibition will encourage people to strive to live with inspiration every day throughout their lives."(http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html)

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Currently, one can visit those exhibitions in Tampa, Houston, London and Heidelberg(http://www.bodyworlds.com/en/exhibitions/current_exhibitions.html#BW_NorthAmerica)

Selling out

WE have been watching this clip several times. And every time Nadja Suleman appeared completely delusional to us. Raising 14 kids alone without any outside help? Good luck with that!:

....The octuplet’s mom, Nadya Suleman sat down for an interview with “Today” show’s Ann Curry. Another issue on Nadya Suleman is her appearance. It looks as if Nadya Suleman has had lots of plastic surgery. Check out the video below and judge for yourself!
The first part of Ann Curry’s interview with Octuplets Mom, Nadya Suleman aired Friday morning on “Today.”
Nadya Suleman told Ann Curry, “All I wanted was children.” Guess she got what she wanted huh?
She said she was implanted with six embryos with every IVF treatment, which had previously resulted in her six older children. Suleman believes two sets of twins are among the octuplets. The new babies remain in the hospital.
Nadya Suleman blames the public scrutiny of her situation being because she is a single mother. Suleman said she has not previously and will not accept welfare.
The babies are doing well but still in the hospital. They will be seen publicly for the first time on Monday’s “Today” show.
Many people are concerned about the ethics behind Nadya’s decision to have the embryos implanted when she already had six children. ....(http://stupidcelebrities.net/2009/02/06/octuplets-mom-nadya-suleman-interview-photovideo/)

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Video http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032600/

Vegas baby!

If it wouldn't have been for those pesky news reports a couple of high-payed managers plus their secretaries would have been able to spend a few days in Las Vegas' most luxurious resorts.

After all, what else is bailout money for? LOL:

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WASHINGTON - Wells Fargo & Co. abruptly canceled Tuesday a pricey Las Vegas casino junket for employees after a torrent of criticism that it was misusing $25 billion in taxpayer bailout money.
The company initially ended the trip after The Associated Press reported it had booked 12 nights beginning Friday at the Wynn Las Vegas and the Encore Las Vegas. But within hours, investigators and lawmakers on Capitol Hill had scorned the bank, and the company canceled.
The conference is a Wells Fargo tradition. Previous all-expense-paid trips have included helicopter rides, wine tasting, horseback riding in Puerto Rico and a private Jimmy Buffett concert in the Bahamas for more than 1,000 of the company's top employees and guests....

(Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28999671/)

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You can't be on good terms with a bad neighbour ...ops...a bad press

Cash cow

Okay, it is sad enough when parents fight over their kids. We think, BOTH should have the right to spend equally time with their kids.

However, in Britney Spears and Kevin Federlines case we think someone is getting damnified over and over again. Seriously people, who would pay his ex money to be able to travel with your own kids? This is so ridiculous....

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...Here's what we know. For weeks, Britney, K-Fed and Jamie Spears have been privately hashing out a plan to let the kids travel with Brit while she goes on tour. The plan is to have homes in three bases -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sean Preston and Jayden James would stay in one of these three bases and mom would commute back and forth while doing concerts in each region.And here's a fun fact. We've learned Britney will pay Kevin in excess of $4,000 a week for each week she's on tour. The way the deal goes... Brit would get K-Fed his own pad in each of the three bases and he wouldn't even have to show up to get the money! Why, you ask, would she pay him? You figure it out....

(http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/02/britney-will-cancel-tour-if-kiddies-cant-come/)

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Why Britney admitted that she married KFed for all the wrong reasons, we know that KFed maried Britney for one right reason - to cash-in on her...

Men-Flu!

A few facts every woman ought to know in case her hubby/BF - lo and behold - gets the flu:

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

2. Man-Flu is not ‘just a cold’. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a ‘Mild Girly Sniffle’ – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

4. Men do not ‘moan’ when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in.

5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it

6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off.

9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting ‘lady medicines’ like Lemsip, so don’t bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu.

10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying ‘Diagnosis Murder’ it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke’s voice has remarkable soothing powers.

Source: http://mitchieville.com/9611/man-flu-the-facts/

Not a FIRST FRIEND

Weren't we ALL EQUAL when history was made on January 20, 2009? By no means! Mariah Carey threw a hissy fit behind the scenes on Inauguration Day. Why? Read and wonder:

...SOME divas cling to their high-maintenance ways even at moments of historic national import. Mariah Carey, who performed at the Neighborhood Ball for President and Michelle Obama, was "furious" when she found out where she'd be seated for the inauguration. A spy said, "Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she'd be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn't, she bailed." .....(http://www.nikkibgoss.com/2009/01/mariah-carey-spoiled-brat.html)

Good to see that some people never lose focus on what really matters. Even on days like this: THEMSELVES.

A boy named Sue

Two parents, a cute kid, and a name that raises a lot of eyebrows. How far can parents go when naming their kids? Can they chose EVERY NAME THEY WANT - i.e. Osama bin Laden. George W. Bush - or are there regulations?

Apparently there are. At least in NJ where authorties didn't find any humor in the choice of a boys name:

...Adolf Hitler - the three year old, that is - is back in the news. According to New Jersey police, the state's Division of Youth and Family Services took Adolf and his two sisters, one-year-old Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and 8-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their parents' home Tuesday night.
Little Hilter and his parents got their first fifteen minutes of fame after a New Jersey supermarket refused to put his name on a birthday cake. Little Hitler's incredulous parents talked to the press about the ordeal in December....

(Article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/14/adolf-hitler-campbell-tak_n_157787.html)

Sorry folks, but WHO would name a child like THAT?

BEFORE the airbursh....

From D-listed:

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.....Below are more pictures that will make you want to sleep with the lights on tonight. And if you still haven't had enough, Hard Candy has many more with this came from. Oh and beware, there's a granny nip in one of these pictures. I also added some previews of Vadge with Jesus in W Magazine. Seriously, thank the gods for Photoshop. Thank them indeed..... (http://www.dlisted.com/node/30257)

There is a God after all. Madonna DOES age....

Quote of the month!

Oh my! Whom to rely on when you need a good healthy belly-laugh?

PARIS HILTON !!!

...The socialite and hotel heiress, 27, believes she and the Tomb Raider star are quite alike, and would probably get on well together.

"...I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her." (http://www.showbizspy.com/paris-hilton-i-have-a-lot-in-common-with-angelina-jolie-20090118)

Ahem, yes....Oh, sweet cheeks, you are not even close......

But you could publish a book titled " My most stupid comments" LOL.

Bring me some water!

WHO (or what) is THIS?
* A hobo
* Yeti
* Joaquin Phoenix

We can't decide which is worse- the front view of or the back view. When he took off his knit cap it became evident that his matted and unwashed hair is forming dreadlocks. Maybe he quit acting to become a musician because he figured rockstars don't have to bathe. Anyway, we're sure his female fans were jolted to see him looking like this when he performed at LAVO at The Palazzo in Las Vegas. Rumor has it he's planning to record with the British band The Charlatans.

(Source: http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/joaquin_phoenix/joaquin_phoenix_needs_a_bath_20090117.php)

What happened to the good looking actor we saw on "Gladiator" and "Walk the line"? Is it just us, or do we suddenly feel the need to scratch? YUCK!

Material girl

MADONNA naked?

MADONNA in explicit poses?

Yawn. Been there done that. However, some fans are willing to pay RIDICULOUS SUMS to get their hands on a MADONNA (PORN) NUDE SHOT:

....A nude photo of Madonna, taken before erotic songs and risque costumes catapulted her to superstardom, is expected to sell for at least $10,000, Christie's auction house says.Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session.

The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander's newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie's photography department.Humery said this week that six photos from the shoot were sold to Playboy and the one up for auction is "maybe the most explicit one." ....

(Article....http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/ny-etmadonn0117,0,3279454.story)

Note the difference: MADONNA got $ 25 for the picture. The photographer most likely will get $ 10.000...unfair world...Huh?

Girls of the Playboy Mansion

Seriously ladies, haven't we ALL dreamed about being one of Hugh Heffner's Playboy bunnies now and then? Haven't we all fantasized of having sex with the 85-year-old newspaper magnate? And aren't we all sad that those racy dreams never came true?

Don't fret. Looks like life in the Playboy Mansion is not all sex, drugs and rock'n' roll if Kendra Wilson, ex-girl of the Playboy Mansion, is to be believed:

..Life at the Playboy Mansion wasn't always a party, according to Kendra Wilkinson. As for sex ... well, she got it elsewhere.
"I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it," Hugh Hefner's 23-year-old ex tells Us Weekly.
The buxom blonde says "of course" she and the Playboy founder were intimate, but notes she often only saw him once a day - in passing.
"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," she said. Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age,like a healthy human being."...

(http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/01/14/2009-01-14_hugh_hefners_playboy_lifestyle_isnt_what.html)

Ouch! Looks like we have to search for another old dirtbag we can fantasize about....sigh....

Revenge of the tortured creatures

Everybody knows how import accessories are for heiress Paris Hilton. Be it people, animals or handbags. Everything will do.

We wondered what would happen if one of those mentioned above would decorate themselves with Paris Hilton?

We think, we like the image....LOL

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Ewwwww...no

People hook up for different reasons. Sometimes it is LOVE. Sometimes, it is because opposites attract. AND sometimes it is just GROSS. Like the following (if true):

.....Add this to the ‘eewwww gross’ file. What the hell is Lindsay Lohan thinking???? I totally understand going out to find a hot guy to hook up with after months of pretending to be a lesbian…but Sean Penn??? Really Lindsay Lohan? Really?
He’s an old crazy uber-liberal grandpa!
Lindsay and Gramps were spotted together last month after Sam and LiLo had a falling out, and again last week at Nobu after the official break up.
Again. Ewwww Gross....(Source: http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/lindsay-lohan-hooks-up-with-sean-penn/)

Isn't Lindsay supposed to be a LESBIAN?

And SEAN PENN...could you find someone more....stable...

It's permanent

This is kind of sad.

Imagine , you are 28-years-old , own millions of dollars and your father can legally tell you what to do.

Okay, thanks to Jamie Spears Britney got her career back on track, is regularily taking her medicine and is behaving like a normal human being again.To keep it that way Britney obviously needs permanent observation:

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"Britney Spears' dad Jamie has officially been handed legal and permanent conservatorship over the singer's estate almost a year after he was first put in charge of his daughter's affairs.
Jamie Spears was made a co-conservator of his daughter's legal, financial and personal dealings in February following a public breakdown in which the singer was entered into hospital to undergo a mental evaluation..........

According to "Access Hollywood," the documents also state that Jamie Spears will have full power, even over who visits and befriends his daughter, saying that he has "the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means." (Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=34290)

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We are not a Spears-fan, however we can imagine that this must suck....especially since Britney stated in a recent video-interview that she doesn't like the conversatorship at all. Poor rich girl...

The world according to Lilly Allen

Really people, you all are so wrong! You always write about the BAD SIDES of using drugs. But there are GOOD SIDES too...

No, we don't have lost our mind.

We are just repeating what one LILLY ALLEN - an English singer-songwriter - recently has been telling a renowned newspaper:

...Criticising the ‘hysteria’ around cocaine, she told Word magazine: “The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true.
“I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work.
“But we never hear that side of the story.
“I wish people wouldn’t sensationalise it.
“Some people are just bad at taking drugs"....

(For the whole article please got to: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2104719.ece)

Bizzare. Too young? Too stupid? Or just another brainless bimbo?

A day later Lilly Allen rushed to explain that of course, she did not believe in drug use. A little bit too late, we think. The damage is already done. If she carries on like that we predict that Lilly Allen may end up like Amy Whinehouse.