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Ladies,if you have to leave town for a few days and you just don't trust your boyfriend/husband,buy this foolproof, men's penis cage.It can only be opened with a custom Allen wrench,which you carry with you.There is no way he can succumb to temptation.

The top illustration shows how to make a character,from a picture of your guy's penis.Specifically,for those who have way too much time on their hands.

I think it looks a bit like Chris Noth.

Love and best wishes,from the Porn Queen.