Things That Make Me Go..HMMMM

Do we really expect one little human being to clean up the mess created by legions of idiots?

HMMM...The four stages of a man's life,perhaps?

My idea of extreme stress.

Gives a whole new meaning to Mom's warning,"Don't go near the water."

This is a damn good invention,but how does it fold up?...HMMM

HMMM...No,I don't believe it.

A naturally occuring rock formation?HMMM...I don't think so.

HMMM...Perhaps his great,great grandfather really was a very horny chimp.

An actual restaurant sign.I don't know what it is supposed to symbolize.

I have my own ideas....HMMM

A Redneck Way of Life

A redneck bass boat.

The new redneck weather station
The latest model of redneck chopper A redneck barbeque grill
A redneck yacht
Redneck horseshoes
If I have offended any rednecks,well......hey.

To Much To Soon

Well let me tell you what I meant about to much to soon.....I have five (5) brothers/three(3) sisters...therefore you can understand why I like doing the nasty ...(GIGGLES) it's in the blood.

I met my ex. husband when I was about eighteen(18) his sister was married to my youngest brother...which is ten(10) years my senior,I was trying out for a play that "Tom"(not his real name)wrote and was directing,the city has always been strong in "arts/entertainment" we have a lot of celebrities from our state.....some very famous,some not so much.Tom and I married,my daddy didn't think to much of him,I was in love with love so to speak...but the truth be known I was just a horny little bitch...I was always taught when you marry,you just boink your husband.

Ron had a cousin that was in a T.V. series that was going good,he was doing bit-parts in movies..Tom sent some scripts to some studios...they liked his scripts...off to Los Angeles,Ca. ...Boy it felt good to know Ron was going to make it ...he worked so hard...we was both young....everyone said I was old for my age,I think they was right ,I have always known where I wanted my life to go...we fitted in very quickly...to quick for me...it really is a dog eat dog business...a lot of times if you are not careful you will sell your soul to the devil just to get a head....everything was find for about five(5) years ...so I thought. Ron had started doing drugs/womenI confronted him about it ...he denied it of course.....during that time we started going to AA meeting,that is where I met Margaret(david caruso)ex. wife.....Tom seems to be doing better,I still didn't trust him,I told him if I catch something ,my daddy/brothers would kill his shit (giggles) .....don't get me wrong ...Tom is a good man ,a lot of people just can't handle fame/money.....I went home for a visit.....I return back to L.A. three days early.....no Tom,call around no one heard/seen him,now that was strange....four hours later Tom walks in,the S.O.B. started lying through his fucking teeth.....I didn't realize how bad Tom was on drugs...I knew he was drinking heavy....about three(3)days later I come home ...I find Tom and a woman in my bed going at it like to wild dogs.....his naked ass was in the air just pumping...the fools didn't know I was there...got my skillet ,started whipping his ass...I whacked her ass a couple of times,they both locked themselves in the bathroom.....I called the police and told them there was two(2) crazy people in my house...well Tom says I bust his nuts,I know I bust their ass and boy did it feel good.....the last time I seen him ..I couldn't help laughing......got my divorce/money come home got a good man,two babies,so your life is your own,to can make it the best you can...or you can just wallow in shit...your choice...but hey that's just me.

Out of Bad Comes Good

Troubled times can bring out the best in people or the worst in people.In this case it's the former.Because of the economic slump,someone had to be let go from the two man computer department at a small South Carolina College.
Mike Camp,father of four young kids,including an autistc son,prayed it wasn't him.It didn't look good for Mike,as his co-worker,Ralph Hanahan, had seniority.
Mike had only been on the job for eleven years and Ralph had been there for 22.
Then Ralph did a wonderful thing;he gave up his job so that his friend would be spared his.
"I can get through this better than you",he told his friend."I don't want your family to make this sacrifice - you need the money for your kids,and Aaron's therapy."
Mike and his wife Lorrie can't get over the extremely generous act of kindness."No one has ever been that kind to us.It's an incredible sacrifice,but that's the kind of guy Ralph is."
"We have had to convert a room for Aaron's therapy.We have to hire therapists and buy books and gadgets.It would be a devastating blow to lose my job and my medical insurance right now."
"Ralph insisted on doing this.He told me,"I love your family and they are so vulnerable."Ralph is very fond of little Aaron."
The college accepted his resignation and within days Mike was helping his friend pack his belongings.They hugged and Mike thanked him from the bottom of his heart,both of them in tears.Ralph was 55 years of age and out of work with few or no prospects in sight.Mike watched Ralph drive away for the last time and wondered what was in store for his loyal friend.

There are still good people in the world.It's important for us to remember that.

INSPIRATION

"WTF" Who Are you Really?????

That's a question we are asking ourselves .We know you as Vixen and we fondly called you Vix.You have so many aliases.We knew of Heidemarie....now another name has come forward..."GABRIELE HUBER".As partners in crime,we could feel the deep hate you had for DC.We also believe it was about an autograph.Never in our wildest dreams did we believe you offered yourself to him.After you joined us on this blog,you got more mellow ...you still had your hate going on for Dave ...but not quite as hateful...I think Jeannie had a lot of calming influence on you.Me I cared a great deal about you also.I really liked butting heads with you...We truly hope they treat you well old friend.You were starting to open up a little bit to us.....I hope you remember what Jeannie said to you....you need "FAITH"....you are a very troubled woman,in need of much medical help...Your problems started a long time ago.You may be all the things they are saying....we all know hate can ruin your life.Vix get the help you need...

Find faith...ask those you have wronged to forgive you,but most of all you need to forgive yourself Take this time to heal.Write that book we all talked about.Write it down ,read it and maybe you can see where the problems lay.

Vix, if I ever have the opportunity to talk to you again,I want to know why DC?You know about his history with women.So in closing Vix...they are saying you need pshychotherapy .Heal and get well.But hey that's just me..Take care friend..get the help you need...put the hate in a box and bury it deep...never to be dug up again....

A Song For a Winter's Night

A nice Canadian song by a nice Canadian girl

Sarah McLachlan.

CLICK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXYctUPJns