A Day Off : "Are You Kidding Me ?"

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work, there are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two (2) days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available .
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee breaks that accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave, this leaves you only 20 days available for work,we are off for five (5) holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.
We generously give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off !
My spin : Here's a little humor to make your day...my husband has this saying framed and in his office in plain view for all employees to see...now you can understand why I don't work for him....if I worked for him and asked for a day off and he points at his sign, well folks I would just have to fire his long 'a**.'
Kicking back having fun and poking fun at my man [giggles].