How To Beat Tiger ?? "Elin Uses A 9 Iron" WTF

Tiger Woods is facing a staggering billion-dallor divorce drama after he was left unconscious following a blistering fight with his jealous wife, amid shocking charges of infidelity, say sources. Swedish blonde Elin Nordegren,29, came out swinging with a golf club - shattering the rear window of Woods Cadillac Escalade SUV as he tried to escape her fury at 2:25 a.m, sources say. Woods,33, slammed his vehicle into a fire hydrant at the end of the driveway of his $2.4 million estate at the ritzy Windermere community near Orlando on November 27, and smashed into a tree in a neighbor's yard. Within hours it was alleged Woods sustained his injuries at the hands of his angry wife. The couple - were fighting over reports that the world's greatest golfer was seeing another woman.
According to TMZ.com, Woods told a source that his wife confornted him about the cheating scandel, the argument got heated and according to our sources, Elin scartched his face up, reports the web site. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV - but Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she strck the vehicle several times with the club. One pro-golf source in Florida says, "Elin was an au pair and married to the biggest earner in the sport. If she believes Tiger was cheating , it will cost him one way or another - a fortune to keep her happy, or a fortune to divorce her. Either way, Elin is in a win-win situation.The ugly confrontation took place just 2 days after The National Enguirer reported Tiger has been fooling around with the New York party girl, Rachel Uchitel, a 34-year-old brunette with a per for dating married celebs. Friends of Rachel says she's been telling people she's having a jet-set liaison with Tiger that begun in June in New York and has played out in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Australia.
After the car crash, Woods was reportedly unconscious for six minutes and found lying in the street with his wife hovering over him . A published report says Elin had two(2) clubs - but why she emerged with the golf clubs at all wasn't clear. Woods was rushed to the hosiptal with lacerations to his face and lips, and blood in his mouth, although police first described his condition as "serious" he was released a few hours later and described as in "good condition."Initially friends wondered if Tiger cracked up his car and battered his face because of painkillers he might have been taking for an injury - before it was alleged his wife went on the attack. Everyone , who has ever picked up a golf club is talking about what happen to Tiger - it's the talk of the 19th holes across America, says the golf pro. "Most people think Elin and Tiger had a knock down drag out fight, and she picked up a club and chased him out the house. "Now all the talk is about divorce." The other woman, Rachel, says she never had a fling with Tiger, despite it being completely untrue, it still must certainly have cause problems at home - If I was his wife, I probably would have killed him."
My spin on this crap: Rachel hired legal eagle "Gloria Allred" to dismiss the explosive report that she was Tiger's "other woman". If Rachel wasn't guilty why would she need a veteran troubleshooter the caliber of "Allred"? Tiger's well on his way to becoming the first billionaire icon - I guess he has a pernup, but with or without Tiger loses big time. But with his clean-cut , family image at stake, a divorce is the last thing he should want. When you play, you will have to pay. Wonder what Rachel thinks now about her Tiger? There' about 11 women that caught her "Tiger" by the tail at last count. To be continued:
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