1. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.2. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
3. Atheism is a non prophet organization.
4. No matter how much you push the envelope it will still be stationary.
5. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.He acquired his size from too much pi.
6. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
7. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
8. A man who survives mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran.
9. Do not join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects.
10. When cannibals eat missionaries,they get a taste of religion.
11. Even if a man knows how to juggle,he has to have the balls to do it.
12. If two silk worms had a race, they would inevitably end up in a tie.
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