*The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
*Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.
*Women blink twice as often as men.
*Your ears and nose continue to grow all your life.
*If saliva can't dissolve something,you can't taste it.
*In your lifetime you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
*Your body uses 300 muscles to support and balance you while standing.
*The higher your IQ,the more you dream.
*The brain operates on the same amount of power as a ten watt light bulb.
*The fastest growing nail is on your middle finger.
*The acid in your stomach can dissolve razor blades.
* The left lung is smaller than the right lung to make room for the heart.
*The largest cell in the human body is the female's egg and the smallest cell is the male's sperm.
*Women will be finished reading this by now.Men are still checking their thumbs.
Jeannie ...where in the world do you come up with all this good stuff...I always known women was smarter....I will measure my man dangle/thumb when I start talking to him again...check it when it's hard are soft(GIGGLES)
ReplyDeleteI think that must be when it is erect.Some men have pretty big thumbs.
ReplyDeleteYou are so right...the weather here is clearing up a bit,boy I am glad....expecting some people over with some designs...things are looking up,I am still holding my ground.
ReplyDeleteAre the twins over yet?Are they spending some days with you?If they are I know that will make Nana smile...Do you have the popcorn and movies...boy I bet you guys are going to have fun....I will let you know how it turns out.(GIGGLES)I love all the beautiful ladies you put on the side-bar...we can always recycle them,they are so pretty.
Good luck with the house plans.I know you have great taste.The twins are sick with a cold and so is Brian.They are all such big babies.
ReplyDeleteI looked at a lot of them,I pikrd out three...going to see how to work them ,it will takr time.
ReplyDeleteJust when the wearher is getting good they come down with colds,hope they don't last long...are the twins there with you?Make them some chicken soup,it always worked for me.How is Nana?Tell Brian he will have to feel better soon so Nana will have someone to fuss with.(GIGGLES)
Nana had a quiet day,didn't fuss too much.She's saving up for when Brian gets better.
ReplyDeleteI did bills and taxes today.Glad I got a lot done.Tired my brain out.I fell asleep this evening.
I'm glad you found a couple of designs.
Jeannie....the is getting better ...just relsx tonight ,watch a little t.v.or listen to some music....I found that music calms me...I can go in my special place....just snuggle up yo your man...but don't catch his cold....(GIGGLES)
ReplyDeleteI am glad Nana is saving the fussing for Brian....I found some ..but he is still in the doghouse...
ReplyDeleteOne thing I learned,set the master bedroom a little bit apart from the other bedrooms.Then you don't have to be so quiet.As kids get older they come to investigate the noises.
ReplyDeleteI went to see why my mom was crying and moaning and saw my parents going at it.I wanted to poke my eyes out.
God I still can't get that image out of my mind....Arghh!
ReplyDeleteGiggles...Iwill remember that..I want it away so I can have a patio/sitting room...I am getting all kinds of goodies...I told him they was going to make me fat..he smile ...said more to hold on too..Bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha looks like your family like to do the nasty.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Gil is trying to make up to you.
ReplyDeleteDad said he was proud of me for sticking to my guns....I saw my younger brother's girlfriend kissing his dangle..I almost bust a gut...I ran like a bat out of hell to tell sis...I told Sis she was milking Chris.hahaha
ReplyDeleteBuilding a house will take up a lot of your time.You have to stay on top of the project.They manage to fuck up a lot of your designs if you're not around and that can waste a lot of time.
ReplyDeleteHe is...he said it was a new house...no one else had live here...I told him that wasn't the point...we had talked about every thing...we was going to take our trip to see if this is where we really wanted to be.he still ain't getting no choochie tonite.
ReplyDeleteHA! That is so funny.I bet Sis still laughs about that.Does your brother know?
ReplyDeleteI am going to be on top of it...we wasn't suppose to build until after the 4th July...Just take our time and make it ours.
ReplyDeleteYes he know...he was about 18/19 we never heard from the girl again.Sis got on his case big time.
ReplyDeleteOne of the problem I can remember was that people stole all the building materials every night.They even tried to steal a bathtub but couldn't load it into their car I guess,so we found it outside.We built outside of the city,so there were no police patrols.We found out later almost all our neighbours took something.They knew the contractor was insured.All those people became our friends.
ReplyDeleteNan /I was always trying to see what he was doing...we would catch him a lot of times and tell it..to see that girl with his dangle in her mouth was a hoot...she was his main girl...now I know why.
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to sell that house.Our blood sweat and tears were in it.I had to move from the area because I got sick from pollution and all the new building materials.
ReplyDeleteI live in the industrial part of Canada,not very scenic.More like Buffalo New York
I guess she was his main girl if she gave good head.HA!
ReplyDeleteSo that's where you got your sex educaaion.
That's where my land is ...outside the city limits...nice place..I will make sure he is insured and bonded....
ReplyDeleteWe had pigs/cows/horses/anything that did the nasty we had it..I know you hated to leave...I always loved living out...Boy when the pigs went into heat,we would watch them...the male pecker looked like it was a cork-screw..I think..haaha
ReplyDeleteWe used to go on vacations with Aunty Bubs and family(Pete's mom)His older brother used to follow me and hide in the bushes when I walked on the beach or up in the sand dunes with a guy.Then he would throw little stones at us.I chased him and never caught the little bugger.We still laugh about it.I'm a couple of years older than him.
ReplyDeleteNan is 2 years older,we was always together...people said we was sisters,I know we was some bad little asses...
ReplyDeleteI used to spend summers on a farm when I wanted to grow up and be a veterinarian.When I first saw pigs mating I was traumatized.The farmers laughed at me.
ReplyDeleteIt was a Mennonite farm(Canadian version of Amish)no TV,no luxuries.I loved it.I'll do a post about it.
I just bet you had a lot of fun with him...he was a little jealous I think...it is nice to think about things thats happen a long time ago...it seems like yesterday.
ReplyDeleteI bet you and Nan got into a lot of mischief.Poor Sis trying to raise the pair of you.
ReplyDeletePlease do a post on it....it is so funny how they mate...My daddy's girlfriend told him he should not let me be around watching the animals....he told her that was life in it's true form....We caught the sister next to sis..pumping her hubby,the preacher,she was hollering and carrying on I told Nan I was never going to do that..hahaha
ReplyDeleteSis is the shortest of all..she is 5'5" tall but sweetie we don't mess with her...not even now...I told you tnt comes in small packages.
ReplyDeleteI never wanted to do it either.I thought it was gross.Boy,you sure changed your tune about doing the Hokey Pokey.It's your favorite thing now.
ReplyDeleteSeems like you spent a lot of time peeking through keyholes...HA!
I think Nan and I got away with a lot of stuff...I had no mama...she had no daddy...they was both killed in the train/car wreck.
ReplyDeleteDo you think some time you could write about your loss of your mom and uncle,or is it still too sensitive?
ReplyDeleteOh,I guess he would be your brother-in-law.There is such a big age difference between you and Sis.
ReplyDeleteOh yes I did...my daddy never let one of his friend's stay over,I guess he didn't want me to catch him....lordy my daddy was 52 when I was borh...I guess thats why he liked Gil so much..he told him he hope he know what he was doing ...I was a hand full.
ReplyDeleteI can just sense the kind of shock your family went through when that tragedy happened.Very hard to recover from.Says a lot about the human spirit.
ReplyDeleteWhen you think about it,Gil was a brave man ,taking you on.And,he knew how handy you were with a skillet.
ReplyDeleteYes I can...I think it would do me good to write about my mama and sis hubby Michael....all three of sis kids was here...she never married again...she says they just want her,not her 3 kids...she says she is not giving up her kids for anyone.
ReplyDeleteSIS is a good woman .How lucky you were to have her.What an awful time for a little girl.It makes me sad for you.But,at least you were surrounded by the love of a big family.
ReplyDeleteI wrote a post...about what he did...I know he will read it...Sis says I didn't speak for a long time....thats how we came to live in Shreveport...my mama wasn't from N.O. she was from Texas...her family tree is native american...
ReplyDeleteWHat a wonderful family history you have.I guess you have lost touch with the Texas branch.
ReplyDeleteMy Aunt Addie married a native Canadian,I think Mohawk.Anyway,he was in the Canadian army doing a tour in England,met her married her and brought her to Canada.
I had a lot of love...my daddy said I was so like my mama in many ways ...her spirit..sharp tongue..
ReplyDeleteyou know sometime I can feel her spirit...I told you I met a couple of his lady friends...we had Jill ,They heard he was in Reno,one had got married....they was around his age...
No I kown a lot of the texas bunch,after my mama married my daddy,they didn't see her much,her family told her man daddy was going to voodoo her...Sis still write to them...we go to family reunions there.
ReplyDeleteMy uncle Jack(the native Canadian)was a very spiritual kind of man.He was at one with nature.He taught me how to fish,gave me one of his hunting dogs and taught me how to sit very still in the forest until the animals would come out of hiding.He could get wild birds to land on his hands.I worshipped him and wanted to be just like him.
ReplyDeleteMaybe your mom was a spiritual lady.They seem to leave a spiritual footprint behind on the earth that we can sometimes feel.
ReplyDeleteI've lost touch with Jack's children.I've lost touch with so many people over the years.We've had so much grief,there wasn't room for anything else,and when you have an ilness like mine(a weird illness)you don't have much energy anymore.
ReplyDeleteI was happy to find you.Strange how you can find someone to care about.
I get the feeling someone is watching over me...all say mama was one with mother nature...Sis said mama told her that moning before she left for town ,to always look after her baby and to let me be free with the wind...toeach me not to hold a grudge/or stay angry ...
ReplyDeleteYour mom,perhaps,had a premonition.
ReplyDeleteWel,I think Sis fulfilled your mom's wishes for you.You are a free spirit.
Are you speaking of your eye-sight?
ReplyDeleteDad/Sis says since I met you I am more calmer...I have always believe in a higher power,a driving force you have to let in,you bottle up hate it can't come in....people do have kindred spirits ,,you just have to open your heart to receive them.
I appologize for keeping you up so late again.Those long winter nights can be very boring.A lot of night owls up here.Justin is one of them.No matter what time of night I email him,he's up.
ReplyDeleteI have to get back to my summer schedule again.
I forgot what sis told me to tell you.....she says I am 40 going on 70 and Jill is 4 going on 40.
ReplyDeleteTime really fly when you are having fun...I am so very please we met...I can't talk to my other two fool sisters....they make no sense,you and sis just listen while I blow off steam..sometime I think sis be smiling....
ReplyDeleteYou said a very wise and profound thing,about letting hate go and letting good forces in.I wish I could always live by that.
ReplyDeleteI have a very low immune system.It has a lot of weird side effects,and I have to be careful.I have serious allergies to almost everything and the environment is toxic to me.Have you heard of the boy in the plastic bubble?I have a similar illness,not as bad.I had to stay in a special environment for three years,12 hours a day to give my immune system some relief.
My grandson Zach inherited it.He can't eat any food.I'll explain someday.
Everyone here is asleep...so I guess I will say goodnite my friend...tell Brian/twins I hope he's better tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteTalk tomorrow.......NEE
God bless..
ReplyDeleteI want to hear when you are able to talk about it.
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