The Profound Philosophy of Canadian Men

Two men are fishing quietly and consuming a few beers.

They contemplate the beauty of a northern spring morning.

In a hushed voice, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly ,thoughtfully sipping his beer then says softly, "You better give that some more thought, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."