The Genie

A man and his wife were having an argument. Suddenly, the husband picked up a bottle lying near him and threw it at her.The bottle flew past his wife and crashed through the living room window of his new neighbor's house,scattering shards of glass everywhere.

Both husband and wife were very embarrassed and went to apologize to the neighbor.Upon reaching the house,they found a young man sitting on a couch with a smile on his face.

Before the couple could say anything,the man said,"I am a genie. I was imprisoned in that bottle for many centuries. You have set me free,so I grant you three wishes.Wish for anything you desire and it shall be fulfilled. All I ask is that you grant me one wish in return.

The couple was so happy,they didn't think twice and presented their wishes.
"I want millions of dollars in my account,"the husband said.
"Done,"said the genie.
"I want diamonds and emeralds and rubies,enough to fill a vault,"said the wife.
"Done,"said the genie.
"I want mansions and villas all over the world,"said the husband.
"Done ,"said the genie.

Now it was the genie's turn to wish."So,"the genie said,"I have fulfilled all three wishes.You must grant me mine.I have not slept with a woman in hundreds of years.All I want is one night of passion with your wife."
The couple was troubled, but the husband explained that it was only a genie,after all,not a real man.Besides, the genie had done so much for them.The wife finally consented.

The genie and the wife had a wonderful night of unbridled lust.

Finally, in the morning, the genie said,"thankyou sweet lady for the passion you showed me."

"By the way,how old is your husband?"
"Why,he is thirty-five."
"My God,"said the genie."Thirty-five and he still believes in Genies. Heh heh."