"The Whizzinator is an easy to conceal urinating device,with a very realistic prosthetic penis.It is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time and has been extensively tested and proven to work under real life conditions.When used with our organic heat pads,the Whizzinator is guaranteed to maintain body temperature for eight hours.Our quality prodution and materials assure you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again,anywhere,any time you need it."
That is the advertisement used by the two men who have been selling this device.
Why would anyone want a Whizzinator?Why,to fake a urine test when being tested for drugs,of course.It comes with fake urine and pops negative when tested for illegal substances.
The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology,which for three years sold the Whizzinator and related products,highly successfully.
Athletes;people in companies that randomly test employees;anyone applying for a job that requires a test prior to hiring,have successfully used this product.
The two men,who called themselves the" undisputed leaders in synthetic urine",have been busted and could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
Maybe,when they are released,since they have a warehouse full of penises,they could diversify and try a different market......HA!
