"Choosing Sides"

Listen up all you fans girls of "DAVID CARUSO."

You picked this fight....We will finish it for you.What's your problem?Whatever it is ,you won't find it here.You ran your old sorry arse over to "KEYSER'S",found out he had a mind of his own.You,"SARA",invaded his space.You were a guest there.

You were not invited,yet still he made you welcome.You and only you,abused his kindness by attacking him for having an open forum...Keyser tried to explain to you he knew nothing

of what you were talking about.All your ranting about "HEIDEMARIE SCHNITZER"fell on deaf ears...Oh,he was being

such a gentleman.He is world class.But you think you are so smart.

Something you and the other nuthouse residents don't understand,he was telling you real nicely, to fuck the hell off.

"KEYSER"respects himself and others around him,if they let him.

I don't like what you and your buddies stand for.You claim to be mothers/grandmothers...poor excuse on both counts.You all are despicable human beings,to put the little girl's picture

all over over your web sites.It goes to show that you are far more dangerous than this "SCHNITZER" woman/man,you say is David Caruso's stalker.

Let me enlighten you "SWEET-CHEEKS".How would you feel if the little girl was your family?Do you really know for a fact that you have the right child? Just smoke and mirrors,huh?I told you,you old washed -up has been,I choose my friends very carefully.That is my privilege.I understand why you and the others are so crazy.You didn't get enough hugs growing up.Well,you won't get any here.

Crazy old David Caruso fan-girls,I think it is down to about 9 or10 maybe.Way to go .People are beginning to think for themselves.Now fan-girls, the picture says it all.Cute little arse,huh?I know you are drooling Sara,you silly old witch.Oops I meant "BITCH",

Fun in the sun in the sea 2

Oh, please!
After we had to see Donatella Versace in a Bikini last week with her skin slipping South we thought we had seen it all. That it couldn't get any worse.

However, today we were proven wrong.

Fact is it can.

Look at the picture and watch Amy Whinehouse doing a Michael Jackson.

Obviously, Amy's cake is itcing. Sometimes, simple things like a hot shower and some soap can produce relief...

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Source:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/jacko-to-wino-that-pose-is-copyrighted/

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(Click on picture to enlarge!!!)

International Disturbed People's Day

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

I don't care if you lick windows

Carry a blanky

Talk to your little friend who lives in your

pocket

Take the special bus

Occaisonally pee on yourself

You hang in there Sunshine

You're friggin special.

And what have you been making,during craft

hour,in the common room?....hmmmmm

Life is short.Break the rules.Never regret anything that made you laugh.

Hook, Line and Sinker - A LIAR EXPOSED

As a rule, articles always should be as factual as possible. Especially if one uses said article o insult/attack another blogger. Never a polite thing to do. Be nice to others and others will be nice too. Common sense.
However, things can get a tad embarrassing (for the one who attacks) if the attacked blogger strikes back in a way the attacking blogger never would have anticipated... LOL

Sara (aka sarakanne) always has taken certain liberties with the truth. That is nothing new. However, with her latest article she took it a tad too far. Keyser - a renowned blogger and far more intelligtent and literate than sara ever will be - exposed sara as what she is: A LIAR!

....The on-going theater of the absurd known as “Caruso and Me and Everyone Else on the Planet” gets more and more ridiculous. “The Stalker Chronicles of Vixen hater and Caruso defender Sara has posted a lot about Keyser’s http://mitchieville.com/2009/01/caruso-and-heidimarie-and-keyser-and-dojo/ posts about http://mitchieville.com/2008/12/caruso-and-me-and-keyser/ this situation, and has managed to fuck everything up (and insult Keyser and, implicitly, The Mayor into the bargain). First, in a post with some other crap in it we get this.....

For the rest of the highly amusing and interesting article please go to:
http://mitchieville.com/2009/01/keyser-falsely-accused-and-mitchs-existence-impugned/

Ouch! Looks like sara is way over her head with this one...

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Sara(kanne) LOST big time....

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Recommended reading:

http://mitchieville.com/

http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/

BEING A WOMAN IS BETTER

Women have the advantage over men.Sometimes it doesn't feel that way,but it's true.After all,we were allowed to get off the Titanic first.

*We have enough sense to realize,the best way to get out of being lost is to ask directions.

*There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.If the chocolate doesn't cover it,a little shopping will take up the slack.

*A few well timed tears could get us out of a speeding ticket or make our partner surrender completely in an argument.

*If the tears don't work,showing a little thigh or cleavage still has power in this jaded age.Cleavage on a guy means he's a plumber.

*Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance,retirement funds,savings bonds,whatever.

*We look cute in our boyfriend's clothes but they look pretty ridiculous in ours.

*We don't look like a frog in a blender,when dancing.

*We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

*Hey,we get free drinks ,free dinners,free movies.

ARE YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE????

*We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

*A new pretty colour lipstick or nail polish can make our day.

*We can forget to shave without it showing.

*We can congratulate a team-mate without touching her butt.

*We can conceal our zits.

*We don't have to touch our privates from time to time to make sure they're still there.

*If we're dumb,some guys actually find it cute.

*We have the ability to dress ourselves.

*We can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked.

*We'll never regret piercing our ears.

*We can assess a person's personality and character by their wardrobe,shoes and jewelry.

*if we marry someone twenty years younger,we know,we look like an idiot.

*We can find our beverage at a party by the lipstick mark.

I CAN GIVE YOU A THOUSAND MORE EXAMPLES,BUT I THINK YOU GET IT.'ROCK ON SISTERS!!!!'

Kids!

They make us laugh, the make us cry and sometimes we are stunned speechless by their infinite wisdom..

A few years ago my daughter was crazy about her Nitendo DSDS console. She spend every free minute working that thing. She would never go anywhere without it. When asked what she wanted for her birthday it was always a Nitendo DSDS game.

It was a few days past Christmas. While shopping for groceries she had descovered that the store had a DSDS-game for sale she had seen on TV.She asked me if we could buy the game, please? (Despite the fact that Santa had brought her already 3 games).

I told her next week. And that I didn't have the money right now. (Those games sell for 40 bucks a piece!)

She looked at me , shrugged and said matter-of-factly: "Then go to the ATM and get some!"

LOL!

Oh well, the world would be a great place if things would be that easy, wouldn't it? Bless her spunk...

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An equally spunky kid:

http://notesfromthecouch.blogspot.com/2009/01/starbucks-hook-em-early.html

God help naive people!

What better way than to start the new year with a good healthy bellylaugh with a dash of sarcasm? Ready?

Okay... when we woke up this morning we came across this little heart-warming article:

.... The first of these is that I am not going to watch any tabloid TV shows such as TMZ, Entertainment Tonight, etc and I'm not going on their websites either. I already don't by the supermarket tabloids, so I don't have to worry about resolving to cut them out of my life. If no one is watching their shows, going on their websites, and buying their magazines, then there will be no need for the paparazzi to hound celebrities. But, as I have learned, the networks pay close attention to the ratings, and if a show doesn't bring in the ratings, they get cancelled. If a website isn't getting the hits the owners want, why would they pay for the domain name? If magazines aren't selling, why would the publishers want to print them?...

Honey, we are sure TMZ, NE, Globe, Entertainment Tonight etc are doing so well that they will survive without you and the five readers you may have. But keep on dreaming.

...And while I'm doing that, I'll send him a note or card once in a while to remind him that he has real fans out there that respect and care about him....

So sweet. I am sure they will land on the same pile like the rest - bound for the trash. David Caruso is so busy screwing his way through LA that he hasn't time for baublery like that. Does he care that you care? Highly doubtful. But hey, whatever rocks your boat.

We don't know who this blogger is . We don't know her age. However, judged by the naivite of her article, we think early pre-teens. It seems David Caruso is only able to attract either complete nutcases like crazy tinker or naive "reality is not an option" fans like the poster above. What does that tell us about the man? Nothing good, that's for sure..
At least articles like this are always good for a laugh or two...LOL
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Source: http://truthtellerstvinsights.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year.html