WTF? PMS reminder

ROFLMAO....earlier this week we made fun of men and the way they behave when life-threatening flu plagues them.
Today we have some advice for men how to handle us women ...or at least a website called http://pmsbuddy.com/:

....If you're tired of female mood swings, and handy on the Interwebs, perhaps there is a website that can help you.With the motto "Saving relationships one month at a time," PMSbuddy.com allows you to set up reminders to let you know when the women in your life are having their time of the month. And ladies -- you can set up alerts to let all your friends know when your bitch level is set to Defcon 1. When Al Gore invented the Internet, this is probably what he had in mind.

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/31/now-this-is-a-bloody-good-site/

Seriously, people...

The horror continues!

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Oh, Donatella, couldn't you have worn a bikini-top? Do we really have to see this? Woman, you run one of the most renowned fashion labels in the world and then you create one fashion faux-pas after the other?

There is nothing wrong with aging. We ALL do. However, most of us don't run around topless thus creating an image we very well could do without. We sincerely hope that there were no children around when you posed like that. If yes, they might be in despearte need for therapy by now...

(http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-25-donatella-versace-topless#more-42090)

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Also see: http://funtobebad.blogspot.com/2008/12/fun-in-sun-in-sea.html

Free swinging...

We like Arnold Schwarzenegger. We really do. When he first arrived at Venice Beach, California, he had only 20 bucks in his pocket and a head full of dreams. Now thirty years later , he is the Governor of Cah-lee-for-nee-ah.
Way to go, Arnold....
Uhm....just one thing...would you please put on some UNDERWEAR next time you step out? We ALL know you are one big boy. But there is really no need to visualize it....LOL

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/07/arnold-yeah-im-free-free-ballin/

Nightcrawler

WASTED AMY WINEHOUSE is reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her. Bizarrely Amy, who has fought addictions to drugs and alcohol, is at the posh Le Sport Spa on the sunshine isle of St Lucia for a HEALTH KICK.
Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings. But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool. Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff. ...

(Article: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece)

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Looks like Wino is doing "a Britney" and desperately needs intervention. Wino is not the first celeb turned alcoholic who goes to extremes to get their daily fill. She is in good company - Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Nolte, Joaquin Phoenix, David Caruso just to name a few .

Cameltoe!

We read about it in gossip magazines. We see pictures...

but WHAT exactly is a "Cameltoe"?

According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe):

....Cameltoe is a slang term that refers to the outline of the female labia majora when seen through tight, form-fitting clothes. Cameltoe commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothes, such as jeans, shorts, hotpants, or swimwea. However, some fashion analysts have also identified clothing design as a cause, rather than its size. Cameltoe may thus be exacerbated by Jeans or other garments with a tight central seam that serves to divide the labia majora.....

SEXY? NO, not really. Sometimes it pays to wear underwear...LOL

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Pictures:

http://origin.www.scandalist.com/2008-12-21/top-celebrity-cameltoe-moments/

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Fun in the sun in the sea 2

Oh, please!
After we had to see Donatella Versace in a Bikini last week with her skin slipping South we thought we had seen it all. That it couldn't get any worse.

However, today we were proven wrong.

Fact is it can.

Look at the picture and watch Amy Whinehouse doing a Michael Jackson.

Obviously, Amy's cake is itcing. Sometimes, simple things like a hot shower and some soap can produce relief...

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Source:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/01/03/jacko-to-wino-that-pose-is-copyrighted/

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Fun in the sun in the sea

Dear Donatella Versace,
...we know you are past sixty (with the exception of your boobs). We know you have given the world a lot of beautiful clothes to wear. After all, Versace is a big name in the fashion industry - mostly thanks to you.
But honey, do we realy have to see you LIKE THIS?
A bit of tan is beautiful, but not the distinctive leathery look your skin has taken on. Ever heard of sunscreen, vaseline or - gasp - skin cancer?
We are sure you know about very fashionable foulards one can tie around ones hip so that things are not turning out as hard on the eyes as on this picture.
Thank you!