Good Girl Mikela

Hawaii is well known for it's beautiful beaches and sparkling water,but the islands got just a bit lovelier,thanks to the honesty of 11 year old Mikela Mercier.
Mikela found the ultimate bargain at a Salvation Army
Thrift Shop on the Big Island of Hawaii .She picked up an old copy of a Richard Simmons workout videotape,opened the case and discovered,wedged in with "Sweatin to the Oldies",$1000 in $100 bills.
Mikela showed her mother the cash and said they needed to notify the store.The proud mom said her daughter knew the money rightfully belonged to the Salvation Army and that it would go to help people who really needed it.
Somewhere,Richard Simmons is welling up.

Things You Wish hadn't Happened Last Year

Well,it's a brand new new year.You can put aside all those embarassing moments of last year and move on.But,now and then,you have to wish,they had never happened at all.

*A lady forgot to set the parking brake on her brand new car.So,you see,a convertible does not keep water out.

*An avid fan handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant in Amsterdam at a premiere.The police had to be called get the cuffs off.They took their time,and Hugh was pretty peeved and embarassed.

*The highly publicized meltdown of David Hasselhoff.

*We've always wanted to know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.Maybe one of those kids will talk.The poor man couldn't stop playing his bagpipes,to tell them to go away.

*A tennis player at a prestigious tournament loses her knickers.

*President Bush did not know the cameras were rolling.He was trying to be funny.NOT!

Free swinging...

We like Arnold Schwarzenegger. We really do. When he first arrived at Venice Beach, California, he had only 20 bucks in his pocket and a head full of dreams. Now thirty years later , he is the Governor of Cah-lee-for-nee-ah.
Way to go, Arnold....
Uhm....just one thing...would you please put on some UNDERWEAR next time you step out? We ALL know you are one big boy. But there is really no need to visualize it....LOL

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Source: http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/07/arnold-yeah-im-free-free-ballin/

Nightcrawler

WASTED AMY WINEHOUSE is reduced to crawling up to holidaymakers and grabbing their drinks — after fed-up resort staff refused to serve her. Bizarrely Amy, who has fought addictions to drugs and alcohol, is at the posh Le Sport Spa on the sunshine isle of St Lucia for a HEALTH KICK.
Each day seems to start with good intentions as she limbers up with yoga-style stretches before swinging into action on exercise rings. But by lunchtime bikini-clad Amy is relaxing with a drink on the beach or even openly smoking joints by the pool. Come nightfall and she is hitting the bottle with pals — despite the booze ban agreed by her management and staff. ...

(Article: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2127807.ece)

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Looks like Wino is doing "a Britney" and desperately needs intervention. Wino is not the first celeb turned alcoholic who goes to extremes to get their daily fill. She is in good company - Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Nolte, Joaquin Phoenix, David Caruso just to name a few .

Naked - A new form of torture!

We know making fun of this matters is a bit odd. However, we can't help but smirk when reading about the latest allegations of torture commited by Americans in Guantanamo:

...Susan Crawford, who oversees the tribunals for terror suspects at the US base in Cuba, said she believed the interrogation of Saudi national Mohammed al-Qahtani (supected 9/11 co-conspirator) amounted to torture.

After his capture in Afghanistan, Qahtani was subjected to 48 days of torture from November 2002 to January 2003, usually lasting 18 to 20 hours.

* He was stripped naked in front of female interrogators,

* Subjected to extreme cold

* Subjected to loud music

* Was led around a room naked on a leash and told to perform dog tricks

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(Article can be found: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4241136/Guantanamo-suspect-was-tortured-admits-US-official.html)

So, they are all fierce terrorists ready to bomb the Western world into oblivion, but claim being stripped naked in front of women is torture? No kidding...

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ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

Watch this video.It's funny as heck.I like Jeff Dunham.

Down But Not Out-I will Live To Fight Another Day

Oh my goodness....what is a bad girl to do.....well I tell you what,I will
just hop over this crap.
I will rant and raise hell as long as I see fit.
Maybe you don't like my style,who cares...not I...I'm coming into my own....
The Pardners in Crime..you can bet your sugar tits...choochie or your dangle we are here to stay.You knock us down,we get up,just like the energizing bunny,we just keep going and going(GIGGLES)I know you get my drift.I will share with you one off my favorite saying..I quote
(Looking like a winner..."Regardless of how you feel inside,always try to look like a winner.Even if you are behind,a sustained look of control and confidence can give you a mental edge that results in victory" by ARTHUR ASHE.