Tiger Woods :Elin Nordegren Divorce Settlement Reportedly Final "WTF"

Tiger Woods has reached a record divorce settlement with Elin Nordegren, according to a report by the London Sun.
Woods will pay his former wife between $750 million and $833 million, the report says, which would be the biggest payout ever seen in a high profile divorce. In return, Nordegren,30, can never publicly speak about affairs he had while they were married.
According to the deal, which is expected to be finalized soon, Nordegren gets complete custodyof their children (a 3 year-old-daughter and 1-year-old son) , but Woods gets to share in making decisions in their lives.
Woods also has to keep his children away from his girlfriends or any other unmarried women that Nordegren does not know...stay tune, the saga countinues...updates as they become available.
My spin : Tiger is paying enough money to Elin not to go public, must be a lot of secerts. Hey Tiger, is that a 3 iron in your butt or did Elin slam a wood iron up there...woooops, there it is !!! Spanked like he's never been spanked before by any in his harem of gum chewing implantees ( or whatever they are called these days !!! To paraphrase "Johnny Carson," I guess she won't be kissing his balls for luck before a tournament. Will these foolish men ever learn ???
Kicking back keeping it real and having fun of course.