Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Resolutions? I Don't Think So
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)
10. Read less.
9. Gain some weight - at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV - All the crap you wouldn't watch last year.
6. Procrastinate more - but think it over first.
5. Drink - then drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious
3. Spend more time doing absolutely nothing
2. Stop bringing lunch from home - eat out more and eat bigger portions
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking, gambling or just eating junk food.You might even give some thought to becoming a sex addict.
You can do it. Call upon your inner strength, your will power and you can keep every resolution on this list.
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I will make some resolutions this year, the ones I will make is :
ReplyDelete#'s 3--4--7--8--10.
Number nine, I don't need to make a rasolution for it [giggles] my PIC is making sure I gain the weight, she know I love to cook and she keep coming up with all these good recipes.
The recipes for the immune system is the best.
Hey...PIC
ReplyDeleteI will meet you on the Garrido post.
I haven't made my resolution yet.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll try to be more patient.