Bit of Fun...Eyeball Engineering

Eyeball Engineering

Your guess will be recorded when you let up on the mouse.

This is for all of the frustrated engineers out there.

There always seems to be a guy who can look at

something and tell you that a line or an angle is off.

Now you can try your skill at using "Your eyeball".

Your score comes up after 3 rounds. Fun!!!

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MY FAVORITE PHOTO BOMB

BIRTHDAY CAKE SENT TO EX HUSBAND

Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg, 
 
'Hello?'

 'Hi honey. 
This is Daddy. 
Is Mommy near the phone?'


'No, Daddy. 
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

**
After a brief pause,Daddy says, 

'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
Right now.'

**

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'
A few minutes later
The little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it, Daddy.'

 'And what happened, honey?'
   
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of

bed with no clothes on and ran around

screaming.' Then she tripped over the rug, hit

her head on the dresser 
And now she isn't moving at all!'
 
'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'
 
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window 
And into the swimming pool. 
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water 
Last week to clean it.

 He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
 
*Long Pause*

 
*Longer Pause*

*Even Longer Pause*

 
Then Daddy says,
 
'Swimming pool?  ...........

**Is this 486-5731?'**