Thursday, December 16, 2010

Christmas HA HAs


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77 comments:

  1. Hey Nan, how ya doin. I hear your brown baby is walking now. That must be cute.

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  2. I can tell you and Nee apart. You're the good looking one. HA! Don't tell her I said that.

    Have you done all your Christmas shopping? I bet you find it just as hard to find the right gift for your mom and Big G as I do for my older relatives.

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  3. Anonymous9:59:00 PM

    The problem is they have everything already and they are not interested in many things any more.

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  4. Anonymous10:01:00 PM

    Hi Jeannie

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  5. Are you baby-sitting?

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  6. Anonymous10:04:00 PM

    I am having a hard time shopping for those two.
    So true they have everything .
    I told Nee I was also the smart one .

    Nan

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  7. Can Eloise handle that gang alone yet?

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  8. Anonymous10:06:00 PM

    Yes I am here to help keep an eye on these nosey brats that Nee call Babies.

    Yes My Brown Baby is walking he try to run when he get started . How is your Brown Baby ?

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  9. So you're the smart one too. Geez Louise, you have all the advantages. What did Nee get??

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  10. My brown baby can't walk yet but he can suck on anything.

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  11. Anonymous10:09:00 PM

    Eloise is a push over for these or maybe they told her they would beat her musty butt. My hubby is out of town be back tomorrow evening .
    Mom went with out with Nee and the others Mae is over to Dan and Sally so I decided to come here .

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  12. Anonymous10:12:00 PM

    Let Nee tell it she got the snapping choochie .
    Nee is pretty smart when she want to be , she can handle Gils' business when he need her .

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  13. Nee was afraid that they would tie Eloise to a chair and ransack her house hunting for those damn presents.

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  14. Anonymous10:13:00 PM

    How is your Husband and your mother ??

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  15. I don't know if a snapping choochie is a real advantage. It sounds kind of dangerous.

    There is one gift that Jakey wanted that I can't find anywhere. It's a particular Wii game. They are sold out everywhere in this town. He is the one guy I hate to disappoint.

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  16. Anonymous10:17:00 PM

    I think Eloise is a little of her rocker she says these are the best kids she has taken care of .

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  17. My Hubby is okay. He is dealing with the side effects of radiation now but they are not too bad. He is in good spirits.

    Nana is an evil old witch.But you knew that. The cold really aggravates her arthritis and that makes her crankier, if such a thing is possible.

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  18. Anonymous10:23:00 PM

    A lot of the Wii games are sold out here , they are asking for some Wii's, a lot of people camped out Black Friday .

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  19. Eloise must have had some pretty nasty kids before this.

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  20. I think Eloise is a keeper. She sounds nice.

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  21. Anonymous10:26:00 PM

    Big G. asked me to tell you he left you a letter.
    Nee told me she talked to you last night and had a good time.

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  22. Boy you gotta be desperate to camp out for a Wii. At this point I'm almost willing to do that( in two feet of snow yet)

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  23. Anonymous10:29:00 PM

    Eloise says none of them would to her and the parents would never say anything to them. I told her she don't have to worry about these unless it's Man and he's just like Big G. they don't listen at no one .

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  24. I found G's note thankyou. We had fun on the phone. I think we talked for two and a half hours. She sure do talk funny. When she told me I sounded like the queen I think I peed myself.

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  25. Anonymous10:33:00 PM

    The thing is no one knows what will be hot.
    The things we can't find or the stores are out of Nee have them order it for them and Christmas she puts an I.O.U. in a small gift box and give it to them when the stores get them in .

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  26. I think everyone is aware that Man is going to be a handful as he grows. The bigger he gets, the harder he will be to handle.

    G thinks it great. Men are proud of things like that.G will probably take him to a hooker for his initiation into sex when he is fifteen.

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  27. Anonymous10:38:00 PM

    Nee got a slow drawl , Mom said when she started talking that's the way it was.
    Now she sounds like a different person when she has to talk before a crowd .
    They say we talk alike I don't know .

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  28. I like the I.O.U idea. I may have to use it.

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  29. Is Nee a good public speaker??

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  30. Anonymous10:41:00 PM

    I think you are so right. Has Big G. told you about when he had to talk to Gil?
    I know one thing Man is just like his mama.

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  31. Anonymous10:44:00 PM

    Yes she is a very good public speaker Anita and a lot of people that we associate with was very surprise . My mom says Nee can put the dog on when she wants to.

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  32. G didn't tell me about his talk with Gil. Nee may have mentioned something. There is something in the back of my mind but I can't remember it right now. I am geting memory lapses.Refresh my memory, please.

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  33. Anonymous10:55:00 PM

    I made two pans of mint brownies Mae carried most of them over to Dan and Sally.
    Mae wants to cut moms cake , but mom told her she cut the cake she would send her musty butt to her room until Christmas .

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  34. I am going to make some of the brownies myself. G told me that Christmas cake is steeped in enough brandy to make you all drunk.

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  35. Anonymous11:00:00 PM

    Gil worked in the business when he was growing up and I think he was about 15 or 16 he was working in the hotel and his mother caught him screwing a housekeeper .
    Told Big G. he carried him to a drugstore to but condoms , but Gil didn't know what size so Big G. told him to drop his pants and looked at his penis and said yes you are my son .

    Ask Big G . the way he rells it so funny.

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  36. The brownies and mint bark make great last minute gifts.

    We eat a decadent amount of food at Christmas in our family.

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  37. Anonymous11:04:00 PM

    Big G. told mom when your family is better and you have more tme in about a couple of years you and he was going to write a book.

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  38. Yes I think that I recall that his mama wanted G to give him hell but G was just damn proud of him.

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  39. Anonymous11:05:00 PM

    Matt Damon is so cute he's on David Letterman now.

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  40. G has a way of telling stories that makes them fun. He pretty good at advice too. He's seen a lot and had a lot of experience in his eighty plus years.

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  41. Matt is one of my favorites. But I still don't like Dave.

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  42. Anonymous11:09:00 PM

    Yeah, that's his golden haired boy and he loves hs dad to no end .
    Big G. is so much different now .

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  43. Has retirement mellowed the old man??

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  44. Don't you think Dave is still kind of arrogant??

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  45. Anonymous11:13:00 PM

    I don't like David , he's a low life cheating whore .
    You need to hear Nee take about cheating men.

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  46. I couldn't have expressed it better myself...HA!

    I have heard some of her opinions on cheaters. She believes in using the direct method of dealing with them.( the skillet method)

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  47. Anonymous11:17:00 PM

    No retirement haven't mellow Big G. he's still mean as hell , he is more calmer and enjoys life more .
    I never liked David. He reminds me of someone I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.

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  48. No question he is enjoying his life more. He loves living there. He likes to roam from house to house.He enjoys the freedom. He says it is he is at a good plsce in his life (his words).

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  49. Anonymous11:21:00 PM

    Nee's ex is in town , his sister is married to one of my uncles, He only calls my mom now to ask her how she feels, he would come each time to see her when he was here trying to see Nee .

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  50. I wonder if Nee's ex is sorry he cheated and is still interested in her. Or do you think he is now cheating on his new spouse?

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  51. My ex stalked me for two or three years after I left him.

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  52. Anonymous11:28:00 PM

    Big G. is at a good place now , he appointed himself Sheriff, my uncle that's a retired Deputy Sheriff gave him a badge.
    Big G. is still a dangerous man, I never heard a mean thing about him not being a fair man .
    He believes in treating everybody right When I was in Reno I heard a lot about both of them and met a couple of ladies of Gils' they was around his age or older .

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  53. I have often had the feeling that G is not a man you could cross and get off lightly. He would be dangerous if crossed.

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  54. But he is very likeable, a bit like my dad. He is very fond of your mom. He speaks so highly of her.He likes intelligent women.

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  55. He also has a naughty mind and enjoys making me blush.

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  56. Anonymous11:35:00 PM

    The wife he has now they are both about the same yes he cheats on her with some friend of his sister.

    Nee wasn't going to stay with him she was to far from home . Nee was to far from gramps .

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  57. So you figure she would have left him anyway?? Even without the cheating??
    She has said she does not wish to move from where she is.

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  58. Anonymous11:41:00 PM

    Yes he can be naughty my mom would blush and he enjoyed it .
    Now she gives it right back to him and he just laughs .
    My mom is kind of shy and wasn't used to a man like Big G.
    He talks about his guns , honeypots and do-dads and he has a twinkle in his eye.
    Mom told him when they leave to come home they was going to the suite and she hope he had some bullets .
    Big G. her he was going to have a headache.

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  59. HA! Those two sound well suited to each other.She makes him happy. He said she got him through the prostate cancer with his ego intact. And he can find some bullets every once in a while.

    He has tried to help Brian and I to deal with this illness.

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  60. Anonymous11:47:00 PM

    Nee grew up here, when she returned home she didn't move back here,she got her own apt .
    Gramps said Nee wasn't going to stay with him he was to much of a wimp. Gramps said Nee needed a strong man because she was a tough cookie .

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  61. I think Nee found the right man. She was in the right place at the right time.Do you believe in destiny??

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  62. You have a very successful marriage. What is your secret?

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  63. Anonymous11:54:00 PM

    Big G. was cranky because with the treatments he didn't know what was going to happen would he be half a man and mom or no other woman would want him.
    He said he was a very vibrant man mom told him half a man was better than no man .

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  64. I know your daughter lives in your house nearby. Are your other kids close by?

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  65. Anonymous11:58:00 PM

    I do believe in destiny .
    James is the love of my life .
    My mom taught us that marriage was a job you had to work on it daily and lke all jobs things was going to go wrong now and then.Treat your mate like you want to be treated and be true to him or her whatever the case may be .

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  66. I made the same speech as your mom to Brian. It seems a man's whole life and ego is centered around his pecker.Thank goodness Women are more sensible.

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  67. Anonymous12:00:00 AM

    With Big G. being in his 80's I think he finds some bullets every once in a while .
    You can tell he will stay the night .

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  68. Your mom gave you good advice. She wasn't kidding when she said things go wrong. The proof of the marriage is if it survives the really bad things that happen.The good things are easy.

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  69. Anonymous12:04:00 AM

    I yes the all live here my oldest son just built his home here he was living in Little Rock , he applied for a job with the school board and will start next year.

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  70. Anonymous12:09:00 AM

    My mom raised us my 2 brothers Nee and Chris and she took care of the house for gramps.
    Nee was always the baby in the family .

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  71. Well Sweetie, I think I will write a brilliant article about something or other and then turn in. I have to take Nana shopping tomorrow and she will lose herself somewhere among the Christmas shoppers I just know. She does it on purpose and cackles to herself for a week.

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  72. Anonymous12:12:00 AM

    I was thinking Nee carried her ex to the cleaners maybe he wants some of it back .

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  73. Nee complained only two days ago that everyone still treats her like a baby. I guess they will always think of her that way.

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  74. Anonymous12:16:00 AM

    Nee says Nana is a sweetheart .

    I enjoyed our chat and over the holidays we will do more .
    Have a nice night and I liked your Ha Has .

    Goodnight take good care of your Brian .
    Your friend
    Nan

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  75. She did say she drained her ex dry. He can afford it. I don't think she would give him the time of day if he begged her.

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  76. Night Sweetie,
    I had fun chatting with you . Looking forward to next time.
    Happy Holidays...Hugs...Your PAl Genie

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  77. Anonymous12:37:00 AM

    PS:
    We are going to have our last Polar Bear meeting tomorrow for the year .
    We are going to give them the websites where they can get information and some other stuff Nee said you told her she could try.

    NAN

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